bike gangster haiku
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PC at 03.25.09 - 4:48 am
drink drink drink drink drink
drink drink drink drink ride drink drink
crank mobs fucken dope
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ey this shit looks cool
ima steal some more of these
wait how do u stop
PC03.25.09 - 4:48 am
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i got sum warrants
& my cell phone is prepaid
in my mamas name
PC03.25.09 - 4:53 am
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sum1 help me pls
im trapped in this character
& i cant get out
PC03.25.09 - 5:01 am
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Hey little shit.
Put it down
'Fore I bust yo' ass!!!!
bentstrider03.25.09 - 5:01 am
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our gangs named after
a mild hallucinogen
this means we r tuff
PC03.25.09 - 5:04 am
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ima crack ur skull
benstrider u fucken tool
cuz u cannot count
PC03.25.09 - 5:05 am
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My heads made of chrome
A crash to my dome
Will require more than stone
bentstrider03.25.09 - 5:07 am
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um ya ok then
seriously tho sometimes
u make me nervous
PC03.25.09 - 5:15 am
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Ben T. Strider your
Haiku is not quite right yo
This is how it's done.
la duderina03.25.09 - 12:58 pm
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yo g, how cum u nevr post ^ smily faces? wat dos a smily face look lik frm a g lik u? i bet itz al gansta n stuf.
i got 1
>+ +<
datz my sooo high face
User103.25.09 - 1:01 pm
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five syllables first
seven syllables second
five syllables third
neverclever03.25.09 - 1:03 pm
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i smoke the doja
and ride brakeless singlespeed
k town for life, son
coldcut03.25.09 - 1:05 pm
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you shouldnt use my name.
dodgson, we got dodgson here!
see, nobody cares.
ruinedbyidiots03.25.09 - 1:11 pm
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That pic reminds me
of my favorite Seinfeld
we got Al Jolson!
la duderina03.25.09 - 1:17 pm
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Bikes, Beers, Boobs, Battles,
With a fluffer on my side
Tren Way all the way.
Joe Borfo03.25.09 - 1:23 pm
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How do I describe
The Hustle in so few words?
I am unable
But I want to try
Too bad I have to leave now
Ride my bike to class
la duderina03.25.09 - 1:32 pm
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aint got time 4 skool
ima get my g.e.d.
while im in prison
PC03.25.09 - 1:45 pm
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check out this pitchur
thats the foo thats talkin shit
bout r ride and shit
PC03.25.09 - 1:45 pm
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la duderina
or is it onelessfixie
la duderina
???
onemorefixie03.25.09 - 1:47 pm
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seatpost jammed in frame
mobbin down the sidewalk son
clips & straps whats that
PC03.25.09 - 1:48 pm
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onelessfixie plus
onemorefixie equals no
fixie simple math
PC03.25.09 - 1:49 pm
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ey dog ima get
with that hyna i heard she
gets a county check
PC03.25.09 - 1:50 pm
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Shit talk guerilla
I can call luis a puto
Then.I run away
tortuga_veloce03.25.09 - 1:50 pm
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chillin', bein' cool
gettin' laid wit ma fixie
dey all wants dis, yo!
onemorefixie03.25.09 - 1:52 pm
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PC you are so
fucking annoying
you're not a poet.
<3
richtotheie03.25.09 - 1:53 pm
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Crank mob is sick
Crash my bike into a car
I steal a new one
tortuga_veloce03.25.09 - 1:54 pm
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richtotheIE
callin' out PC, what, what
if not PC, who?
onemorefixie03.25.09 - 1:55 pm
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i chill with my boys
we take pictures together
we look hard and stuff
neverclever03.25.09 - 1:56 pm
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crankmob got too big
crankmob couldn't hold it's load
crankmob get bigger
onemorefixie03.25.09 - 1:56 pm
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look at me all hard
i stick with my boys for life
i like circle jerks
neverclever03.25.09 - 1:57 pm
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irony isn't
ironic when you don't
get the irony
trickmilla03.25.09 - 1:57 pm
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Ben Strider will come
Soon bike thieves and online thugs
Confused and afraid
Janet jackson strikes fear
In the hearts of teenage thugs
Then they stop coming
tortuga_veloce03.25.09 - 1:59 pm
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take that you hipster
biking is moar productive
than heroin yo
Aqueous Atom03.25.09 - 2:00 pm
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Pc gansta aint repeten
you guyz haterz
juz stop tryin
User103.25.09 - 2:01 pm
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u foos piss me off
u straight chumps for real
ima bust a cap
canadienne03.25.09 - 2:02 pm
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we are what we are
so don't become something else
we will will all evolve
to what, we don't know
but don't waste your time thinking
just be who you am
onemorefixie03.25.09 - 2:02 pm
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we count our fingers
time spent on MR dot com
might just cure cancer
Aqueous Atom03.25.09 - 2:02 pm
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all this bike haiku
makes me wonder how many
are counting fingers
_iJunes03.25.09 - 2:03 pm
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damnit atom you
beat me to the punch asshole
i dont like second.
