AT Vs. Junu - when is it?

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brassknuckle at 04.8.09 - 10:03 am
i heard rumor it is this saturday.  if so, what time?
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yeah i wanna see Juno kick AT's ass already 
what the deal..
TheRaquel04.8.09 - 11:06 am
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I saw juno riding home with groceries.
rayrayray04.8.09 - 12:04 pm
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i'd like to reiterate my last thought on some earlier thread regarding this matter:
"i bet that Juno changes the date so many times we won't be seeing this race until 2012, about the same time we get the Salton Sea pictures from Alex Thompson."
so it's anyone's guess now as in the past few weeks:
Juno has changed the date of The Prom Ride 2 times and Alex Thompson finally put up the Salton Sea pics..
i dunno.. 
bondink04.8.09 - 12:08 pm
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according to Junu, the race is this saturday and begins at 9am on Beverly Glen.  I'm not sure which side of the hill.  Alex Thompson, please confirm this.
brassknuckle04.8.09 - 12:27 pm
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Wow I'm lazy. I'm actually thinking of driving to the finish line. Anyone want a ride? :)
Roadblock04.8.09 - 12:45 pm
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yeah i might take you up on that ride.  should we film the race or is that too dangerous for the riders?
brassknuckle04.8.09 - 12:48 pm
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just talked to junu and it starts at Sunset/Beverly Glen. 9am race to mulholland.  this saturday.
brassknuckle04.8.09 - 12:58 pm
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its a single lane heavily commuted road, with very few passing spots, wouldn't be wise to hold up traffic.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:10 pm
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is this an excuse? if i am putting down - i'll cork.
bondink04.8.09 - 1:14 pm
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shut your face,
i'm talking about the camera car.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:17 pm
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You certainly will need chase cars and traffic monitors.
skd04.8.09 - 1:17 pm
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evil, Juno. let there be a camera car - if there's no pic or video - it didn't happen!
bondink04.8.09 - 1:18 pm
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Fuck a car, you're going to need aerial-support for this mission.

bentstrider04.8.09 - 1:22 pm
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not fast enough for the safety of chase cars, at finished his last run at 16:48 meaning he averaged no more than 12mph. speed limit through there is 30 i think?
i would've even suggested a loop to include the descent down benedict canyon so we can start roughly where we finish.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:23 pm
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Oh man, listen to Junu get all heated!  He gets so mad, it's cute.
Alex Thompson04.8.09 - 1:28 pm
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yes you can clearly tell my tone by my selection of a few words.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:32 pm
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Hey, I'm down to record some video from my bike at any point on the course.  Maybe right where it gets steep for some out of saddle mashing action.
For the riders, there is only one real intersection on the course.  It's at Nicada Drive, I think.  Low traffic, good visibility, no need to cork it.
wiz_vanmeter04.8.09 - 1:34 pm
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Wiz could maybe start up the hill 6 minutes early - out of the saddle mashing would make good footages.  That way you'll be rested when it's time to film.  If I were you Wiz, I'd try to pick us up at about 9 minutes into the climb.
CATURDAY peeps, how's Junu riding these days?  Gimme the intel!
Alex Thompson04.8.09 - 1:36 pm
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all the intel in the world will not help you win this one doctor.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:42 pm
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i just LOLed everywhere - i am getting the popcorn for this..
bondink04.8.09 - 1:43 pm
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I'm looking past this race toward my match race against Secretariat on the moon.
Come on y'all, cough up the gossip.  I heard Junu got 9th in a crit recently, but I heard it was with the girls.
Alex Thompson04.8.09 - 1:46 pm
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bondink the only way you can cork traffic is to stay at the bottom and just start screaming yeayeayea and hope that people just refrain from being outside.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:46 pm
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i would put my life on this race.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:47 pm
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"bondink the only way you can cork traffic is to stay at the bottom and just start screaming yeayeayea and hope that people just refrain from being outside."
ahahaha! is that all you got. 
bondink04.8.09 - 1:54 pm
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The reputation of the Hulk Lab is on the line!
Roadblock04.8.09 - 1:54 pm
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gotta save my A material for someone relevant.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:55 pm
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do you just like hearing excuses and interpret everything i say as an excuse?
or is it because life has given you nothing but excuses? elaborate.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:59 pm
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"elaborate."
ahahaha! i like it when you get mad! so entertaining you are, Juno.
please, please, more excuses!  
bondink04.8.09 - 2:04 pm
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damnit, anna please come shut this siren up.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 2:05 pm
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I'll be here selling green beer at $3 a pop, if anyone's interested.
