no bjs, mms or copy and paste. haha
I didn't make it to the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo this year, which is a shame: I could have caught the introduction of "Real Touch", a belt-driven machine that, when connected to your computer via USB, simulates the mouth, vagina, or anus of a real human, matching the on-screen action from supplied pornography with sympathetic motion. A heating element brings the entire mechanism close to 98.6, while a reservoir keeps the entire unit moist while in action.
Clean-up, the traditional bugbear of sex toys, appears to be relatively easy by rinsing underneath running water and allowing the entire unit to air dry.
The Real Touch will retail for $150 and include 30 minutes of Real Touch video content, as well as lube — and free shipping — for $150. Video content will almost certainly cost more, but there are not yet prices available, as the whole system isn't quite ready for order yet.
Expect a review from me in the near future.
Real Touch product page (NSFW) [RealTouch.com]
any of u guys wanna check out teh sprint thing on wednesday?
KiMS103.9.09 - 2:05 pm
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are you kidding me?
that is craziest thing ever.
KiMS103.9.09 - 2:14 pm
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when skynet goes live your dick is gonna get murdered. you're going to have to get a robot to go back in time to rescue your then un-murdered dong.
oh yeah, TUESDAY NIGHT SPECIAL
mmaceda03.9.09 - 2:17 pm
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hhaha you're telling me. they also came out with porn you an see with 3d glasses thats trippy as fuck. fuck i really mondaze
mattspeed03.9.09 - 2:18 pm
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the cockinator.
3D porn with belt driven pocket pussies.
what more can u ask for.
KiMS103.9.09 - 2:19 pm
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for wednesday, did you want to meet up for wndsrs do a small ride, then head over to the sprints?
mattspeed03.9.09 - 2:56 pm
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depends.
what time did u guys wanna meet up.
ill be back home from work around 7 and i wanna rest and eat some dinner
KiMS103.9.09 - 3:03 pm
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we roll around nine, probably ride for an hr and a half then head over.
mattspeed03.9.09 - 3:09 pm
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meet up at the bucket or at noho park?
KiMS103.9.09 - 3:19 pm
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we're meeting over at no ho, havn't been to the bucket in a while.
mattspeed03.9.09 - 3:25 pm
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aint there $1 beers at the brew?
sancho103.9.09 - 4:21 pm
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ay, anybody down to ride a little bit otnight.
im off work in a couple hours, i need to do a little work at home and i should be good to go around 8 30 or 9.
anybody down?
KiMS103.9.09 - 4:24 pm
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dude on friday we hit up shakeys before the meet up, and dude they have tecate on tap! it's the shit!
mattspeed03.9.09 - 4:26 pm
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fuck riding. come to Bike 'n' Bake.
danya03.9.09 - 5:38 pm
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wait, you mean it's possible to buy Tecate in kegs?
hmmmmmmm.....
User103.9.09 - 10:04 pm
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so i think i might attend tns again tomorrow. i came a couple weeks ago with arvin and that white guy and it was pretty fun. same meeting spot right?
Morente03.9.09 - 11:08 pm
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@user1
I guess so, I'd like to find out a place that does, if you find one let me know.
see you tonight!
mattspeed03.10.09 - 11:17 am
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theres a place on parthenia called the beer store that has keg beer. I've bought dos xx from them before, I don't remember looking for the tecate. but they have about 100+ varieties to choose from on keg. id go there cus their deposit on the keg is only 20 buck whereas bevmo is like 75. good place , you could find just about anything you need to throw a very decent kegger.
sancho103.10.09 - 11:32 am
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alright, were are we taking this kegger?
mattspeed03.10.09 - 11:45 am
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was there a decision on the route. valley circle would be da shizz-nittle bang and a half. it is a full moon and those roads are gonna be dark as hell.
sancho103.10.09 - 12:12 pm
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too bad the moon wont be out :/ it sets at around 6 well before we meet up.
mattspeed03.10.09 - 12:21 pm
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hey youz gaiiiizzz! one of my customers just gave me a 24 pack of bud light that i am more than willing to share wiff yall.
sancho103.10.09 - 1:04 pm
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leo can turn sparklets into beer
right now!
mattspeed03.10.09 - 1:07 pm
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@ 666
tuesday night will be the talk around the bacon cooler wednesday morning
mmaceda03.10.09 - 5:10 pm
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hey let's do some real riding tonight. I can lead a valley circle loop thats like 25 miles
http://www.mapmyride.com/route/us/ca/northridge/160420849514
???
mitch03.10.09 - 6:13 pm
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mitch, mike has the route on lock down
mmaceda03.10.09 - 6:26 pm
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FUCKYEAH!
sorryaboutcuttingyouoffhah.
fun.
66603.10.09 - 11:59 pm
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tuesday night is better when the group is smaller. see you next week.
mmaceda03.11.09 - 1:17 am
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TNS is better than a bacon cooler
66603.11.09 - 9:15 am
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we do some serious sitting
KiMS103.11.09 - 2:14 pm
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what happened after the station
i want to know all the dirty details
mitch03.11.09 - 3:50 pm
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we circled jerked on toast and matt maceda ate it.
KiMS103.11.09 - 4:11 pm
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@ mike
fuck u
we went to the top to the topanga parking structure. end.
mmaceda03.11.09 - 5:21 pm
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my first time riding in a paceline was at tns
i used to bring my road bike because I was afraid of getting dropped on the fixed gear
I used to not drink because i wouldn't be able to ride as hard
mitch03.11.09 - 5:26 pm
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tns, where art thou?
mitch03.11.09 - 5:27 pm
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it got lost in the summer clusterfuck
mmaceda03.11.09 - 5:36 pm
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Yo! I saw a license plate this morning that said "TNS MGIC" I wanted to take a picture, but I had no camera. It happened, I swear.
kryxtanicole03.11.09 - 6:23 pm
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summer clusterfuck
plus
bicykillers happened.
