AT Vs. Junu - when is it?

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brassknuckle at 04.8.09 - 10:03 am
i heard rumor it is this saturday.  if so, what time?
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yeah i wanna see Juno kick AT's ass already 
what the deal..
 TheRaquel
TheRaquel04.8.09 - 11:06 am
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I saw juno riding home with groceries.
 rayrayray
rayrayray04.8.09 - 12:04 pm
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i'd like to reiterate my last thought on some earlier thread regarding this matter:
"i bet that Juno changes the date so many times we won't be seeing this race until 2012, about the same time we get the Salton Sea pictures from Alex Thompson."
so it's anyone's guess now as in the past few weeks:
Juno has changed the date of The Prom Ride 2 times and Alex Thompson finally put up the Salton Sea pics..
i dunno.. 
 bondink
bondink04.8.09 - 12:08 pm
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according to Junu, the race is this saturday and begins at 9am on Beverly Glen.  I'm not sure which side of the hill.  Alex Thompson, please confirm this.
 brassknuckle
brassknuckle04.8.09 - 12:27 pm
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Wow I'm lazy. I'm actually thinking of driving to the finish line. Anyone want a ride? :)
 Roadblock
Roadblock04.8.09 - 12:45 pm
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yeah i might take you up on that ride.  should we film the race or is that too dangerous for the riders?
 brassknuckle
brassknuckle04.8.09 - 12:48 pm
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just talked to junu and it starts at Sunset/Beverly Glen. 9am race to mulholland.  this saturday.
 brassknuckle
brassknuckle04.8.09 - 12:58 pm
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its a single lane heavily commuted road, with very few passing spots, wouldn't be wise to hold up traffic.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:10 pm
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is this an excuse? if i am putting down - i'll cork.
 bondink
bondink04.8.09 - 1:14 pm
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shut your face,
i'm talking about the camera car.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:17 pm
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You certainly will need chase cars and traffic monitors.
 skd
skd04.8.09 - 1:17 pm
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evil, Juno. let there be a camera car - if there's no pic or video - it didn't happen!
 bondink
bondink04.8.09 - 1:18 pm
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Fuck a car, you're going to need aerial-support for this mission.

 bentstrider
bentstrider04.8.09 - 1:22 pm
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not fast enough for the safety of chase cars, at finished his last run at 16:48 meaning he averaged no more than 12mph. speed limit through there is 30 i think?
i would've even suggested a loop to include the descent down benedict canyon so we can start roughly where we finish.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:23 pm
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Oh man, listen to Junu get all heated!  He gets so mad, it's cute.
 Alex Thompson
Alex Thompson04.8.09 - 1:28 pm
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yes you can clearly tell my tone by my selection of a few words.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:32 pm
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Hey, I'm down to record some video from my bike at any point on the course.  Maybe right where it gets steep for some out of saddle mashing action.
For the riders, there is only one real intersection on the course.  It's at Nicada Drive, I think.  Low traffic, good visibility, no need to cork it.
 wiz_vanmeter
wiz_vanmeter04.8.09 - 1:34 pm
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Wiz could maybe start up the hill 6 minutes early - out of the saddle mashing would make good footages.  That way you'll be rested when it's time to film.  If I were you Wiz, I'd try to pick us up at about 9 minutes into the climb.
CATURDAY peeps, how's Junu riding these days?  Gimme the intel!
 Alex Thompson
Alex Thompson04.8.09 - 1:36 pm
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all the intel in the world will not help you win this one doctor.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:42 pm
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i just LOLed everywhere - i am getting the popcorn for this..
 bondink
bondink04.8.09 - 1:43 pm
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I'm looking past this race toward my match race against Secretariat on the moon.
Come on y'all, cough up the gossip.  I heard Junu got 9th in a crit recently, but I heard it was with the girls.
 Alex Thompson
Alex Thompson04.8.09 - 1:46 pm
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bondink the only way you can cork traffic is to stay at the bottom and just start screaming yeayeayea and hope that people just refrain from being outside.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:46 pm
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i would put my life on this race.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:47 pm
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"bondink the only way you can cork traffic is to stay at the bottom and just start screaming yeayeayea and hope that people just refrain from being outside."
ahahaha! is that all you got. 
 bondink
bondink04.8.09 - 1:54 pm
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The reputation of the Hulk Lab is on the line!
 Roadblock
Roadblock04.8.09 - 1:54 pm
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gotta save my A material for someone relevant.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:55 pm
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do you just like hearing excuses and interpret everything i say as an excuse?
or is it because life has given you nothing but excuses? elaborate.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 1:59 pm
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"elaborate."
ahahaha! i like it when you get mad! so entertaining you are, Juno.
please, please, more excuses!  
 bondink
bondink04.8.09 - 2:04 pm
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damnit, anna please come shut this siren up.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 2:05 pm
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I'll be here selling green beer at $3 a pop, if anyone's interested.
