SYPHILLIS
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stellardude at 11.20.09 - 4:27 pm
FUKING CUNT IN VENICE! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! S
YOU SHOULD RELLY GET YOURSELF CHECKED OUT!
THANKS FOR THE CONTAMINATION!
I DIDN'T EVEN WANT YOU, BUT YOU JUST KEPT PUSIHNG AND PUSHING AND...
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INTOXICTION!
STOP TRYING TO GET WITH EVERY RIDER ON THE WESTSIDE! (OR ANYWHRE FOR THAT MATTER)
YOU CONTAMNATED SOMEONE ON THE EASTSIDE TOO!
BITCH!
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Ms. Stephanie says, Always wear your sunblock and always use a condom!
Ms. Stephanie responding to a
comment by Gav
11.20.09 - 4:36 pm
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I knew those cuddle puddles weren't a good idea.
hockeyjockey11.20.09 - 4:47 pm
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You know what is a good idea?
Condoms and penicillin.
http://www.cdc.gov/std/syphilis/STDFact-Syphilis.htm
JB responding to a
comment by hockeyjockey
11.20.09 - 4:49 pm
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Pictures or it didn't happen!
sexy11.20.09 - 4:58 pm
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but seriously
I don't know what kind of a stellardude you are to let someone take advantage of you like that. Don't you think you should let us know who this person is, just for safety reasons.
That would really make you a stellardude!;)
sexy11.20.09 - 5:00 pm
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I DIDN'T EVEN WANT YOU, BUT YOU JUST KEPT PUSIHNG AND PUSHING
Squeeze your glutes a little tighter next time. He'll never get in there.
PC11.20.09 - 5:26 pm
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oh man.... you really made me burst into laughter.... like out loud belly wompin' laughter.... so much so I rolled around on the floor a bit..
Roadblock responding to a
comment by PC
11.20.09 - 5:28 pm
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I didn't know you could let* someone take advantage of you. consent under intoxication is not consent. girl or guy no means no.
syphilis is cureable!
mechazawa responding to a
comment by sexy
11.20.09 - 5:31 pm
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At least you didn't catch the lice that's going around!!! I don't think the lice have arrived on the eastside or in fluffaville yet.
toweliesbong11.20.09 - 5:50 pm
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Eddieboy got raped by a girl?
marino11.20.09 - 5:55 pm
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YA LEAVE ME ALONE, THERES PLENTY OF PORN ON THE INTERNET.
PS: I ALWAYS CARRY CONDOMS.
eddieboyinla11.20.09 - 6:10 pm
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and here i was thinking they taught about safe sex in socal public schools.
tinycities11.20.09 - 6:24 pm
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Missed the Medical Ride by a week. STD ride should be good. Everyone can dress up like their favorite disease. Google images has some great stuff.
Foldie responding to a
comment by eddieboyinla
11.20.09 - 6:28 pm
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@ StellarDude: I'm sorry you contracted an std, but really it's your fault for not having protected sex.
As for the female or male you had intercourse with, please don't just go around having sex without getting checked out yourself. It's selfish and really fucked up,
So ridazz, get checked and don't have unprotected sex. Last thing we want is an unwanted pregnancy.
Love,
Sauce.
Alfredo responding to a
comment by Foldie
11.20.09 - 8:31 pm
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Hello Maury Show! You ARE the father!
TheJen responding to a
comment by Alfredo
11.20.09 - 8:36 pm
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You can really get the essence of Midnight Ridazz just by reading the list of recent threads.
Currently:
I need a cog.
SYPHILLIS
Wetback "Wenesday"
Kid-friendly rides
oh the lulz to be had...
canadienne11.20.09 - 9:37 pm
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LMAOROTFL. all the more reason to keep your pants on kiddies.
tomato11.21.09 - 12:31 am
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This thread.... so awesome...
TheDude11.21.09 - 2:34 am
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don't mix em up with the wet-naps
adrian responding to a
comment by eddieboyinla
11.21.09 - 7:43 am
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IF YOU GUYS AND GIRLS ARE GOING TO BE SLEEPING AROUND WITH EACH OTHER, I'M GOING TO STATE THE OBVIOUS:
1. USE A CONDOM. (ANYTHING LESS IS RETARDED)
2. GET YOUR SHIT CHECKED OUT - (THERE ARE LOTS OF
FREE CLINICS OUT THERE)
3. SEX IS OVERRATED - RIDE YOUR FUCKING BIKE!
DOT COM
Joe Borfo11.21.09 - 8:10 am
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Oh, and while your at it don't forget to put a ₤2.00 coin in your mouth and do a backflip
bentstrider responding to a
comment by Joe Borfo
11.21.09 - 8:22 am
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Dammit Adam,
It's
IN YER MOUF
not, "in your mouth"...
GET IT RIGHT!
:)
Joe Borfo responding to a
comment by bentstrider
11.21.09 - 8:41 am
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Sex is overrated? With yourself maybe.
Foldie11.21.09 - 9:38 am
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If u think sex is overrated then you must be married and been married for awhile now.