KiMS103.11.09 - 6:26 pm
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Pictures or it didn't happen. Your words are meaningless!
danya03.11.09 - 6:26 pm
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i may be Fast As Fuck Macho Man but i still want to ride slow and drink beer on tuesdays... just not sit in parking lots for 70% of the ride
mitch03.11.09 - 6:29 pm
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St Patricks day next week! maybe i wont make it out
66603.11.09 - 8:01 pm
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Yo Leo hit me up.
email: everythingeaten@gmail.com
tim-eat03.11.09 - 8:26 pm
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st patricks night special
KiMS103.16.09 - 12:41 pm
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hey mike, did you see that 24hr mexican joint i posted in that other thread?
66603.16.09 - 12:51 pm
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http://www.yelp.com/biz/casa-de-tacos-canoga-park#hrid:eSfxm3oZ8Pq81XP3a_X4YA/src:search/query:24%20hour%20tacos
66603.16.09 - 12:58 pm
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whos going on mom ride in noho tnite?
KiMS103.16.09 - 12:58 pm
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oh yeah, and i think tacos mexico is open late too, not sure though.
theres one on saticoy and tampa and also saticoy and lindley
66603.16.09 - 12:59 pm
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tacos de mexico on sepulveda and sherman way is open 24/hrs
mattspeed03.16.09 - 1:26 pm
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i like the first comment on that yelp link haha
66603.16.09 - 1:46 pm
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gauc, i fucking hate that word. i dont know whyyyy
mattspeed03.16.09 - 1:57 pm
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the moms are a maybe for me. igots laundry to do... tns needs to come to irelands 32 on burbank
sancho103.16.09 - 1:58 pm
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im kinda down for sepulveda damn agian
_iJunes03.16.09 - 1:59 pm
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Come and drink some of my green beer, That shit is gonna give you guys the squirts! If you know where i live your welcome. Fiesta is gonna start at 9:00.
Rikk3303.16.09 - 11:01 pm
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fuck this fuck green beer and fuck yu face... im there
sancho103.17.09 - 12:04 am
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happy patty's day everyone...burp!!!
sancho103.17.09 - 5:48 am
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PEEOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rikk3303.17.09 - 8:17 am
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El Martes a la noche espicial!!!!!!! Can't wait, haven't been out in a while...
BICYKILLER03.17.09 - 9:19 am
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4edddddjnudeuyiodeiup;tyghghyghhghyy
mattspeed03.17.09 - 9:26 am
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@ rikk im rolling to your party you better have some green beer!
c-los03.17.09 - 10:33 am
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are we still meeting at the start or are we all gonna swarm to rikks from everywhere like flies om a turd????that is "MY" question!!! NOW ANSWER IT!!!
sancho103.17.09 - 12:57 pm
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Do I need to come out of my TNS retirement? Tempting... Whats the plan for tonight?
Graham03.17.09 - 1:10 pm
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meet at start, ride around, go to rikks. etc
mmaceda03.17.09 - 1:13 pm
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matt, mike, you guys still doing that SLO ride?
mattspeed03.17.09 - 2:30 pm
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I'm not even sure if I can get work off..
mmaceda03.17.09 - 2:33 pm
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green beer! wh00p!
66603.17.09 - 7:06 pm
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@puck
ur mouth is a cockfest ride.
im gonna ride ur mouth all night.
and then have a beer stop in ur anus.
KiMS103.17.09 - 8:42 pm
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All right, I'm about to leave the house. Ya'll best be at the start when I get there!
danya03.17.09 - 8:45 pm
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I lied. My mother called me and wants to taaalk. Such fail. Why should anyone want to talk when there's TNS to attend?
danya03.17.09 - 9:13 pm
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TNS rocks!
my butt hurts.
my bike raped me.
gn :)
66603.18.09 - 2:24 am
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5:30 am? did the lawnmower bike get another flat?
mitch03.18.09 - 9:41 am
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mitch, there were two this time. it sounded like a yard work show down.
mmaceda03.18.09 - 10:30 am
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where are they coming from???
mitch03.18.09 - 10:57 am
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im shiting in technicolor yay!!!!
sancho103.18.09 - 11:48 am
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haha siiickk
gonna bring a leaf blower next week, hit the NOS like in fast and furious yo
66603.18.09 - 12:03 pm
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oscar, if ur reading this, please tell ur buddy that being old is no excuse. tell him to unstrap his motor and pedal next time.
btw, after last night.
i'm never drinking ever again.
KiMS103.18.09 - 1:50 pm
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mike, don't be so dramatic. I've got that blue stuff in the toilet tank already..
mmaceda03.18.09 - 2:04 pm
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i'm glad i didnt drink any of that green beer haha
no more drinking for me too!
66603.18.09 - 2:29 pm
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hahaha did you guys get much wind on the way home?
mattspeed03.18.09 - 2:32 pm
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yeah, it was like on the way there? i dunno, i was drunk haha
66603.18.09 - 2:36 pm
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no more beer. forever.
we'll see this weekend though.
KiMS103.18.09 - 3:53 pm
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my butt hurts
66603.23.09 - 1:43 pm
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crank mob diesled vin's ass
KiMS103.23.09 - 2:05 pm
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diesel got vin in the ass
66603.23.09 - 2:07 pm
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and he liked it o_O
66603.23.09 - 2:17 pm
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......almost tuesday....
