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steph at 06.18.09 - 1:53 pm
Could I get my bike melted into an urn to hold my ashes when I die?
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This is where I post a lemon party photo.
SPOOK06.18.09 - 1:55 pm
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ironically, Loser1 hasn't appeared in this thread after the mention of a lemon party
spiraldemon responding to a
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06.18.09 - 2:09 pm
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"Could I get my bike melted into an urn to hold my ashes when I die?"
Why not just pour them down the seatpost tube?
JB06.18.09 - 2:11 pm
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Make a pipe bomb out of your seat tube, and put your ashes in the down tube. Then we'll light that sucka off next time we go to Salton Sea!
And to answer Fluffa's question, I'm always up for a lemon party as long as Fluffa's there to help serve me.
User106.18.09 - 2:25 pm
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ironically, Big Gay Al is always up for a lemon party even though he can't get it up.
spiraldemon responding to a
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06.18.09 - 2:31 pm
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"Why not just pour them down the seatpost tube?"
That's what I said!
imachynna06.18.09 - 2:34 pm
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that's what she said!
someone will steal it and ride it, just like the ghost bike.
steph responding to a
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06.18.09 - 2:35 pm
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In which case you would be ridden all night long, even after you're dead.
kryxtanicole responding to a
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06.18.09 - 2:39 pm
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that's actually kind of lovely
steph responding to a
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06.18.09 - 2:46 pm
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How about that Bike 'Contrail' gadget?
What part of town would you want to be spread?
Joe Borfo responding to a
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06.18.09 - 2:51 pm
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
:'(
coldcut06.18.09 - 3:47 pm
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I am immortal.
PC06.18.09 - 5:20 pm
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You need to find someone who can melt the steel and pour it into a mold . Should be easy, the hard part is finding someone who can do it.
Hectic06.19.09 - 1:12 am
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Or, perhaps your soul will still be retained within your ashes that you have just dumped down the tube.
In this case, the next unfortunate person riding your former bike will soon be ripe for a possession.
bentstrider06.19.09 - 1:33 am
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That would be awesome! A haunted Bicycle ..... with a mind of its own. I bet it would make cars pull over.
Hectic06.19.09 - 1:36 am
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that reminds me of the evil car episode of futurama. Your soul driving a bike. Being evil and running over pedestrians.
ZombiesGotMyTongue06.19.09 - 1:53 am
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Possession kicks ass, especially when your eyes glow.
bentstrider06.19.09 - 2:07 am
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