User104.8.09 - 2:06 pm
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do i have to race wylie still
mitch04.8.09 - 2:36 pm
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ride to the race anyone?
steph04.8.09 - 2:38 pm
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wait, Saturday at 9?? damn I can't go   >:[
Gav04.8.09 - 2:47 pm
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mitch you racing wylie is just mean.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 2:48 pm
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Hooman < Robot 
I haz betted thompson too win 
stillline04.8.09 - 2:50 pm
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I'll put up a 12pack of beer and $10 on thompson. 
To be collected at robotz. 
No way I'm draggin ass out to beverly hills on sat morning.  
You take that bet spiral? 
stillline04.8.09 - 2:53 pm
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sure, if there's anyone to "lose" to, it's matt. we'll end up sharing the beer, anyways. but I've never been to robotz, and don't intend on riding the next one. I'll be on pier pressure, but I may be able to meet at the robotz start to collect my $10!
spiraldemon04.8.09 - 2:59 pm
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yes there will be bike on bike crime.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 3:00 pm
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i'm rootin for the both of ya
haha
if they both win i get the money! 
aksendz04.8.09 - 3:18 pm
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Juno is gonna get his ass served...
Debut21304.8.09 - 3:18 pm
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im betting against both of you :)
steph04.8.09 - 3:20 pm
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"damnit, anna please come shut this siren up."
@_iJunes:
you need someone else to take care of your shit, do you?
my bet is on Juno:
when he loses: that'll be my "excuse" to kick his ass
IF he wins - i'll make something from it.
it's a win-win situation!
bondink04.8.09 - 3:29 pm
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sure its because you have no faith in your westside idol.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 3:39 pm
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let me reitertae, maybe you didn't read my words very clearly thru your rising blood pressure:
"WHEN he loses: that'll be my "excuse" to kick his ass"
i just really want to kick your ass.
bondink04.8.09 - 3:42 pm
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my money is on parlor bikes, with junu second, and alex thompson fourth.
brassknuckle04.8.09 - 3:44 pm
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@bondink
as in the words of the legendary master of ceremonies hammer:
"can't touch this."
_iJunes04.8.09 - 3:48 pm
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BEST LINE:
"the more you talk, the more things sound the same, you're never gonna get it!"
bondink04.8.09 - 3:50 pm
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yes because what i say on the internet is relevant.
you're like one of those high pitched teen deterrents but you dont really need keen hearing to be annoyed
_iJunes04.8.09 - 3:56 pm
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that wasn't very good. i don't feel insulted. and it wasn't even inspirational to come up with another burn. i am actually disappointed. more in myself for thinking you were better than that. 
burn. how does it feel. you've bored me now. i'm out. 
bondink04.8.09 - 4:05 pm
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so you couldnt just leave it at that and you had to to TELL me how bad it was.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 4:06 pm
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bondink couldn't race herself to nowhere.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 4:07 pm
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don't let the monster out of the cage and start crying when you get your leg bitten off.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 4:10 pm
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Alex, you want the inside from the Caturday peeps.
OK.
1. Eat your wheaties
2. Tape down your ears.
I love you both. May the best legs win. 
Mohicano04.8.09 - 4:29 pm
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I dont know how sara plans to kick junus ass because i seriously doubt she could even get to the top of BG or if she could junu will be long gone by then.
and seriously stop talking about corking, i dont want to get shot on bg at 9 am because of mr people acting like assholes
robin swabin04.8.09 - 5:32 pm
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wylie please just concede now so i don't have to wake up and ride all the way down there
mitch04.8.09 - 5:36 pm
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i still want to see a mitch vs erock climb.
that is a race worth betting on. climber vs climber.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 5:44 pm
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yeah i dont really want to race you up a hill, lets just race eachother in the crit on sunday
robin swabin04.8.09 - 5:47 pm
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so what does the winner get / loser have to do?
Roadblock04.8.09 - 6:04 pm
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1. Is this posted on the calendar?
2. I am still racing Miley Cyrus. Eventually.
imachynna04.8.09 - 7:55 pm
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there is no prize, no penalty, i guess at has a shot at bragging rights, but beating AT isn't something i'd really brag about.