66603.23.09 - 5:15 pm
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Tuesday Night Special: No Motorcycles Edition
mitch03.23.09 - 6:21 pm
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im making meat loaf right now.
im gonna eat dinner, do some homework, then ill post the route.
which direction do we all wanna go?
KiMS103.23.09 - 7:24 pm
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damn it allan.
im gonna make sure to save one for you.
KiMS103.23.09 - 7:32 pm
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northeast, party under the bridge at tampaland
mitch03.23.09 - 7:46 pm
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any cool things in the valley we can go to?
66603.23.09 - 8:07 pm
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ok, but take off your shoes, and no forks, chop sticks only
66603.23.09 - 8:55 pm
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chatsworth park? i here there are a mob of bunnies that come out at night
66603.24.09 - 11:50 am
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There is a park on oso st that hidden
c-los03.24.09 - 11:58 am
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no no no
chooo chooo for the train we're gonna run on clos' mom
mattspeed03.24.09 - 12:09 pm
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fucking Mattslow always gots wack ass jokes
c-los03.24.09 - 12:17 pm
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lets ride the LA river
66603.24.09 - 1:28 pm
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I'm thinking we should pay polo a visit tonight? anybody game?
mmaceda03.24.09 - 4:40 pm
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http://www.midnightridazz.com/viewStory.php?storyId=2680
OH FUCK
mmaceda03.24.09 - 4:41 pm
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i heard if you have an aerospoke you can time travel back to 1985
mattspeed03.24.09 - 4:46 pm
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Related: The 12-member police bicycle patrol in the Van Nuys division, covering Van Nuys and Sherman Oaks, has been disbanded. One source tells LAist it's because officers are needed elsewhere even though the police force has grown considerably in the last four years.
mattspeed03.24.09 - 4:52 pm
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we going to tampaland or are we going to crash the polo shoot?
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2666451
keep in mind that their shoot starts at 8:30
and we're lazy about ride out time.
KiMS103.24.09 - 5:24 pm
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If you guys are riding to the polo shoot, I'll just meet you there. Otherwise I'll be at the start as usual. So let's have a decision before then?
danya03.24.09 - 5:28 pm
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sarah
don't you know that we're the worst at making decisions.
for all we know, we might just sit around and drink all night long.
KiMS103.24.09 - 5:35 pm
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I suggest stopping by polo. I'll think about making it out if you do.
Graham03.24.09 - 5:36 pm
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i suggest we party at sarahs house.
KiMS103.24.09 - 5:37 pm
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its gonna be a windy night.
KiMS103.24.09 - 5:54 pm
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polo then my house? I had been considering jacuzzi time.
danya03.24.09 - 5:57 pm
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jacuzzi party!
a bunch of grimy dudes in a single tub!
KiMS103.24.09 - 5:58 pm
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North wind's going to make it a bitch coming back from NoHo. I'm taking the road bike if we're gonna do that
mitch03.24.09 - 6:09 pm
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you think its gonna be that bad?
i always felt like going east is usually harder with the wind.
KiMS103.24.09 - 6:10 pm
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lets crash the shoot, i wanna be e-famous
66603.24.09 - 6:12 pm
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man, i need to get out of class. this is killing me.
KiMS103.24.09 - 6:12 pm
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Tonight
Clear. Lows in the 40s to lower 50s. Local north winds 10 to 20 mph.
mitch03.24.09 - 6:12 pm
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the diesel does not attend class, class attends the diesel
66603.24.09 - 6:25 pm
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"polo then my house? I had been considering jacuzzi time."
YESYESYESYES
imachynna03.24.09 - 6:26 pm
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the diesel smokes the diesel, then attends quiz and diesels.
KiMS103.24.09 - 6:26 pm
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Chynna? in my house? YESYESYES?
danya03.24.09 - 6:27 pm
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if we go to polo, we're leaving at 915 sharp...or as early as we can muster. how's that? someone do a tampaland route, please.
mmaceda03.24.09 - 7:38 pm
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You know, polo will be going until 11 or so at least, because we won't be getting into the rink until after 10:30. So there isn't as much of a rush.
danya03.24.09 - 7:44 pm
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Sorry tns, i feel shitty all of a sudden. Going to have to catch up on lost sleep tonight i think
mitch03.24.09 - 8:43 pm
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Big Thanx to TNS for crashing the Photo shoot, it was really cool to see all my 818 homies tonite!
tallcans4tallbikes03.25.09 - 12:47 am
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popo at el indio !!!
they were eating tacos and cracking down on drunkkkkkkkksssssss
66603.25.09 - 1:30 am
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i tried to bunny hop on to the curb, only did 1 inch, so i decided to roll on to the curb hahaha
66603.25.09 - 10:03 am
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lol in the parking lot at the park, i'm sure you felt the earth tremble a little bit
66603.25.09 - 10:33 am
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i think im going, my gf is not coming over so i got a night off.
