BEAT THE RAP!
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tallcans4tallbikes at 06.29.08 - 3:43 pm
The Facts: My homey Christian, aka Parlor Bikes, The Bicykilling, Polo Riding, Bike Building Rida was arrested for Drinking, Riding his Bike, and evading police last night on Midnight Ridazz, THE BEACH PARTY RIDE. A few of us who know the man swooped in to observe, and rescue his Parlor Bike from being impounded while our rida got chauffeured to the Police station.
I was ready to pack up and head home, knowing my friend just got busted by the Man. I would've if I hadn't waited long enough for some stragglers to come along, and I had to ride them back to the pack. When we all reached Vineland and Ventura, at the 7-11 stop,
I get a call on my Cell phone, and it's Christian.
I go "Are you using your one phone call from Jail to call me? and he's like "No, I just got let out right now, they only gave me a ticket, where's the ride at?" Shortly thereafter, he rolls back in on his Parlor Bike, ready for more F.U.N. at Midnight Ridazz!
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riding drunk and getting busted is so cool. congratulate your friend for me. if he ever wants to share a good vomiting, tell him to look me up.
indigis06.29.08 - 6:01 pm
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Thats great that they let him go with just the ticket. Was it a DUI ticket or what?
stillline06.29.08 - 6:10 pm
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Thanks Craptain Indigis I will give him yer number in case you to lick up his vomit, but it was just an open container ticket I believe and Im happy he didn't have to spend the night in jail
tallcans4tallbikes06.29.08 - 7:02 pm
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CHRIS..... I GOT A PIC OF IT...
GLAD U MADE IT BACK TO THE RIDE YO......
davidh608106.29.08 - 7:43 pm
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AT FIRST I THOUGHT I HAD TAKEN A PICTURE OF A TREE AND WAS WONDERING WHERE THE HELL WERE U BUT THEN I ZOOMED IN THE PICK AND REALIZED THAT IT WAS JUST THE SHIRT U WERE WEARING.. U COULD HAVE JUST STAND NEXT TO A TREE AND YOU COULD HAVE LOST THE PIGS YO. FOR REAL....
davidh608106.29.08 - 7:45 pm
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I WAS LIKE Y ARE THE PIGS AROUND THE TREE...
davidh608106.29.08 - 7:46 pm
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I put up a new post go check it before you wreck it. I read the post MANDILHOLE(mandingo)put up and had to say my peace!!!
Who is that cheezer anywayz.
parlorbikes06.30.08 - 12:47 pm
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Mandigo is a good guy, been around for a while at least 3-4 years in MR. Original member of TWBG. What happened musta been pretty bad since I've seen Dingo pretty drunk in the past but I've never seen him taunt the police.
sc_nomad06.30.08 - 1:07 pm
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Only I'm allowed to fuck with Dingo!
Joe Borfo06.30.08 - 1:11 pm
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I don't want to hate on anyone.
He shouldn't hate unless he knows the skinny.
If he's OG more power to him.
I have never seen or met the guy.
I have only been doing these since I moved down from Valencia after living there for a year from Indianapolis.
I did a MR in the rain like 3 years ago with just about 80 people. Those were the days when deraileurs and 26" knobbies didn't exist on these rides.
parlorbikes06.30.08 - 1:27 pm
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Just pointing out yes while Dingo has been around forever he has never actually been a member of TWBG. He's one of the last remaining Armadillos.
Don't ride next to him or he may pee on you by accident.
neverclever06.30.08 - 1:33 pm
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^^^^ I stand corrected, Dingo is a member of Armadillos not TWBG.
And as I've said before, I've ridden with this guy hundreds of times in the past, never known him to complain. It takes something incredibly out of the ordinary to cause him to speak.
sc_nomad06.30.08 - 6:14 pm
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NOT TO MENTION HIS UNCANNY ABILITY TO RIDE FOR MILES TOTALLY ASLEEP!
eddieboyinla07.1.08 - 11:20 am
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"I did a MR in the rain like 3 years ago with just about 80 people. Those were the days when deraileurs and 26" knobbies didn't exist on these rides."
As one who personally rocked derailleurs and 26" knobbies on these rides three years ago, I must admire your historical revisionism and also agree that those were the days.
These are also the days.
nathansnider07.1.08 - 1:27 pm
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"He's one of the last remaining Armadillos. "
Hog Wash!
Although the Armadillos aren't many in numbers, there few members are strong, influential movers in the bicycle community.
Dingo.....bringing a good time everywhere he goes
Urary02....creator of the BikeOven, active in changing bicycle policy in LA., creator of the SpokenArt ride. have hosted some of the best bike parties in Highland Park.
SuperCole ........artist extraordinar, Wolfpack champion. CICLE worker Bee
All three of the above are Black Card holders of Wolfpack
Jennifer Mims...............holds down Midnight Ridazz in Austin TX
Harv............. writer, teacher, activist and great bicycle mechanic. Keeps the BikeOven Lubed
Nelson.....Legendary cyclist. The name speaks for itself
Lars...........Creator of BIKEBOOM.COM, helped organized LA Bike Summer and LA Bike Winter 2006. Influences peoples minds in regards to a different way of thinking about bicycling safety
I guarantee that Armadillos could are superior in any competition, except for "food eating" and "dorking out"
sexy07.1.08 - 1:48 pm
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Safety Ride in the Rain
sexy07.1.08 - 1:50 pm
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It was the Safety ride wasn't it? My hand froze stiff to my 40 that night!
Since the Armadillos are the new topic of this thread (so characteristic of this site) Mebbe they should come out to Polo, they are all able bodied riders aren't they? What happened to Ubray's alleycats he threw out of the old bike oven in his garage?
Remember when I saw you in Westwood a few times BEFORE Midnight Ridazz came out even?
We need a nostalgia thread, get on that Sexy!
tallcans4tallbikes07.1.08 - 1:57 pm
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Yeah, first Safety Ride, about 2 1/2 years ago, in the rain. I rode it on a cheap Schwinn mountain bike (with knobby tires) wearing steel toed boots - kept my feet warm & dry!
mr rollers07.1.08 - 2:23 pm
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Ridazz Roulette!
they were looking for u chris