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analogy
Thread started by meow at 01.6.09 - 12:07 pm

dating in the bicycle community is like getting into a warm bath/pool. it's better than most relationships. then when it's over you have to get out and it's really cold and uncomfortable. this didn't happen to me, but that's what i thought about before i went to sleep last night. we should always be ready to give riders towels, the ones who are cold. again, i am not talking about my own situation.

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Stop airing out your dirty laundry.



Graham
01.6.09 - 12:11 pm

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were you going to sleep with another rider?



ruinedbyidiots
01.6.09 - 12:13 pm

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nope. no dirty laundry.



meow
01.6.09 - 12:15 pm

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wut, whut?
anal-ogy?
up da butt?



spiraldemon
01.6.09 - 12:16 pm

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Yes Fluffa, it's the study of the butt. Didn't know there was a word for it, did you?

So now you can be called a analogist.



User1
01.6.09 - 12:19 pm

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anal,
just like Big Gay Al and his mommy!



spiraldemon
01.6.09 - 12:21 pm

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well have you considered the pool being warm because someone already pissed in it?



aksendz
01.6.09 - 12:21 pm

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And that, folks, is why the ladiezz pretty much stay off the forums.



theroyalacademy
01.6.09 - 12:26 pm

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anal!-oh-geeee



meow
01.6.09 - 12:29 pm

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lets keep talking about anal piss baths.



meow
01.6.09 - 12:31 pm

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I want to talk about feelings. :-)

Why does it hurt to not be riding? :-(



User1
01.6.09 - 12:33 pm

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if you hurt, try taking an analgesic for the pain.



ruinedbyidiots
01.6.09 - 12:40 pm

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Loser1 would need a turkey baster filled with lube up his butt.
Yo Delicious could help him out:
BIGBEARS015



spiraldemon
01.6.09 - 12:44 pm

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LOL



MOM_RIDAZ420
01.6.09 - 12:47 pm

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;[']
';p[]
[p-[=][p-[]
][p[-']
['

]-[=k,
'/

is the sound of me cleaning the jizz off my keyboard.

on another note:

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the midnight ridazz are pussies. And the LAPD is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

funny how changing 2 subject references makes a shitload of sense.



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 12:48 pm

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also dating within the scene is not like a warm bath,

its like the jacuzzi in your 200 unit apartment complex.




_iJunes
01.6.09 - 12:50 pm

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apparently, shues is a pussy.
he's got the tattoo to prove it



spiraldemon
01.6.09 - 12:52 pm

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i'm a dick!

i've got the penis to prove it!



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 12:53 pm

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and yes sometimes i fuck shues too.



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 12:54 pm

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junu not wtf and not ftw either



meow
01.6.09 - 12:54 pm

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Dr. Fluffa, are you a certified analogist? Or just another quack on the internets?

My feelings are hurting and I need a cure like NOW!



User1
01.6.09 - 12:55 pm

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i ain't gotta play to win, i ain't gotta bait em in
i jus do my thang now you're in love with a DICK



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 12:55 pm

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USER1 DR. GREENTHUMBS WILL SEE YOU NOW



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 12:56 pm

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hello. my name is Dr. Greenthumb. please wait at sawtell and lagrange and i will be with you on the first saturday after the third friday of the month. thx



meow
01.6.09 - 1:01 pm

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Awesome!! I'll bring my records.

Thanks for seeing me on such short notice.



User1
01.6.09 - 1:07 pm

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dating in the community is like....

ohshitthecondombrokebutlolshedoesntknowwhothedaddyishahahaha



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:08 pm

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im spinning some cypress hill now because of this thread.



ruinedbyidiots
01.6.09 - 1:09 pm

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dating in the scene is like leaving your bike unlocked

in the end all you do is cry about it.



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:09 pm

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dating in the scene is like indulging on chili cheese fries

until you realize you're a fatass

then you get to watch all your friends tear that shit up.





_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:10 pm

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analogies are like the shit

because they compare things and stuffs.



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:11 pm

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ok i wont be a rap star, my analogy sucks. it;s ok i'm not going to be a rap star. i wont. i know. it's all good. i didn't want to be one anyway. fine



meow
01.6.09 - 1:13 pm

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taking my bike is like bending over

i'm coming for you.



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:13 pm

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meow is like a cat

with h00man thoughtz

which makes her a thundercat.




_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:14 pm

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i'm bored like you

thats analogous right?