KiMS103.25.09 - 10:59 am
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let me know if you want to meet up and drink before we head over to the meeting point.
mattspeed03.25.09 - 11:08 am
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@matt
sounds good.
im at 2 drink maximum tonight.
tryin to keep it light.
hahahah
KiMS103.25.09 - 1:39 pm
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fuck that tonga! lets keep it cheap! lets pick up a case and hang at someones pad.
mattspeed03.25.09 - 1:52 pm
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no more drinking for me, unless its free or green
66603.30.09 - 9:54 pm
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i'm gonna get you assholes into shape. In 3 months this will be Tuesday Night Hustle. Tomorrow, a real ride!
mitch03.30.09 - 10:28 pm
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^^ that can sound SOO bad if you just added and R to
i'm gonna get youR assholes into shape. In 3 months this will be Tuesday Night Hustle. Tomorrow, a real ride!
mattspeed03.30.09 - 10:29 pm
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actually i might have to do my foreign asshole groupmates classwork for them tomorrow night so you can be lazy for another week i guess
mitch03.30.09 - 10:33 pm
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What makes you think my asshole is not the correct shape I'll have to show my asshole .
crossbones03.31.09 - 6:47 am
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this thread has gone into left field foul territory... you can't whip this ride into shape. all it knows how to do is drink. oh btw I thought you wanted to add the "r" to ass. ARSE HOLE!!!
sancho103.31.09 - 7:07 am
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I went down to northridge and got a severe case of TNS
mmaceda03.31.09 - 8:46 am
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What the fuck are we doing tonight? Last stop the brew for $1beer for a good night sleep
c-los03.31.09 - 9:56 am
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party in your moms pants everyone is on the vip list, enter thru the back.
mattspeed03.31.09 - 10:35 am
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Fuck your mom jokes ,U need help just like your weak ass wndsrs ride that no one goes 2 .
Love u
c-los03.31.09 - 10:50 am
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awww probe sito, you want a whineiken and some french cries?
mattspeed03.31.09 - 10:55 am
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haaahaaa you love a dude...
sancho103.31.09 - 11:01 am
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I GOT SOME SPECIAL LOVE FOR YOU 2 SANCHO
c-los03.31.09 - 12:23 pm
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enough love to go around :)
66603.31.09 - 1:03 pm
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You stay out of this love triangle 666
c-los03.31.09 - 2:37 pm
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love square!
66603.31.09 - 3:57 pm
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clos said 666 has an asshole tighter than a 7th grader.
mattspeed03.31.09 - 4:13 pm
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someone make a route
KiMS103.31.09 - 4:30 pm
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Here fukers choose
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2686577
Weak sauce.
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2686565
Hill suace.
Rikk3303.31.09 - 5:49 pm
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Without looking, I vote for weak sauce. This word 'hill', it scares me.
danya03.31.09 - 6:00 pm
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http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2686714
the rode this too many times route
66603.31.09 - 6:55 pm
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**** the didn't i ride this last week on TNS? route
66603.31.09 - 7:13 pm
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***** the mall tour of the wast valley route
66603.31.09 - 7:15 pm
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**** the make my asshole as tight as a 8 year old, i'm tired of being a 7 year old route
ok i'm done
66603.31.09 - 7:16 pm
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I'm fine with rikk's second route. I'll cook something up real quick
mmaceda03.31.09 - 7:18 pm
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hahahahahha
alvin.
oh alvin.
i am now terrified of him.
so reserved until you push his buttons.
KiMS104.1.09 - 12:02 pm
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still kinda sick, but i'll make it out
66604.14.09 - 12:33 pm
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Danng you still sick man? After i rode the other night, i woke up fine.
mattspeed04.14.09 - 12:36 pm
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yeah, i'm pretty tired and i still got my cough :-
i think beer + bike riding will cure it
66604.14.09 - 1:18 pm
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Where is the ride going tonight?
Graham04.14.09 - 3:35 pm
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to the river styx to taunt the cerberus and then we'll drink their wine and eat their grapes!
66604.14.09 - 5:34 pm
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Whats the pace of TNS? 10mph? 12? 15?
I'd like to join in ... Thanks! :-)
elbandito04.20.09 - 8:43 pm
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Lets shit some fuck up!
Rikk3304.21.09 - 10:14 am
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Fuck work! woke up drunk its getting hot im going to the beach. ill see you guys later. Im gonna be bronze!
Rikk3304.21.09 - 10:16 am
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fucking shit up ETA 8 hours
66604.21.09 - 1:10 pm
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Any one want to ride to the meet point? i'm on victory and hazeltine.
mattspeed04.21.09 - 1:46 pm
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im down, where is the ride going tonight?
_iJunes04.21.09 - 1:55 pm
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wherever you want baby
mitch04.21.09 - 2:05 pm
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http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2750779
mattspeed04.21.09 - 2:20 pm
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looking at that route makes my balls hurt
66604.21.09 - 2:23 pm
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wow i cant believe thats actually 166 miles.
_iJunes04.21.09 - 2:25 pm
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its actually like 80 something, but i hit the 'there and back button'. so that's riding it from the start to end, then riding it back haha
mattspeed04.21.09 - 2:28 pm
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oh lol ok. i was gonna say i mean we've done stuff like that before but jesus shit that really can't be 160.
_iJunes04.21.09 - 2:30 pm
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TNS GOES HOLLYWOOD
TNS TMZ EDITION
that would be kind of fun, everyone bring cameras
find a random person to stalk and then just take mad pictures i think its been done before but.
_iJunes04.21.09 - 2:37 pm
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haha its gonna be nice out tonight too
mattspeed04.21.09 - 3:05 pm
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I was planning on staying in and touching myself tonight, but it's just too damn nice out! I'm down to ride to meet up.
Destroyer04.21.09 - 3:51 pm
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aight sweet! as i mentioned earlier, if your rolling from the no ho area and want to ride with a group to TNS, you can meet me at hazeltine and victory at around 715 and we'll roll out around 730. if you need us to wait email me matt at matt speed dot com
mattspeed04.21.09 - 4:01 pm
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im in for the ride to the meet up. usual time??
sancho104.21.09 - 4:15 pm
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yeah if you want to roll early for a brewski call me
mattspeed04.21.09 - 4:25 pm
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how many people usually show up to tns??
xMaZex04.21.09 - 5:18 pm
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minus the square root of wun.
_iJunes04.21.09 - 5:41 pm
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it's about quality, not quantity.
