Dear World,
Thread started by
funanu at 01.22.09 - 11:15 am
We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of ideals of Democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4. Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20. We
apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding,
Sincerely,
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
(i saw this online. thought i should share with you all)
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Picture looks like that of an OC "dude-bruh", who's skipped out on 4 payments for his lifted F-250, along with the 20 dirtbikes in his backyard.
bentstrider01.22.09 - 11:20 am
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I think that one was pretty good, except replace OC with Fallbrook or Temecula.
toweliesbong01.22.09 - 3:44 pm
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well, that war machine guy is an ex-mma fighter from tennessee.
ruinedbyidiots01.22.09 - 3:50 pm
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How is it a generalization when these ingrates are responsible for a majority of all the traffic accidents and police-chases up here in the desert?
The county needs to place a cap on all felons and OC-families moving up here.
Or someones gonna find a sliced exhaust pipe in their bed!!!
bentstrider01.22.09 - 4:11 pm
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i like bentsrider every so much more with every post he posts.
boogalooSHRIMP01.22.09 - 4:14 pm
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that guy actually spits some truth, although he comes off kinda abrasive. it's funny how people fall into that mob mentality and ostracise others that goes against social norms. feels good to be an ignorant tool, doesn't it?
bentstrider, replace "ingrates" and "oc transplants" with "blacks" and "minorities" and see how prejudiced and generalized your statements are.
coldcut01.22.09 - 4:21 pm
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bentstrider, replace "ingrates" and "oc transplants" with "blacks" and "minorities" and see how prejudiced and generalized your statements are.
thats what im saying!
why should the desert be the only place thats protected from people causing traffic accidents and murders and whatever else?
*i only make generalizations about teenagers.
ruinedbyidiots01.22.09 - 4:26 pm
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Yeah, I liked it better back when it was smaller and a little quieter.
Now I've got to deal with consistent whine of glass-pack, and hi-performance exhaust-equipped engines.
Sad thing is the fact that instead of sticking with a standard pickup, these guys take additional loans out to attract(more like detract) women, and intimidate everyone and everything!!!
Then another "missing-persons" report goes up in the Daily Press.
bentstrider01.22.09 - 4:26 pm
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because those types of vehicles can only be found in your community? what?
ruinedbyidiots01.22.09 - 4:27 pm
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"well, that war machine guy is an ex-mma fighter from tennessee."
What i found funny is that you said that like its supposed change what we thought about that douche..
Debut21301.22.09 - 4:31 pm
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+1 Debut213
like that white boy is suppose to know what it means to struggle.
funanu01.22.09 - 4:32 pm
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the struggle has nothing to do with skin color, and i would say that your statement is sorta racist.
ruinedbyidiots01.22.09 - 4:35 pm
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yet you have no problem posting that up eventhough the word "!@#$?" was used and you know how people here feel about that word. to be honest I was really suprised that you would post something like that.
funanu01.22.09 - 4:37 pm
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No, they have those things down there too.
When this area was small, the people who moved here, or lived here for awhile kept things simple and non-intrusive to everyone else.
No one sped(often), traffic wasn't tied up, and there was more shit-to-do here other than "ride-to-the-mall".
Now we have people coming up here that feel they could let loose and wreak havoc due to the sense of their being more room.
In turn, the city-engineers decide to take the CalTrans approach and add more lanes to every street in the desert to alleviate potential jam-ups.
This in turn backfires due to the newer residents seeing this thing as a de-facto freeway running through downtown for their convenience.
The raised speed-limits from 45-60 down Hesperia don't really help matters much either.
Yeah, this area has become shit to me, and I will move once I've gathered enough *resources* to permanently do so.
bentstrider01.22.09 - 4:37 pm
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obama penis riding is just as funny as people who think hes the antichrist or whatever.
ruinedbyidiots01.22.09 - 4:39 pm
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this war machine fellow is a royal idiot.
Obama grew up with his single mom working two jobs living between Hawaii and Indonesia, afterwhich his mom died of Ovarian Cancer. I believe that constitutes somewhat of a struggle.
That guy should have an enema of knowledge before being a racist ignorant potty mouth.
Aqueous Atom01.22.09 - 4:53 pm
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oh ya, and i think War Machine is super sexy with his flat hat, rippling muscles web-cam shot.
ow!
Aqueous Atom01.22.09 - 4:54 pm
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Ummm yeah, getting back to the original message.....
Yeah it feels good to be back with the rest of the world in a sense. I just hope they welcome us back! I had no desire to go around Europe this past 8 years. I hope that changes.
User101.22.09 - 5:59 pm
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iron man / tony stark was black too. did anyone raise a stink about robert downey jr playing him in hollywood?
ruinedbyidiots01.22.09 - 6:00 pm
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"iron man / tony stark was black too. did anyone raise a stink about robert downey jr playing him in hollywood?"
huh?