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:17 pm

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I DON'T WANT TO BE A POP STAR ANYWAY.



meow
01.6.09 - 1:18 pm

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i was like i need some stirring up. oh i know where things get stirred up.



meow
01.6.09 - 1:20 pm

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ijunes is alway there for you. this thread is all win.



larsenf
01.6.09 - 1:23 pm

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'OHSHITCONDOMBROKESHEDOESN'TKNOWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"
pregger biker



meow
01.6.09 - 1:24 pm

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let's make an anti-preggers ride



meow
01.6.09 - 1:27 pm

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ijunes come back



meow
01.6.09 - 1:28 pm

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ladies, if you got pregnant how long would you still ride your bike after finding out?




larsenf
01.6.09 - 1:28 pm

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prolly till the kid can ride. my water will break on the bike, give birth, have a little car thing attached to my bike, leave the kid there till she/he is like, k i'm ready, let's do this moma. what did you say bout midnightridazz? ooooooh i just said have f.u.n. drink some joose, don;t date any bikers.



meow
01.6.09 - 1:32 pm

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this summer: the red light ride

where promiscuity is the theme and condoms are spoke cards

and i make profits selling ridazz gone wild videos.

RECESSION SOLVED



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:32 pm

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this is all happening on my bike in case i was unclear



meow
01.6.09 - 1:33 pm

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fixed



meow
01.6.09 - 1:33 pm

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wow listening to meow's verse on having bebes reminded me of this






_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:35 pm

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riding backwards



spiraldemon
01.6.09 - 1:36 pm

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yeah if i HAVE to, i will track stand



meow
01.6.09 - 1:38 pm

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backflip.
on a fixed tall bike.



spiraldemon
01.6.09 - 1:40 pm

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speaking of chili cheese fries

omfg you remember that one drunken night at rally's where we ate chili cheesefries and then we were all like

OMFGTHISISSOGOODLIKEWEHAVETOGOGETANOTHERONEANDEATITBECAUSEOFTHEDELICIOUSNESS

yeah that night.



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:41 pm

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theroyalacademy
01.6.09 - 1:43 pm

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LOLZ PHOTOSHOPPED





_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:43 pm

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i just realized the hilarity of this. a teenager known as meow giving relationship advice over the internet. great, guys LISTEN UP!



larsenf
01.6.09 - 1:45 pm

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LOL WHATS A TEEN?!






_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:46 pm

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@theroyalacademy

HAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



larsenf
01.6.09 - 1:46 pm

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Started By meow


replied by graham


ownes by ijunes





_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:48 pm

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junu, you are coming incredibly close to labeling the entire community of female ridazz sluts. stop that.



la duderina
01.6.09 - 1:48 pm

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my spelling is like your face

FAIL





_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:48 pm

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@duderino

wait they're not?!

(oh shit i'm going to get backlashed for this one big time)



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:48 pm

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*oops i flinched*



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:49 pm

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RAPED BY FLUFFAS





larsenf
01.6.09 - 1:49 pm

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politicians are a lot like diapers. they should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.



funanu
01.6.09 - 1:51 pm

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who get's around more in the scene, guys or girls? non-rhetorical



meow
01.6.09 - 1:51 pm

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well guys are picking bones at the same carcass the lions left weeks ago.

the girls always get the fresh meat

i eat at hometown buffet bitches.



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:52 pm

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kitties.



larsenf
01.6.09 - 1:53 pm

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yes skittles do fit inside your anus but so what?



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:53 pm

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*sung to a pirate's theme*
when the threads starts to sink we....


BUMP BUMP BUMP





_iJunes
01.6.09 - 1:58 pm

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skittles are for putting in your mouth anyway



meow
01.6.09 - 2:00 pm

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IN WHOSE MAOF?



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 2:01 pm

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kitties are for kuddling



meow
01.6.09 - 2:02 pm

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meowmouf. junupoon



meow
01.6.09 - 2:02 pm

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think you're a rap star?



meow
01.6.09 - 2:03 pm

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fuck a rap star, i'm a trapped car

move cyclists, get out the way, get out the way cyclists, get out the way



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 2:04 pm

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congrats meow, you managed to have 74 replies for your terrible analogous statement.

keep in mind about 50 of them are mine.



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 2:09 pm

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iamahfreekan (2:09:50 PM): how does one become a bike slut

ijunes (2:10:06 PM): having both (a)bicycle (b) some sense of sexuality



meow
01.6.09 - 2:13 pm

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who get's around more in the scene, guys or girls? non-rhetorical

meow
01.6.09 - 4:51 pm


franz.



ruinedbyidiots
01.6.09 - 2:16 pm

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ruinedbyidiot's mom



spiraldemon
01.6.09 - 2:19 pm

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my momma dont love me.



_iJunes
01.6.09 - 2:23 pm

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every post jeff makes is like this guy.




ruinedbyidiots
01.6.09 - 2:25 pm

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bump.



larsenf
01.6.09 - 8:07 pm

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imachynna
01.6.09 - 8:28 pm

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@funanu:
"politicians are a lot like diapers. they should be changed frequently, and for the same reason."

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

And now a TISM quoute (free bonus analogy).

Love is like cum
you gag but you swallow
as it goes down your throat
and it comes out tomorrow




ephemerae
01.6.09 - 8:51 pm

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imachynna
01.6.09 - 8:58 pm

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ummmm +1 chynna



meow
01.6.09 - 9:44 pm

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that song gets worse



ephemerae
01.6.09 - 9:45 pm

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