KiMS104.21.09 - 6:16 pm
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ah well, not for this ride.
you will see an array of shitty cheap vodka and whiskey.
lots of TAAKA and Canadian Mist.
KiMS104.21.09 - 6:30 pm
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i have developed a tolerance for taaka, none of the drunkeness and all of the hangovers
66604.21.09 - 6:38 pm
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we have quality people.
KiMS104.21.09 - 6:45 pm
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you guys wanna go swimming?
i think it's that time of the year where TNS breaks into pools again.
who wants to make a bet on who's going to jail this time?
KiMS104.21.09 - 7:42 pm
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I have a projector and a laptop let's go watch a movie under a bridge
mitch04.21.09 - 7:57 pm
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lets do something under a bridge
mitch04.21.09 - 7:58 pm
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I have a hang over and I dont know why, fuck you tns.
p.s. fuck you again
mattspeed04.22.09 - 8:41 am
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where da hell are you clowns going dis week?
sancho104.27.09 - 2:27 pm
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one more week until I can actually finish a ride without having to worry about school
fuck!!!
mitch04.27.09 - 7:49 pm
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hey everyone, please try to come out tomorrow night.
i have to shoot fotos for a class so i wll have all my camera gear with me for portraits with ur bike.
come out and shit
KiMS104.27.09 - 10:49 pm
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impossible to take pictures of my bike
66604.27.09 - 11:16 pm
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TUESDAY NIGHT SPECIAL! WHO'S HATIN' ?
mattspeed04.28.09 - 12:00 pm
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i'll bring the KY
66604.28.09 - 12:21 pm
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ooh, it's going to be that kind of photo shoot??
Destroyer04.28.09 - 12:27 pm
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eerrr... this sounds hhmm... not bueno!
sancho104.28.09 - 12:38 pm
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again anyone coming from noho that wants to meet up and ride to the meeting point you can meet me at hazeltine and victory at 730
mattspeed04.28.09 - 1:43 pm
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We'll ride in style. I get off work at 7, then have to change fix a slow leak so I'll be there around 7:30 bike time.
Destroyer04.28.09 - 2:00 pm
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REMEMBER IM GONNA BE TAKING PHOTOS
SO IF YOU WANT A NEW PRETENTIOUS FACEBOOK DEFAULT WITH YOU AND UR FUCKED UP ASS BIKE COME TO TNS
KiMS104.28.09 - 5:48 pm
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Fuck yeah. Im bringin my fucked up bike. do you think we can go more for embarrassing than pretentious with the photo?
You know, something of a candid "eeeeeeew" shot.
ONEpedalDEATHkick 81804.28.09 - 6:29 pm
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deathkick, you keep saying you are going to show up at rides but then are never there. You said you were coming out for WNDSRS last week and for valley girls but I didnt see you at either. What up with that??
Destroyer04.28.09 - 6:33 pm
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drama with my bitch yo.... I hate the stupid shit she pulls sometimes.
I get last minute bullshit all the time. fucks a lot of my plans up.
Im done letting that shit go down though. I gotta get my fuckin RIDE ON!
ONEpedalDEATHkick 81804.28.09 - 7:04 pm
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Were you at LACM or the peoples ride? I missed wndsrs. so that night I rode to fountain and la brea and blazed one by the ghost bike and redlined it home.
ONEpedalDEATHkick 81804.28.09 - 7:07 pm
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some old lady yelled at me for riding in the street :-
66604.29.09 - 12:25 am
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@diesel
WAHT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THERE ANYWAY?
CARS
mmaceda04.29.09 - 12:54 am
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tried to think of something witty, all i got was
I C
aaa
aaan
nnn!!
66604.29.09 - 9:22 am
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HEOLLLLSSS YEAH!
IMMA UPLOAD AFTER WORK.
KiMS105.8.09 - 11:54 am
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@666
How do I upload my foot into your ass?
mattspeed05.8.09 - 1:14 pm
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copy the link in to IE or a windows explorer window and then drag and drop
66605.8.09 - 1:35 pm
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@mattmaceda
wtf?
why is ur torso so long?
and are you really gonna study tonight?
lemme come over and buy a shirt, then we can go to chris' house and drink beer.
apparently theres like 200+ cans in fridge left over from last weekend and he wants to drink all the beers this weekend.
i bet we can do it.
KiMS105.8.09 - 1:38 pm
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teeeheee shirrt
66605.8.09 - 2:31 pm
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i think TNS should meet up tonight, then we go to chris' house and bother everybody there.
KiMS105.8.09 - 2:36 pm
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hey kims lets go hit up enriques, he's hosting the laker game, I'm not into basketball, but I will drink to that.
mattspeed05.8.09 - 3:17 pm
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fix my chain!
66605.8.09 - 3:22 pm
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where does enrique live?
KiMS105.8.09 - 3:25 pm
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666 lets keep it local, and hit up the game and fix your while i drink massive amounts of tecate.
mattspeed05.8.09 - 3:26 pm
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yeah, i'd rather stay in the valley. i'll drive over and then drive back and then ride over? lol
66605.8.09 - 3:27 pm
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i'll hammer it in
66605.8.09 - 3:36 pm
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hammer fixed my chain.
where/when are we meeting upzzz0rssss?
66605.8.09 - 4:50 pm
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ay srsly
we should bbq and shit this tuesday
start off summer the right way.
like we'll go ride around for a bit, then swing by a store for more beers, pick up some meat and coals, then go to the park up the street and light up their bbq's.
eh eh?
we can be eatin chili dogs by midnight.
then u go home to ur smelly ass bad and scratch ur nutzz.
