818 VS 310 PART TWO this SUNDAY at the BIKE OVEN

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oodlesofpoodles at 05.12.09 - 4:21 pm
818 VS 310 PART TWO
RBI VS OODLESOFPOODLES
ALC GOLDSPRINTS
may the best dog win.
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so youre allowed to call me a dog and vainglorious but i cant say that im going to spit in your face? you really are a chach. no wonder your 23 and still have stuffed animals.
ruinedbyidiots05.12.09 - 4:23 pm
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one thing is for sure, 818 wins the mouth competition
_iJunes05.12.09 - 4:24 pm
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Borfo I would love to respnd with "POLO" but I dont think 310 can field a squad for this one anymore. And even if they did it would be over real quick...
tallcans4tallbikes05.12.09 - 4:27 pm
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who the fuck is oodlesofpoodles?
mmaceda05.12.09 - 5:56 pm
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..still trying to remember if I've met either of you motherfuckers. nah
mmaceda05.12.09 - 6:09 pm
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yeah, we get it, you think youre better than everyone else because youre a rich kid who lives in 'Burb Bank.
tortuga_veloce05.12.09 - 6:13 pm
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make up some more stuff about me and you will find me spitting in your face for real. i am not joking about post either. shut your fucking mouth.
ruinedbyidiots05.12.09 - 6:27 pm
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TORTOISE VELOCITY YOU HAVE NOW GONE TOO FAR WITH YOUR BULLSHIT COMMENTS HERE. YOU HAVE DISSED THE VALLEY IN THE PAST, AND NOW YOU ARE DISSING BURBANK RIGHT NOW. AND BELIEVE ME RBI IS A BROKE ASS MOFO, NO OFFENSE, TYLER. AND TORTOISE VELOCITY, YOUR COMMENTS HAVE KEPT ME FROM GOING TO CERTAIN WESTSIDE RIDES. SHIT ITS ONE OF THE REASONS I DONT GO HAVE FACEBOOK, CUZ I KNOW YER POLLUTING THAT TOO. PLEASE CHILL ON MR.COM, AND DONT POST HERE FOR A WHILE. CUZ THAT IS PROBLY HOW I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS MYSELF. SHIT.
tallcans4tallbikes05.12.09 - 9:22 pm
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tallcans4tallbikes says:
"TORTOISE VELOCITY"
+1
jonnyboy05.12.09 - 9:25 pm
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event listing on the facebooks YOU ARE INVITED
That is, you are invited to prove your mettle. Let's see if your stamina is bigger than your mouth.
also LADIES my friend natalie who is a spin instructor is coming and she thinks she is gonna kick ass but she doesn't know how much all of you ride, i think maybe a couple of you could take her
ephemerae05.12.09 - 10:07 pm
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I want to get in on the racing can I rep the 213 since I am not with the 818 anymore
Yetiman05.12.09 - 11:10 pm
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@yetiman
youre most welcome. 213 is currently unrepresented!
@tallcans
you cant handle forum drama so youre avoiding real world rides? that's kind of... god, i dont even know what to say. is RBI sitting in your lap getting angry with you every time i post something inane?
go ride a bike...or if you cant handle that we both ride bikes, go fly a kite, and leave me out of it.
oh, and with regard to the valley, i've lived in glassell park, noho, sanfe, arleta and glendale, and yes, i will say from experience, FUCK BURBANK. the only good thing there was the used bookstore on San Fernando and they closed down.
tortuga_veloce05.12.09 - 11:18 pm
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so does this mean you'll be bringing your minibikes to the bike oven instead?
i'd love to smoke your ass on a minibike on my side of town.
coldcut05.12.09 - 11:32 pm
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RBI pisses me off plenty Iain, but lately you bug me more. It's like you dont get what the bike scene really is, or I should say, used to be. Like almost every single thing you say or post is totally wrong to me. The multitude of screen names u have etc. And yes, I dont want to go on rides where you will likely be cuz you are a jackass, and if I knew who more of these jackasses who post on here were in real life, I'd avoid those rides too. I dont need to go places unless Im really into it. Fuck it what happened to my bike scene? Oh and RBI has waay more friends here than you will ever have Iain, that's the difference. Real Talk.
tallcans4tallbikes05.12.09 - 11:32 pm
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Iain, The only thing u have permission to do in the Valley is Choppercabras. Dont even come to Polo either.
tallcans4tallbikes05.12.09 - 11:39 pm
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Alex,
Thank you for calming down. Please note: this is the internet, not real life. You presume to know me, but you've talked to me once, and that was only briefly. You do not know what I stand for or what I am like in person.