GarySe7en01.22.09 - 6:04 pm
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dude has some truth to him...i dont think obama should be smoked...save that for turkey and shit. Maybe he should have used "intelligent" words, maybe he would have more fans.
+1 for the monster drinking cat
-1 for smoking obama
pretti*ugli01.22.09 - 6:05 pm
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FTR miguel, white people know struggle too...
pretti*ugli01.22.09 - 6:09 pm
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presidents are nothing but puppets with a whole bunch of people tugging at their strings. i often wonder if they actually come up with any ideas of their own.
meh.
Jazzy Phat Nastee01.22.09 - 6:15 pm
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"FTR miguel, white people know struggle too..."
struggle against what? other white people? that's called competition, not struggle. gimmee a break.
toweliesbong01.22.09 - 6:20 pm
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thank you for clarifying what struggle and comp is...like i didnt know the difference..
Bruh your "break" was when u decided to post on MR.
Saying that white people dont struggle is as racist and prejudice as saying that all black people struggle.
Get out of your bubble.
pretti*ugli01.22.09 - 6:24 pm
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Ha @ Jazz...i said from the jump robama IS a good person. But in a "democracy" such as ours, those dead presidents rule all.
The man will be overwhelmed, such is the story with all genuine souls who WANT AND WORK for positivity of the people and ignore the dollar.
pretti*ugli01.22.09 - 6:28 pm
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Now HE did not have to struggle for that TAT...
HA
pretti*ugli01.22.09 - 6:37 pm
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"Saying that white people dont struggle"
Struggle against what?
toweliesbong01.22.09 - 6:53 pm
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if u quote me make sure u get the whole and not the half.
pretti*ugli01.22.09 - 6:55 pm
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@ pretti ugli:
nah, i think the same thing. i just don't think he has much say in anything... even after choosing all his advisors and what not.
one person should not change our situation.. like you said, this is a democracy, it's upto us - the people - to make the changes or change the people that do it for us.
Jazzy Phat Nastee01.22.09 - 6:56 pm
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"Saying that white people dont struggle is as racist and prejudice as saying that all black people struggle."
Struggle against what? You're extremely naive if you think, even in this day and age, that there is no black person that hasn't struggled against some form of racism.
toweliesbong01.22.09 - 6:58 pm
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all white people have money.
all black people have no money.
therefore, all white people never struggle and all black people always struggle. biggie smalls (a famous black man) said it himself, so it must be true.
ruinedbyidiots01.22.09 - 7:04 pm
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THE REASON THERE WAS A PEANUT BUTTER RECALL WAS BECAUSE GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER WAS BLACK.
ruinedbyidiots01.22.09 - 7:05 pm
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What...? u went completely off center bruh. Please find the place where i said that black people do not struggle against racism.
I said, and again please read carefully.....NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM!
seriously, i only said that to say that cockcasians do not struggle is as racist and prejudice as saying all black people do not struggle.
bullshit supercedes racial and color lines. In africa they murdered their own people because they were part of a different tribe. A fucking "cleansing!!!"
pretti*ugli01.22.09 - 7:05 pm
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lmfao@rbi...
i have learned to take what u say serious as about as serious as i take a shit..
it must be true because they made a movie about him!
pretti*ugli01.22.09 - 7:07 pm
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Dear world,
All I wanted was a Pepsi. And you didn't give it to me.
Love,
Chynna
imachynna01.22.09 - 7:15 pm
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all i ever wanted was to fly,sad to say i am too scared to try the drugs that will allow me to...
pretti*ugli01.22.09 - 7:17 pm
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All I ever wanted was a zoom, zoom, zoom and a boom-boom.
bentstrider01.22.09 - 7:36 pm
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everyone, except for the 5% that own the wealth of the world, get fucked and are continuously getting fucked.
this color bullshit needs to stop.
Jazzy Phat Nastee01.22.09 - 7:42 pm
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btw, i was only talking about that whiteboy. not everybody else.
funanu01.22.09 - 8:25 pm
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everyone, except for the 5% that own the wealth of the world, get fucked and are continuously getting fucked.
this color bullshit needs to stop.
Jazzy Phat Nastee
01.22.09 - 10:42 pm
word em' up!
the workers of the world struggle daily no matter what color their skin is. racism is a border that keeps the people from uniting and taking control of what belongs to everyone, not just a select few. just like sexism, nationalism, etc.
coldcut01.22.09 - 11:59 pm
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i wonder if this is the west valley whiteboy with the f-150 with extra-large-super-dickhead wheels and the license plate that says NGA PLZ?
(a really confusing experience, i didn't understand how this retard hadn't had his head kicked in)
ephemerae01.23.09 - 12:01 am
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Dear world,
I am having 35 spokecards made tomorrow.
I hope this is the perfect amount.
Love,
Chynna
imachynna01.23.09 - 12:06 am
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