KiMS105.11.09 - 9:42 am
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I'd be down! but we should roll out early or on time?
mattspeed05.11.09 - 10:05 am
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well considering everyones always late by 30 minutes no matter what time we choose,
we should "roll out" at 8:30 which means we'll roll out at 9:00
go ride around for a few hours, then hit up vons and get some bbqing shitz
KiMS105.11.09 - 10:22 am
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@ mike,will the park be the last stop?
c-los05.11.09 - 12:31 pm
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not necessarily,
if we can find a different park with a store near by, we can do it there too.
these are just suggestions too.
if people just wanna ride and drinka few beers and kick it, thats cool too.
KiMS105.11.09 - 12:35 pm
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thats' a lot of too's
KiMS105.11.09 - 12:35 pm
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCK THAT.
FUCK BBQ'S
EVERYONE BRING SWIM TRUNKS!!!
WE'RE GOING SWIMMING!
WE'RE GONNA START OFF THE SUMMER RIGHT!
KiMS105.11.09 - 12:42 pm
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Didn't you just say that BBQ was the right way to start off??
Lets do both!
Destroyer05.11.09 - 12:47 pm
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titty night special @ the candy cat
66605.11.09 - 12:58 pm
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hmmmm destoyer has a point.
problem is where can we find a pool that has a bbq pit next to it?
like, if we go hit up a park we can bbq
but the only pool we can all crash is the one at csun.
do you know of any spots that have a pool and a bbq?
like maybe at someones house?
and yes, i konw everyone is sketched about going to csun but i think if we kept it cool, we'd be in the clear
and TNS has not been as big as it was last summer, not yet at least.
KiMS105.11.09 - 1:08 pm
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btw,
does anyone remember why people got arrested at the pool last summer?
i was way too shit faced to remember.
hopefully we can avoid all police confrontation this summer.
and no more crashes.
its lame how TNS is known for people getting arrested and crashing bikes.
we've had like 3 crashes within the past 2 weeks.
KiMS105.11.09 - 1:12 pm
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they got arrested for trespassing and apparently battery to an officer [ if falling off your bike means battery? ]
ps [ yes jonny ] abeevs and i were thinking of coming out tomorrow, but then we realized we're fat and out of shape.
tinycities05.11.09 - 1:17 pm
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Do you guys know that I'm STILL dealing with that bullshit?
Yep, 14 eight hour days of CalTrans left and 24 sessions of AA. Not to mention around 2 and a half years of probation, the sweet sweet cherry on top.
Graham05.11.09 - 1:20 pm
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I want, no I DESERVE one of those fucking shirts.
Graham05.11.09 - 1:21 pm
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@sheli bell
if we went again and no one beats down a cop (hahah) we should be cool right?
yeah we will be trespassing but if we cooperated and just left i thnk itd be cool.
plus it would be like 15 of us rather than 40 of us like last time.
just an idea,
and you and beavers should come out.
we're all fat and out of shape.
isnt it obvious?
instead of riding bikes, we're thinking of bbqing.
duh...
KiMS105.11.09 - 1:22 pm
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Hansen Dam has a pool area and bbqs; don't know how much of a night watch they put on it though.
Destroyer05.11.09 - 1:23 pm
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say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?
shit man, do u think we can do it?
is the pool fenced off or anything?
KiMS105.11.09 - 1:24 pm
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I don't remember for sure, but my guess would be that it is fenced.
Destroyer05.11.09 - 1:43 pm
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I think there may be a difference between private property and federal park property.
sancho105.11.09 - 1:50 pm
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you mean one is more fun than the other?
Destroyer05.11.09 - 1:55 pm
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Haven't been alive for a while, gave my bike to matchew today so it should be ready for tns tomorrow. Fuck school btw
Lady Hand Jams05.11.09 - 1:56 pm
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do u think theyd be more leanient if we were at on federal property?
wait,
is this even a good idea?
im starting to have second thoughts hahahahaha
graham and july are still dealing with what happend last summer.
KiMS105.11.09 - 1:57 pm
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this is a bad idea lol
66605.11.09 - 1:58 pm
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hmmmmmmm
anybody have a house where we can all crash?
jhhahahah
KiMS105.11.09 - 2:00 pm
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or actually
anybody know of any apartment complexes or townhome complexes wwhere we could crash?
KiMS105.11.09 - 2:01 pm
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check this little slut out.
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2813193
this was at my friend's old town house complex
if someone hops the small fence, u can just open the door and we call all mob in.
down?
KiMS105.11.09 - 2:08 pm
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haha how about somewhere in the middle? its gonna be a looong ride back to noho.
mattspeed05.11.09 - 2:18 pm
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Is it even hot enough to go swimming? Maybe we should just bbq and do more research on a swim spot for a hotter day.
Destroyer05.11.09 - 2:18 pm
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@matt
oh yeah, forgot that so many of you guys live in noho
@destroyer
yeah, it was kinda chilly last night too.
is everyone down for a BBQ or would yall wanna go riding longer?
KiMS105.11.09 - 2:26 pm
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...house... pool... bbq? hmm.... no, can't think of ANYONE at all....
danya05.11.09 - 4:55 pm
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i do but im in north hollywood.
_iJunes05.11.09 - 5:42 pm
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josh said we've got a pool to go to. white oak and hart.
mmaceda05.11.09 - 6:40 pm
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FUCK BBQ!FUCK POOLS! FUCK BIKES! FUCKING FUCKS!
Rikk3305.11.09 - 6:42 pm
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look how skinny I was!
HAAAA
mmaceda05.11.09 - 7:00 pm
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haha. that was when I was still young and naive and thought that wearing jewelry could be practical on rides.
danya05.11.09 - 7:07 pm
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SWIMMING TMORROW!