This is a bike scene, not an internet forum. The bike scene happens in real life, not when juno and I are bored at work. But if you want to pass hasty judgements about me, that's fine. I hope you grow up one day.
maybe then you'll have as many friends as Tyler.
tortuga_veloce05.12.09 - 11:52 pm
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hey shithead, you also presume you know me!
heres a shovel. dig your hole some more.
ruinedbyidiots05.12.09 - 11:57 pm
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Poodles forgot to take his shoe off and start banging on the podium.
Joe Borfo05.13.09 - 12:05 am
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poodles thinks it would be funny for me to destroy some stuffed animal of his after i beat him at goldsprints on sunday. probably because hes a child. if you dont want the stupid stuffed dog why dont you donate it to charity? im sure theres some kid out there without a stuffed animal who deserves it more than you do.
ruinedbyidiots05.13.09 - 12:08 am
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@tyler
i have nothing against you personally, my qualm is with RBI, your internet personae. you made this personal.
@tallcans
like i said, ive hardly ever spoken to you. i find this all very bizarre and disappointing. i hope you take the opportunity to get to know me in person.
tortuga_veloce05.13.09 - 12:14 am
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you tried to be funny but now its backfired in your face. YOU are the death of midnight ridazz.
ruinedbyidiots05.13.09 - 12:18 am
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oh please tyler, regale us. how am i the death of midnight ridazz?
tortuga_veloce05.13.09 - 12:20 am
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so what's up, puto? we still racing?
coldcut05.13.09 - 12:30 am
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well, RBI disappoints again. call it dramatic foreshadowing for sunday.
tortuga_veloce05.13.09 - 12:33 am
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word!
you're not really a puto. don't be offended.
coldcut05.13.09 - 12:38 am
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i hope i wake up in the morning to a bunch of other fallacies written about me in this thread or more pandering from you via facebook. at least you arent calling me nonstop anymore.
ruinedbyidiots05.13.09 - 12:40 am
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after i embarrass tyler, i'll have plenty left for you, marika.
tortuga_veloce05.13.09 - 12:41 am
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do-do-do-do do do roo do do roo
coldcut05.13.09 - 1:00 am
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I have to say, I'm a lttle disappointed. I was hoping to hear how T-dog was going to back up his outlandish statements this time. Once again, RBI has gone out on a limb and doesn't know how to get back down. Call it a preview of sunday.
tortuga_veloce05.13.09 - 8:53 am
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I hear RBI brushes his hair exactly 100 times every morning.
neverclever05.13.09 - 9:53 am
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This is the most depressingly childish thread I've seen.
SPOOK05.13.09 - 10:14 am
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Where's knittens to splash some water on this puppy?
User105.13.09 - 10:25 am
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So is this taking place in the 323 or the 213?? Cant have home court advantge??
illy05.21.09 - 12:29 pm
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iain got his ass handed to him just like he does in these verbal spats on the board. its over. 818 reigns supreme.
ruinedbyidiots responding to a
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05.21.09 - 12:32 pm
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I'm sorry, I'm hear to tell you that 310 did not sanction this battle. Tortuga is not an authorized competitor as he has yet to reach his one year mark.
The score stands at 1-1, as I pounded iJunes but 818 Bike Polo wreks 310 at will.
Final match, best 2 of 3: Alex Dash vs. Erock the E-HULK Colton
Mack competition. Playing field? LAX baggage claims.
Alex Thompson responding to a
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05.22.09 - 12:49 pm
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WWWHHHAAAATTT??? MY #1 FAN IS NO LONGER 818??? :( MAN, I SWEAR, I DIP OUT 4 A BLINK AND THE WORLD GOES UPSIDE DOWN!!!
.:FATE MSK:.
responding to a comment by Alex Thompson
05.22.09 - 3:37 pm
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@ AT I think a better match would be RBI and E-Rock, let the man defend his victory against a more worthy challenger.
Yo Al whassup plair? Glad to c u around homey
JOKER05.23.09 - 9:54 am
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OH wait a minute AT were u suggesting E-Rock and me race the lower level at LAX? Like we did on Robotz that one night?
JOKER05.23.09 - 9:57 am
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I'm sorry, I'm hear to tell you that 310 did not sanction this battle. Tortuga is not an authorized competitor as he has yet to reach his one year mark.
funny, that. i seem to recall you not wanting to race. fortunately, we're in the process of planning a 310 goldsprints. currently, juno has challenged e-rock and if you're not willing to stand up for your area code, i'll be forced to defend 310 against RBI again!
that's right, AT. I'm calling you out. you beat Juno up Beverly Glen. Now let's see you do it again, oh fastest-man-on-the-westside!
tortuga_veloce responding to a
comment by Alex Thompson
05.24.09 - 5:00 pm
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Since when was any of this about finding out who was fastest? I thought this was about ending internet bickering. The former I couldn't care less about; the latter I support wholeheartedly.
theroyalacademy05.24.09 - 7:54 pm
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I call on PC to take this thread out back to be shot.
Roadblock responding to a
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05.24.09 - 8:51 pm
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