Dont forget ur balls are in the dryer where ur wife left them, joe....
Debut21311.21.09 - 10:33 am
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jajaja, cute.
Now you go eat a dick.
Joe Borfo responding to a
comment by Debut213
11.21.09 - 11:53 am
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No no no. Joe, you know that's my line..
Joe borfo, go eat a dick..
Debut213 responding to a
comment by Joe Borfo
11.21.09 - 12:02 pm
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whip it out, mommie.
no wait - I don't want to get the syph.
Joe Borfo responding to a
comment by Debut213
11.21.09 - 12:10 pm
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it aint rape if he doesnt say no.
Joe Borfo responding to a
comment by NOISEPOCKET
11.21.09 - 12:25 pm
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bolodo WANTS DICK so dose joe
Xray11.21.09 - 12:27 pm
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Yes, condoms, condoms, condoms.
And who was the shithead who gave the girl syphilis?
hockeyjockey11.24.09 - 9:29 am
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if it smells like trout. eat it out.
wait i mean...
goosegoose11.24.09 - 11:02 am
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can i have syphillis too?
66611.24.09 - 11:26 am
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Can we merge this thread with the Santa one to create
Santa Syphiliscon
Foldie responding to a
comment by theladiesman
11.24.09 - 11:39 am
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first of all....why would you wanna let some (said) "cunt" fuck you if shes been in more trash than a Big Mac wrapper?
NOISEPOCKET11.24.09 - 12:10 pm
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+1 BOLUDO FUCK IT +10
Xray responding to a
comment by NOISEPOCKET
11.24.09 - 3:53 pm
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she claim she not "that way" and blah blah blah
she took advantage of friendshi[- nand yes it does happen to guys
everyone knows her too!
she lives in venice
stellardude responding to a
comment by NOISEPOCKET
11.24.09 - 4:16 pm
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LAST NIGHT ON MARCUS'S RIDE, WE ALL CAUGHT THE CLAP, SHIT MAN.
eddieboyinla11.24.09 - 5:06 pm
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ill give you a buck if you tell me her name
Xray responding to a
comment by stellardude
11.24.09 - 5:10 pm
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Who can set up a MR hookup chart?
Old idea or not, inquiring ridazz need to know.
Was her name Dirty South?
Noble Experiment11.24.09 - 5:38 pm
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haha, those are fun.
I think it'd be interesting to put one together for MR- I've only made them for middle and high school, and then we had <100 kids on the list to play with. Even so, it was quite an impressive spread once we we through with it. I believe it took up four pages. Soooo not kosher.
danya responding to a
comment by Noble Experiment
11.24.09 - 6:24 pm
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i'm guessing it'd look like one of those air traffic maps.
coldcut responding to a
comment by danya
11.24.09 - 6:26 pm
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"She took advantage of friendship"
BY HAVING SEX WITH YOU?!
Oh lord... *facepalm*
I don't think you're a guy...
theladiesman responding to a
comment by stellardude
11.24.09 - 8:53 pm
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lol. looking back at the chicks from my high school, a hookup chart would be bupkis compared to anyone's. Still, it'll be awesome. It'll be funnier if it looked like some ishikawa diagram and it all leads to syphilis at the end of the flow.
Noble Experiment responding to a
comment by danya
11.24.09 - 10:26 pm
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when is this ride?
66611.24.09 - 10:28 pm
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What every other person with a working brain said:
USE FREAKIN' CONDOMS. Jeez.
ephemerae11.25.09 - 8:23 am
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And to think that some people only deal with friction burns on their hands.
Oh well, at least that's somewhat safer to deal with.
bentstrider11.25.09 - 8:47 am
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A ridazz hookup chart would likely reveal some incestous-type relations. Aw, what am I saying? It's not likely, it's certain.
kryxtanicole responding to a
comment by Noble Experiment
11.25.09 - 12:51 pm
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this thread is one of the funniest in here..hahaha PC gets the funniest comment
Huey55504.26.10 - 8:10 pm
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if you're sleeping with more than one person, you should really get tested every 6 months. you might have gotten syphilis today. you can fix that with a shot. what if you get HIV? waiting to find out will take years off your life.
ALWAYS carry a condom (because sex can happen when you least expect it) and get tested often. don't forget, AIDS is on the rise.
here's one clinic. there are a ton in west hollywood.
tortuga_veloce04.27.10 - 11:27 am
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THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SYPHILLIS
_iJunes responding to a
comment by tortuga_veloce
04.27.10 - 11:29 am
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the life or a rider! we can ride without helments but condoms are just a must! be happy atleast you got some pussy haha not the best but cant waste haha
PUDRidah05.5.10 - 10:57 am
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Ha! that's right... Nietzsche had the syph too. Probably from the same venice menace.
BOLUDO responding to a
comment by tortuga_veloce
05.9.10 - 2:27 pm
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The Clean As A Whistle Ride! Everyone ride to a clinic and get tested together. It's more fun with friends! And ladies, when you get your annual, they test you anyway! It's great!
Rosiekins03.5.11 - 7:56 am
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