TNS PRESENTS:
SUMMER!
BRING SWIM GEAR AND GOGGLES YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.
we got a house with a pool and bbq and we're gonna end the ride there.
KiMS105.11.09 - 7:31 pm
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rikk, FUCK YOU and your rainbow sparkle spinergy REV cock! nice summer 08 pool party pic!
4mationFIXED05.11.09 - 9:18 pm
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mattspeed, quit fucking bitchin how the ride is too far from noho, thats what having a bike is for, you mine as well sell your bike on craigslist or change that pink saddle of yours into a fucking dildo, hhahahahahahahahahha, that shit is hype yo!
4mationFIXED05.11.09 - 9:24 pm
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i hate you guys
66605.12.09 - 12:07 am
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tonight mofos
66605.12.09 - 11:01 am
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white oak & hart ...humm my last stop will b the bucket ...Yo MIKE meet up time same as before right ?
c-los05.12.09 - 12:39 pm
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ill bring some tubesteak I know thats mattspeed's favorite meat
c-los05.12.09 - 12:42 pm
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Your mom said your favor meal is cock steak with jizz sauce.
mattspeed05.12.09 - 1:13 pm
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TNS pool party!
66605.12.09 - 2:55 pm
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YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!
ITS SUMMER YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!
KiMS105.12.09 - 3:41 pm
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FUCKING MOTHERUFCKING SHIT
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ITS WINTER BREAK
FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUU
SWIMMING TIME!
KiMS105.12.09 - 4:11 pm
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who wants a 2009 sampler? haha i'll bring some tonight.
mattspeed05.12.09 - 4:37 pm
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YEAHHHH BEER, PORN AND SUMMER!
KiMS105.12.09 - 4:54 pm
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I was just in a gnarly fucking car accident!!!!!
I was sitting in the rear passenger seat in my buddy's expedition turning left onto Louise from Nordhoff and.......... BAM!!!! We got t-boned by a little black honda, right into my door, no less. I think both cars are totaled. I have a huge headache. Gotta get on my bike now and go back and see how everybody is. Ill see you guys tonight anyhow.
ONEpedalDEATHkick 81805.12.09 - 7:35 pm
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oh fuck! glad to hear you're sort of ok, zach. I recommend a high dosage of TNS to take the edge off..or get your head SPININ'. either way, IT'S TUESDAY
mmaceda05.12.09 - 7:40 pm
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Its confirmed. I got the worst of the accident. I saw the whole fuckin thing coming. I was like ohshitohSHITOHSHIT!!!!! OW.
ONEpedalDEATHkick 81805.12.09 - 7:59 pm
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don't worry, george and i hit up some chicks at carls ;)
66605.13.09 - 2:23 am
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zach, I ended up with your bottle of tequila. I'll bring it to WNDSRS if you're going to be there.
Destroyer05.13.09 - 11:56 am
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YO! much love to diego and juan for hosting tns at their pad. last night was solid. RIP pipes
mmaceda05.13.09 - 12:44 pm
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srsly
awesome fun time with good normal people.
thank you all for the hospitality.
KiMS105.14.09 - 10:53 am
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it was an awsome ride even the cooking was good i wanted to get in the pool but for got my speedo
upyours05.14.09 - 10:27 pm
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Destroyer05.19.09 - 10:19 am
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tonight! looks like i will come maybe
666 responding to a
comment by KiMS1
05.19.09 - 10:25 am
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this thread is foobar'd in firefox >.<
66605.19.09 - 10:30 am
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whats going on tonight mo-F_ckers ?
c-los05.19.09 - 10:33 am
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I have it open in firefox just fine
Destroyer05.19.09 - 10:44 am
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URL for this route is: http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2837584
mattspeed responding to a
comment by sancho1
05.19.09 - 11:27 am
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^^^^^
This Guy Above Me Is A F4G
:]
xMaZex05.19.09 - 12:17 pm
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this thread isn't working out in firefox.
@mattspeed
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
mmaceda responding to a
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05.19.09 - 12:49 pm
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http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2838099
66605.19.09 - 1:26 pm
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insane down hill on woodley from lassen to plummer... need to cork plummer and woodley
66605.19.09 - 1:45 pm
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@ Destroyer
Enjoy the tequila dude.
so whats the plan tonight? are we riding to mattspeed's gig?
Anybody got some herb? Im broke till tomorrow.
Smoke one with me, and I'll return the favor.
ONEpedalDEATHkick 81805.19.09 - 4:54 pm
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Or if theres enough heads willing to pitch in, I can do a pre-TNS hustle to the weed club.
ONEpedalDEATHkick 81805.19.09 - 4:59 pm
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probably to Golden State. maybe another club. Im registered with all the valley dispensaries.
hit me up.
ONEpedalDEATHkick 81805.19.09 - 7:41 pm
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mike kim is graduates tonight and he's going to be at the little rock on reseda near ventura. I want to be there around 11 tonight.
mmaceda05.19.09 - 7:52 pm
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algae ride tonight.
bring extra shirts if u can.
or just don't fall.
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by mattspeed
05.26.09 - 12:17 pm
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Yo whats up with this ? there is no tns ride posted, what the f_uck Matt!
c-los responding to a
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05.26.09 - 12:19 pm
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either matt's incredibly hung over or he's dead from food poisoning.
he ate some old ass meat last night.
it was so old that i had to spit it back out.
and that says a lot because i can eat anything.
KiMS105.26.09 - 12:22 pm
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river ride could go either way.
if anyone else wants to get a ride in, let's do this:
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2859010
mmaceda responding to a
comment by c-los
05.26.09 - 12:23 pm
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fuck algae I you guys know what happen to me ...lol
c-los05.26.09 - 12:30 pm
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@clos
dude, i was the second one to go down.
matt went down twice!
that shit stunk up my room for like 2 days.