 User1
User104.8.09 - 2:06 pm
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do i have to race wylie still
 mitch
mitch04.8.09 - 2:36 pm
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ride to the race anyone?
 steph
steph04.8.09 - 2:38 pm
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wait, Saturday at 9?? damn I can't go   >:[
 Gav
Gav04.8.09 - 2:47 pm
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mitch you racing wylie is just mean.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 2:48 pm
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Hooman < Robot 
I haz betted thompson too win 
 stillline
stillline04.8.09 - 2:50 pm
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I'll put up a 12pack of beer and $10 on thompson. 
To be collected at robotz. 
No way I'm draggin ass out to beverly hills on sat morning.  
You take that bet spiral? 
 stillline
stillline04.8.09 - 2:53 pm
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sure, if there's anyone to "lose" to, it's matt. we'll end up sharing the beer, anyways. but I've never been to robotz, and don't intend on riding the next one. I'll be on pier pressure, but I may be able to meet at the robotz start to collect my $10!
 spiraldemon
spiraldemon04.8.09 - 2:59 pm
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yes there will be bike on bike crime.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 3:00 pm
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i'm rootin for the both of ya
haha
if they both win i get the money! 
 aksendz
aksendz04.8.09 - 3:18 pm
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Juno is gonna get his ass served...
 Debut213
Debut21304.8.09 - 3:18 pm
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im betting against both of you :)
 steph
steph04.8.09 - 3:20 pm
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"damnit, anna please come shut this siren up."
@_iJunes:
you need someone else to take care of your shit, do you?
my bet is on Juno:
when he loses: that'll be my "excuse" to kick his ass
IF he wins - i'll make something from it.
it's a win-win situation!
 bondink
bondink04.8.09 - 3:29 pm
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sure its because you have no faith in your westside idol.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 3:39 pm
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let me reitertae, maybe you didn't read my words very clearly thru your rising blood pressure:
"WHEN he loses: that'll be my "excuse" to kick his ass"
i just really want to kick your ass.
 bondink
bondink04.8.09 - 3:42 pm
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my money is on parlor bikes, with junu second, and alex thompson fourth.
 brassknuckle
brassknuckle04.8.09 - 3:44 pm
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@bondink
as in the words of the legendary master of ceremonies hammer:
"can't touch this."
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 3:48 pm
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BEST LINE:
"the more you talk, the more things sound the same, you're never gonna get it!"
 bondink
bondink04.8.09 - 3:50 pm
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yes because what i say on the internet is relevant.
you're like one of those high pitched teen deterrents but you dont really need keen hearing to be annoyed
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 3:56 pm
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that wasn't very good. i don't feel insulted. and it wasn't even inspirational to come up with another burn. i am actually disappointed. more in myself for thinking you were better than that. 
burn. how does it feel. you've bored me now. i'm out. 
 bondink
bondink04.8.09 - 4:05 pm
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so you couldnt just leave it at that and you had to to TELL me how bad it was.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 4:06 pm
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bondink couldn't race herself to nowhere.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 4:07 pm
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don't let the monster out of the cage and start crying when you get your leg bitten off.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 4:10 pm
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Alex, you want the inside from the Caturday peeps.
OK.
1. Eat your wheaties
2. Tape down your ears.
I love you both. May the best legs win. 
 Mohicano
Mohicano04.8.09 - 4:29 pm
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I dont know how sara plans to kick junus ass because i seriously doubt she could even get to the top of BG or if she could junu will be long gone by then.
and seriously stop talking about corking, i dont want to get shot on bg at 9 am because of mr people acting like assholes
 robin swabin
robin swabin04.8.09 - 5:32 pm
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wylie please just concede now so i don't have to wake up and ride all the way down there
 mitch
mitch04.8.09 - 5:36 pm
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i still want to see a mitch vs erock climb.
that is a race worth betting on. climber vs climber.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 5:44 pm
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yeah i dont really want to race you up a hill, lets just race eachother in the crit on sunday
 robin swabin
robin swabin04.8.09 - 5:47 pm
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so what does the winner get / loser have to do?
 Roadblock
Roadblock04.8.09 - 6:04 pm
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1. Is this posted on the calendar?