_iJunes03.25.09 - 2:04 pm
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i got nothin' here
on all you chump fools messin'
so step back, yo, step
onemorefixie03.25.09 - 2:04 pm
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forum self-destructs
with honor i contribute
my finest bull plop
canadienne03.25.09 - 2:04 pm
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those who use fingers
got nothin' below the belt
yea, YOU, tiny, small!
onemorefixie03.25.09 - 2:05 pm
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im a gona fly so hi
my bik neva cumz down
no po po my way 2
User103.25.09 - 2:07 pm
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pull my finger holmes
ahhh smell that aroma
ripped one in yo mouf
Joe Borfo03.25.09 - 2:09 pm
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fuck you, fuck you, you
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck
fuck fuck fuck you fuck.
_iJunes03.25.09 - 2:09 pm
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one two three four five
one two three four five six se
ven one two three...fuck
PC03.25.09 - 2:10 pm
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Brakeless singlespeed
Approaches the intersection
Parts go to kitchen
tortuga_veloce03.25.09 - 2:12 pm
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Brakeless singlespeed
Approaches the intersection
Parts go to kitchen
tortuga_veloce03.25.09 - 2:12 pm
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this haiku is so
good that ima post it twice
wat u kno bout that
PC03.25.09 - 2:14 pm
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this haiku is so
good that ima post it twice
wat u kno bout that
PC03.25.09 - 2:15 pm
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How nice it would be
For ktown to drop Fitty
To be like Roadblock
tortuga_veloce03.25.09 - 2:15 pm
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I can't write haikus
I am so full
of fail
imachynna03.25.09 - 2:16 pm
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I'm such a baller
On forum with blackberry
At work. "You're fired" fuck
tortuga_veloce03.25.09 - 2:19 pm
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I'm such a baller
On forum with blackberry
At work. "You're fired" fuck
tortuga_veloce03.25.09 - 2:20 pm
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forum troll lover
make lulz on the internets
immaculate hair
canadienne03.25.09 - 2:20 pm
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Editors remorse
That wasn't very good
Posted twice, Too bad
tortuga_veloce03.25.09 - 2:23 pm
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I'm honorable
Me? I'm just the best guy here
Please, don't tell me twice.
Graham03.25.09 - 2:24 pm
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born to chase knittens
now i can do so much more
clowning ktown thugs
oodlesofpoodles03.25.09 - 2:28 pm
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please do me favor
run over oodles-poodles
or im gonna puke
Joe Borfo03.25.09 - 2:33 pm
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omg i love
haikus! this is fucking rad.
but i run out of . . .
mikeywally03.25.09 - 2:34 pm
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getting away with
spamming the forums again
RBI outs me
black_randy03.25.09 - 2:36 pm
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goddammit chynna
even tho ur underage
ima crack ur skull
PC03.25.09 - 2:48 pm
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da da da da da
da da da da da da da
da da da like that
PC03.25.09 - 2:49 pm
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westsiders are mad
there is no subway for you
venice takes you home
ruinedbyidiots03.25.09 - 2:49 pm
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It's manicure time
my cuticles are so dry
how u get so dry?
canadienne03.25.09 - 2:50 pm
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fuck u rbi
why u gotta fan the flames
least they ride bikes home
PC03.25.09 - 2:52 pm
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apricot lotion
hydrates cuticles real good
oh yeah, just like that
canadienne03.25.09 - 2:53 pm
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I'm happier now
PC's back to rhyme about
friends and enemies
tortuga_veloce03.25.09 - 2:54 pm
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pc please crack
my skull in
like a seatpost
imachynna03.25.09 - 2:56 pm
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that fool is so whack
he needs to get a life
torta-veloce
Joe Borfo03.25.09 - 2:58 pm
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shut yo mouf PC
too many number 1 fans
make you a d-bag
canadienne03.25.09 - 2:59 pm
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Fuck haikus dammit
I'm addicted to MR
I can't get work done
larsenf03.25.09 - 3:01 pm
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aw crap, back to work
sometimes i forget i'm here
do not deport me
canadienne03.25.09 - 3:03 pm
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Liz should take Tyler
down to justice o' the peace
then he'll be yo bitch
Joe Borfo03.25.09 - 3:09 pm
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these haikus are short
let's do shakespeare sonnets now
ready? 1, 2, 3...
neverclever03.25.09 - 3:13 pm
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Oh, I get it now.