_iJunes04.8.09 - 8:00 pm
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i'll be there... I'll be at my fighting weight in about a month.
oh, and i'll be riding for about 50-60 miles up topanga and piuma after the grudge is settled, think of it as a westside awesome version of caturday.
e-rock04.8.09 - 9:38 pm
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"westside awesome version of caturday." what E-Rock said FTW!
bondink04.8.09 - 10:54 pm
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E-rock has to bulk up to get to his fighting weight.  He told me what he weighed in at a few minutes and I just woke up in a puddle of my own vomit.  I think I was trying to instantly lose 15 pounds and passed out.
Alex Thompson04.9.09 - 12:15 am
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i'm sorry e-rock your ride does not meet the requirement to be called a Caturday [warrior] ride. though you meet the elevation and ascent requirement, minimum planned route must be a metric century. 
so its not an anyside version of anything.
_iJunes04.9.09 - 7:29 am
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All this time, I kind of paid no mind to this, but after looking at the transformation Junu has undertaken, this guy seriously means business.
Sort of akin to how Michael Chiklis went from being Jolly-Boy-Wonder in "The Commish", to the ass-kickin', door-droppin' pistol-whippin' sum'bitch on "The Shield".
bentstrider04.9.09 - 7:45 am
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I could follow you guys with a camera.  I could even climb ahead, pace back, climb ahead again, fall back, then hammer to the top to get you guys finishing.  
Like Brassknuckle said Parlorbikes 1st, JUNU 2nd, AT if we wait that long.
Yup I said it, after last weeks Caturday, I really don't think that AT has a chance.  If JUNU flats and can fix a flat in less than 1 minute, my money would still be on JUNU.  
parlorbikes04.9.09 - 8:10 am
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SOMEONE POST THIS TO THE CALENDAR ALREADYY!!!
jericho1ne04.9.09 - 9:31 am
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that's up to AT. he's the one that wanted to put on a show. except the only time he'll see me is when we start.
_iJunes04.9.09 - 9:38 am
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"except the only time he'll see me is when we start."
Why? Are you already coming up with excuses to drop out like you did at feel My Legs?! That would be so entertaining!  
shadylane04.9.09 - 8:02 pm
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Winner's going to get hosed down by a high-pressure beer-hose!!!!!
bentstrider04.9.09 - 9:06 pm
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parlourbikes looks to be on the money with his prediction.  I mean, I rode 16:48 on Cub Camp, and Junu has done 13:59.  That's a 2:49 gap.  If I brought my time down even 90 seconds on the Cub Camp time, Junu could still beat me if he flats.  So, it's just a matter of showing up.
Which we all know is a thing that Junu has a problem with.
This is interesting, someone is going to be in a position of eating crow, lots of it.  There's no getting out of it.
Alex Thompson04.9.09 - 10:01 pm
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except the only time he'll see me is when we start.
_iJunes
04.9.09 - 12:38 pm
Junu, buddy, presumably if you're beating my ass, which is your prediction, then I'll be watching you bike away from me.  Even if you beat me by 3 minutes, I'd be able to see you over much of the course.
On the other hand, if I'm spanking you, then you'll be behind me, and I won't see you at all.
Oh yeah - the first section is fast, so the rule is, no drafting.  At anytime.
Alex Thompson04.9.09 - 10:09 pm
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dr. thompson you couldn't draft me if you wanted to.
after a mulholland roller commute this morning, i hit beverly glen again. bonked with .5 miles to go. good thing is my time at nicada was 11:10, bad news is i finished at 14:20. that was such a dizzying finish, note to self: smoke weed before this. i think the time was a sign.
_iJunes04.9.09 - 10:11 pm
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to be even more technical for dr. thompson's taste
My average velocity will be 6.7 m/s according to my time today.
Dr. Thompson will be averaging a velocity of 5.5879 m/s.
so each second there is about a 1.12 m/s difference. a bike length is say about 1.06 meters.
_iJunes04.9.09 - 10:17 pm
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care to share your body weight and bike weight to get power estimates?
_iJunes04.9.09 - 10:20 pm
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Kid, I could fail you in the math classes I teach and feel like I was giving you too good of a grade.
Let's see what you ride tomorrow.
Alex Thompson04.9.09 - 10:40 pm
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I hope the fact that AT plopped a big fatty legged Cat turd in itunes mouth doesn't ruin itunes prospects in his race tomorrow.
Satan on a Tricycle04.11.09 - 1:52 pm
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