2. I am still racing Miley Cyrus. Eventually.
 imachynna
imachynna04.8.09 - 7:55 pm
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there is no prize, no penalty, i guess at has a shot at bragging rights, but beating AT isn't something i'd really brag about.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.8.09 - 8:00 pm
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i'll be there... I'll be at my fighting weight in about a month.
oh, and i'll be riding for about 50-60 miles up topanga and piuma after the grudge is settled, think of it as a westside awesome version of caturday.
 e-rock
e-rock04.8.09 - 9:38 pm
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"westside awesome version of caturday." what E-Rock said FTW!
 bondink
bondink04.8.09 - 10:54 pm
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E-rock has to bulk up to get to his fighting weight.  He told me what he weighed in at a few minutes and I just woke up in a puddle of my own vomit.  I think I was trying to instantly lose 15 pounds and passed out.
 Alex Thompson
Alex Thompson04.9.09 - 12:15 am
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i'm sorry e-rock your ride does not meet the requirement to be called a Caturday [warrior] ride. though you meet the elevation and ascent requirement, minimum planned route must be a metric century. 
so its not an anyside version of anything.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.9.09 - 7:29 am
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All this time, I kind of paid no mind to this, but after looking at the transformation Junu has undertaken, this guy seriously means business.
Sort of akin to how Michael Chiklis went from being Jolly-Boy-Wonder in "The Commish", to the ass-kickin', door-droppin' pistol-whippin' sum'bitch on "The Shield".
 bentstrider
bentstrider04.9.09 - 7:45 am
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I could follow you guys with a camera.  I could even climb ahead, pace back, climb ahead again, fall back, then hammer to the top to get you guys finishing.  
Like Brassknuckle said Parlorbikes 1st, JUNU 2nd, AT if we wait that long.
Yup I said it, after last weeks Caturday, I really don't think that AT has a chance.  If JUNU flats and can fix a flat in less than 1 minute, my money would still be on JUNU.  
 parlorbikes
parlorbikes04.9.09 - 8:10 am
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SOMEONE POST THIS TO THE CALENDAR ALREADYY!!!
 jericho1ne
jericho1ne04.9.09 - 9:31 am
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that's up to AT. he's the one that wanted to put on a show. except the only time he'll see me is when we start.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.9.09 - 9:38 am
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"except the only time he'll see me is when we start."
Why? Are you already coming up with excuses to drop out like you did at feel My Legs?! That would be so entertaining!  
 shadylane
shadylane04.9.09 - 8:02 pm
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Winner's going to get hosed down by a high-pressure beer-hose!!!!!
 bentstrider
bentstrider04.9.09 - 9:06 pm
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parlourbikes looks to be on the money with his prediction.  I mean, I rode 16:48 on Cub Camp, and Junu has done 13:59.  That's a 2:49 gap.  If I brought my time down even 90 seconds on the Cub Camp time, Junu could still beat me if he flats.  So, it's just a matter of showing up.
Which we all know is a thing that Junu has a problem with.
This is interesting, someone is going to be in a position of eating crow, lots of it.  There's no getting out of it.
 Alex Thompson
Alex Thompson04.9.09 - 10:01 pm
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except the only time he'll see me is when we start.
_iJunes
04.9.09 - 12:38 pm
Junu, buddy, presumably if you're beating my ass, which is your prediction, then I'll be watching you bike away from me.  Even if you beat me by 3 minutes, I'd be able to see you over much of the course.
On the other hand, if I'm spanking you, then you'll be behind me, and I won't see you at all.
Oh yeah - the first section is fast, so the rule is, no drafting.  At anytime.
 Alex Thompson
Alex Thompson04.9.09 - 10:09 pm
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dr. thompson you couldn't draft me if you wanted to.
after a mulholland roller commute this morning, i hit beverly glen again. bonked with .5 miles to go. good thing is my time at nicada was 11:10, bad news is i finished at 14:20. that was such a dizzying finish, note to self: smoke weed before this. i think the time was a sign.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.9.09 - 10:11 pm
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to be even more technical for dr. thompson's taste
My average velocity will be 6.7 m/s according to my time today.
Dr. Thompson will be averaging a velocity of 5.5879 m/s.
so each second there is about a 1.12 m/s difference. a bike length is say about 1.06 meters.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.9.09 - 10:17 pm
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care to share your body weight and bike weight to get power estimates?
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.9.09 - 10:20 pm
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Kid, I could fail you in the math classes I teach and feel like I was giving you too good of a grade.
Let's see what you ride tomorrow.
 Alex Thompson
Alex Thompson04.9.09 - 10:40 pm
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I hope the fact that AT plopped a big fatty legged Cat turd in itunes mouth doesn't ruin itunes prospects in his race tomorrow.
 Satan on a Tricycle
Satan on a Tricycle04.11.09 - 1:52 pm
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