Got egged tonight
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hatehills at 07.3.08 - 2:57 am
On my way home from work. Apparently, people still think that kind of shit is funny...who knew?
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If you see them again, throw a frying pan at their heads.
"You gave me the eggs, but you forgot the frying-pan motherfucker!!!"
You see, I only have the desire to go weapons-hot when attacked first.
bentstrider07.3.08 - 3:15 am
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We were eating egg fried rice at kauraku tonight after the mosey and someone was saying how they liked your screen name. Ironic.
stillline07.3.08 - 3:21 am
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i got egged on my first crank mob. it was stupid.
tomato07.3.08 - 4:08 am
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that sucks, eggs hurt, did you get a lic plate?
dannyzuko07.3.08 - 8:57 am
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I have to confess, it was me. I was just getting back at JC for hating on the Grateful Dead...
stevo407.3.08 - 8:59 am
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You got EGGED? What, by an 8-year-old?
I like the pan idea.
katiepoche07.3.08 - 9:04 am
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to be honest....that's pretty damn funny. I once had tennis balls thrown at me on Sunset in the Palisades many years ago.
barleye07.3.08 - 9:13 am
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Barleye,
What time did you end up getting up or to work? I woke up about 20 minutes ago.
stevo407.3.08 - 9:16 am
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working on 3 hours sleep. got up at 7:30
barleye07.3.08 - 9:52 am
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when life gives you eggs....
adrian07.3.08 - 9:54 am
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throw as many at j.c. until he thinks it's fun...
barleye07.3.08 - 9:56 am
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You never miss an opportunity to be annoying, do you Brad?
hatehills07.3.08 - 10:03 am
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on the Warriors ride a bunch of us got egged on the way home! it sucked but thankfully no one got really hurt or anything. i forgot who got hit, i know E (kakihara) did and a couple others too... behhh!
neverclever07.3.08 - 10:07 am
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You never miss an opportunity to be annoying, do you Brad?
hatehills
07.3.08 - 1:03 pm
of course not......wtf
barleye07.3.08 - 10:33 am
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There was this car in the valley that had egg many people in the past.
It was it a dark four door Hyundai.
I had a Corona bottle thrown at me by this grey F-150 truck with Texas plates. Nobody was around, it was really scary to see the bottle that missed me, glide across a parking lot.
sexy07.3.08 - 10:36 am
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The part I could've done without was how fast their truck came bearing down on me from behind before it came alongside to deliver the payload. I kept looking in my mirror, and saw this truck getting closer and closer, all the while I'm hoping they'll change lanes but they didn't until the last possible minute. Disconcerting, to put it mildly.
hatehills07.3.08 - 10:37 am
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At this ride in the valley about a year ago, some asshole in a car threw eggs at a group of us while we were all stopped at a taco place.
The only people who actually got hit were me and another girl who was also vegan. It was nasty.
kyber07.3.08 - 10:39 am
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Oh yeah some girl threw a bottle at my wheel and broke my spoke. I was on the way to dans and couldn't ride after that. Sad jam.
And what ride was it that someone threw a MATTRESS at the ride?! That was weird.
neverclever07.3.08 - 10:43 am
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The only people who actually got hit were me and another girl who was also vegan.
In a perfect world, hooligans would throw tofu scramble out of political correctness...
canadienne07.3.08 - 10:52 am
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that was sins and sprockets and it was a box spring. what i don't understand is how you THROW a box spring. they're not light.
yo delicious07.3.08 - 10:56 am
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Daniel, It was a Sins n Sprocket ride that went through S. Central. That was crazy.
stevo407.3.08 - 10:56 am
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Actually, the boxspring is the light part, you can throw it around with one hand if it's a twin or smaller. : P
Anyhow.....what I never understand is why these people have eggs in their car. I figure there's 3 options here.
- They just whent shopping and they will have to go back to the store because they just threw their breakfast at you.
- They drive around with eggs and the intention of throwing them at people
- These are actually people with chickens, not eggs. The eggs are a byproduct which are expelled indiscriminately.
Somewhere on a car message board 3 months from now they'll be having a similar discussion. "So we were driving around throwing eggs at cyclists, then all of a sudden a loaded bear trap flies into the car. Where are these bear traps coming from?"
Eric Hair07.3.08 - 11:25 am
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Or maybe the truck was being driven BY CHICKENS! In which case, they would have an inexhaustible supply of eggs!
hatehills07.3.08 - 12:13 pm
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Within the last year, I've been hit by a half filled water bottle and a BMW owners manual. No eggs yet . . .
Not cool.
mr rollers07.3.08 - 12:52 pm
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bmw owners manual?
well, that does suck, but you just hafta smirk at the creativity..
Joe Borfo07.3.08 - 12:59 pm
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Yeah, figured it was probably a stolen car. 'Ooligans out joy-riding.
mr rollers07.3.08 - 1:04 pm
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if i were hit by a bmw owners manual, i would hunt that car down... break into it... and change the clock and dashboards settings*. that'll teach 'em.
*may be substituted by car-keying.
canadienne07.3.08 - 2:00 pm
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I'd do one better and go beneath the hood for the ultimate thrill.
Rearrange the spark-timing, disconnect a few vacuum lines, relieve some pressure from the fuel rail, clog the air filter, shit like that.
Nice vid barleye, except for the '289 crashing, that's generally the way I love to keep the 4wheelers in line.
bentstrider07.3.08 - 2:24 pm
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vacuum lines
???
LOL
Ben, when was the last time you looked under the hood of a car? A modern car? Good luck finding the spark plugs, engines are just covered in a big done up plastic shrowd that conceals everything but a few filler caps.
They're such a joke now a days, I'll take my exposed, do it yourself small block 350 any day.
Eric Hair07.3.08 - 3:07 pm
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@eric hair
Give me about five minutes and I'll find them on any new vehicle.
But, you're right about the modern cars now, only good thing going is MPG, but that's about it.
I once owned a '71 GMC 3/4 Ton that caught on fire due to some shitty electrical I never got the funds to get around to.
bentstrider07.3.08 - 3:24 pm
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Throw some bacon at those mother fos! I would think that crap would stick to you!
Then unleash the hounds! ;)
strgazermel07.3.08 - 5:08 pm
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