KiMS105.26.09 - 12:38 pm
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route looks good.
that doesnt cut into the river though, does it?
regardless im down.
i got work off tomorrow.
expect me with a couple tall cans and some shit talkin.
KiMS105.26.09 - 12:46 pm
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I'm gonna take this route for a test ride. I'm LEAVING from the corner of reseda/nordhoff at 4:20PM.
mmaceda responding to a
comment by KiMS1
05.26.09 - 12:48 pm
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Fuck it I'm down! this time I'm just going to around that nasty shit water
c-los05.26.09 - 1:30 pm
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someone should bring laundry detergent.
KiMS105.26.09 - 1:50 pm
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I just came back from riding the route. pretty good, getting to rinaldi is easy peasy.
mmaceda05.26.09 - 6:17 pm
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Oh snaps! Were going to the east valley. Nice route maceda. See al you sukas out tonight. YO KIMSTER ..........FUCKT THAT SHIT!!!!
Rikk33 responding to a
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05.26.09 - 7:14 pm
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Yo celos bring out youre new ranfla.
Rikk3305.26.09 - 7:21 pm
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fuck tns! too much fun and drinking. i cant handle it!!! goodnight
66605.27.09 - 2:00 am
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has anybody noticed the shipping containers by the sepulveda dam?
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by 666
06.8.09 - 1:29 pm
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http://www.moonconnection.com/moon_phases_calendar.phtml
valley circle loop. bring your legs and a drinking arm.
mmaceda responding to a
comment by KiMS1
06.8.09 - 1:41 pm
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the last time we were there, was it a full moon?
it was dark then, and with our recent rain, there could be some puddles and what not around blind corners.
im fuckin down though, that route was fun as balls
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by mmaceda
06.8.09 - 1:51 pm
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http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2899473
anyone off on thursdays or wednesdays?
mmaceda responding to a
comment by KiMS1
06.8.09 - 3:59 pm
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fixed gear friendly for that route?
how are the uphills?
my ankle is finicky
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by mmaceda
06.8.09 - 4:04 pm
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not coming out this tuesday :-
66606.8.09 - 4:08 pm
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matt, change the route thing on the right.
knahmean?
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by 666
06.9.09 - 9:42 am
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lets do stonie piont in Chatsworth
c-los responding to a
comment by KiMS1
06.9.09 - 10:33 am
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ay man,
that sounds like a good plan.
maybe get off the bikes and climb up to the top of the rocks?
fuck dude, ill bring some sneakers.
KiMS1 responding to a
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06.9.09 - 10:34 am
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do you wanna make stoney point the first stop? we'll jam down topanga canyon and make a right at plummer which turns into valley circle to breeze by the chatsworth reservoir.
NATURE AND SHIT
mmaceda responding to a
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06.9.09 - 12:09 pm
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http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2902215
first stop stoney
second stop saticoy/topanga cyn
last stop reseda/valerio for taco truck (gotta make it here well before they close at 12!)
tell me what you think, yeah?
mmaceda06.9.09 - 12:29 pm
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Im down for that ...
c-los responding to a
comment by mmaceda
06.9.09 - 12:39 pm
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you down fo' deees nuts.... in yo mouff
sancho1 responding to a
comment by c-los
06.9.09 - 1:54 pm
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NO!
see YOU later!
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by athletesfoot818
06.9.09 - 2:32 pm
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@ Sancho dont talk if your not going to be there ...its to far for you mr wolf pack ! have fun at wndsrs !
c-los responding to a
comment by KiMS1
06.9.09 - 2:45 pm
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YO Maceda!!!! anything in the bargain bin? I need a new tire. hit me up ramirezleonel79 at geemaildotcom
sancho1 responding to a
comment by mmaceda
06.9.09 - 3:52 pm
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Wndsrs is to fast for who? Wow I guess sancho has back up...
c-los06.9.09 - 4:17 pm
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because it spent all its money at the bar, trying to make mattspeed's mom attractive
Destroyer06.9.09 - 7:28 pm
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excited for that new fork???
someone mentioned a cool route last week or on friday.
i forget who it was bc i was fairly out of my mind.
if u are that someone with the route, make that shit dawwwwwwwwwwwwwggggggggggggggggggggggg
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by 666
06.16.09 - 10:15 am
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http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2922908
:D
mattspeed06.16.09 - 10:27 am
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fork is for my new bike ^_^
need to get my BB installed, a new stem, and my steerer tube cut ^_^
66606.16.09 - 10:35 am
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http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2923644
mattspeed responding to a
comment by 666
06.16.09 - 1:42 pm
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im guessing this is the route...
http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=2923644
please confirm. somebody!? anybody?
is TNS an intoxicated group of riders? hows the pace?
saltyfreshness responding to a
comment by mattspeed
06.16.09 - 1:52 pm
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this route passes by some of my secret fishing holes. anybody ninja fish?
saltyfreshness06.16.09 - 1:53 pm
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kaww kaww!! TNS is fast if ur slow and slow if ur fast. i hope that helps ;)
athletesfoot81806.16.09 - 3:46 pm
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foot818, who are u?
this is mike kim
KiMS1 responding to a
comment by athletesfoot818
06.16.09 - 3:58 pm
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SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK
mattspeed responding to a
comment by Destroyer
06.16.09 - 4:10 pm
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Ridazz Roulette!
leme give this thread my kung fu kick of approval!!!
imagine!!!!!!
haha
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SUP
"SUMMER 08"
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dammit