Thread started by richtotheie at 10.15.08 - 12:03 am

You remember how he died last year, right?



How will he die THIS year? only a few months left.

IDEAS?

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human sacrifice to the gods known as "beverly hills police dept"



ruinedbyidiots
10.15.08 - 12:05 am

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Feeding frenzy from some evil, midget Santa's???



bentstrider
10.15.08 - 12:08 am

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death by DONgs!



spiraldemon
10.15.08 - 12:12 am

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Man... I always loved that shot on the bridge... How about you guys do something like when you were kidnapped richie? Like under a bridge... and he's on a chair... with a bike behind him... but you can't see bike completely... its in the shadows... in the middle of the road. Then... as you guys get closer.... two bikes spring out... up above the bridge, opposite sides, and then you're like... "These bikes mean business..." And then some thing happens and then Franz gets caught by a wild "jab, strong, fierce" combo by the bike and falls to the group, still strapped on to seat by bungee cords and falls on his box of franzia wine... camera pans up and away showing just him.... in a pool of franzia... waddaya thing??

Al





digablesoul
10.15.08 - 12:21 am

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He gets beat by cops.



Joe Borfo
10.15.08 - 12:22 am

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crap... I can't type... I meant "falls to the ground onto a box of franzia" and what do you "think?"

My fingers type faster than my brain.



digablesoul
10.15.08 - 12:23 am

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I don't think I ever saw a complete trailer/movie thing. Even though I see myself in it a lot. That's weird. I liked it though. I wonder why I never saw it before....strange.



Jaz
10.15.08 - 6:43 am

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its cuz you're GAFFY.. DUH!



richtotheie
10.15.08 - 7:55 am

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I like Al's Idea, very well scripted :D



puglife
10.15.08 - 9:18 am

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I say we do, "Fugitive...On Two Wheels".

Essentially, it's going to involve myself taking on the role of Deputy Marshal Gerard, and Franz as Dr Kimball.

"An intense chase through the sewers of LA that leads up to the Sepulveda Dam. I corner Franz towards the edge, persuading him to come clean."

Franz-"I didn't kill my wife!!!"

Me(with P90 aimed)-"Ah Don' Currr!!!"

Franz- "Sacacajawea!!!!!!"(bunnyhops fixie over guard rail and lands in water.

I subsequently say, "Fuck this.", then sick some mean pits, "No Country For Old Men-style" on his ass!!!

At the end, dogs switched over to gay, St Bernards for over-dramatic effect.



bentstrider
10.15.08 - 11:04 am

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Girls! - Franz's Achilles Heal - Girls!

Crazy girls in Franz life kills him when he can only go 9x a day as oppose to his "until she sore and she can't take it anymore" usual Franz.

A girl kills Franz because he is too sunburned to relieve her primal yearning needs.

Jealous girls kill Franz over his" free spirit" fraternizing with other girls Then the girls kill each other.

Franz wonders out 'drunk' 'to catch the photograph' in the path of a race of one of our female superstar rider while she is about to take the lead to the finish line. Causing her to crash and lose the race. Naturally she kills him.

Maybe this is hitting too close to home.



sexy
10.16.08 - 3:22 am

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I like Sexy's idea I always like sexy's ideas though.




franz
10.18.08 - 6:20 pm

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franz gets hit by a bus on his bike.
yet he miraculously survives with critical injuries and is in the hospital for months.
but his nurse is a very attractive MILF.
they have very passionate hot sex in his hospital bed...
but just as he climaxes he has a heart attack and dies within 5 minutes.

franz is dead.





Frozen Fingersss
10.18.08 - 7:52 pm

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FRANZ will never Die !!!!
On the other hand SPOOK WE NEED YOU YOU BACK RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



skano
10.18.08 - 11:07 pm

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