I'm a little slow at these.
Do not burn me please.
bentstrider03.25.09 - 3:13 pm
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no i must protest
i would still be a douchebag
even w/ no fans
PC03.25.09 - 3:15 pm
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work is for jerks
donuts are for cops
tonight I get drunk
on BARCHOPZ
YEAH!
Roadblock03.25.09 - 3:23 pm
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i return for more
where did my producer go?
i need instrukshuns
canadienne03.25.09 - 3:30 pm
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fuck the haiku format
shit was made for twitter
all that work on myspace
got foos bitter
Roadblock03.25.09 - 3:32 pm
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There once was a douche bag named Russell,
who rode his red fixie to Hustle.
He challenged some guy,
whose fake name was "i",
but somehow he pulled a groin muscle.
Joe Borfo03.25.09 - 3:32 pm
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LOOKS AT ME I TYPE IN ALL CAPS
THIS BITCH TALK SHIT
MADE ME LOSE OUT ON MAD NAPS
COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU FOOS
PUFFING CHEST OUT ON TEH INTERWEBZ
Roadblock03.25.09 - 3:35 pm
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5 SEVEN 5 IS
FOR A STRAIGHT BITCH SHIT ASS HOE
USE MANY SILLYBALLS AS YOU FOOS PLEEZ
Roadblock03.25.09 - 3:41 pm
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i'm a crazy foo yo, talkin' shit, yo,
dawgz u don't kno what up in 'ere crackin'
u want ta bring it come to k-town ho!
we will give u a bit of lip smackin'!
cookin' up some mad bulgogi beef holmes
extra onions or else it will taste shite
with a side of rice and a hit of stonez
i bring korean flavors and hite
yo soy is bringing the coals and the grill
dain 1 is makin' da tite marinade
nite ridah gotz paper plates so jus chill!
i'm bringin' da beef too so we can fade!
we be keeping it real in k-town dog
then we break out chop stickz and smoke da fog
neverclever03.25.09 - 3:45 pm
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there once was a website of Riders
who spun over the city like spiders
they carried u-locks
and argued with cops
defending the east and westsiders
canadienne03.25.09 - 3:47 pm
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what is this i see
ridazz playing on the boards
and not riding bikes
must be Midnight Riazz
i love you gais!
bondink03.25.09 - 3:54 pm
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STEAL BOF YOU MAVICS
LIFT YO SEAT AND BOF LIGHTS TOO
WHAT UP WHAT IT DO
Roadblock03.25.09 - 4:08 pm
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a haiku it is not
but your poem gets mad props
dot dot dot dot dots
trickmilla03.25.09 - 7:16 pm
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PC aint da g yo
we thoght he be makin
faces like me see?
~8)
User103.25.09 - 7:34 pm
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I wrote some haikus
about wolfpack while in class
I hope you like them
la duderina03.25.09 - 7:50 pm
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See all of LA
How most people never will
Wolfpack Hustle Ride
la duderina03.25.09 - 7:50 pm
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LA can't hold us
Eastside Westside North and South
This is Wolfpack, foo
la duderina03.25.09 - 7:50 pm
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Empty street at night
White lights quickly approaching
Wolves out on the hunt
la duderina03.25.09 - 7:51 pm
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I wrote some gansta haiku on huntn wolves
I hope u lik dem
The smell of wolves in the air
gona get me anoda smelly mutts
right btween da eye
User103.25.09 - 8:22 pm
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flash of darkness out da corner
of mi ei, BLAM BLAM BLAM
it dead
User103.25.09 - 8:23 pm
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crashing threw da streets
lik a craze coyotee
BLAM it slow
User103.25.09 - 8:23 pm
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set mi trap on da curb
one tecate beer
i got all night, all night
User103.25.09 - 8:25 pm
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callin out lik a bitch in heat
da gona be runnin soon
time ta lock n load, im a lockin and loadin
User103.25.09 - 8:27 pm
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the cold nigh air blowing south
head bobbin to da beat of gansta rap
thinkin bout da weekend it gona be
User103.25.09 - 8:30 pm
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That one was for me, it had nothing to do with wolves, sorry.
User103.25.09 - 8:30 pm
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talented is PC
duderina sings of wolves
user1 is here too
tortuga_veloce03.25.09 - 9:10 pm
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I am too gangster
for your fake gangsta typin
keep it real homie.
la duderina03.25.09 - 9:54 pm
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Watts at 1 am
The pack pulling away quick
Adrenaline rush.
la duderina03.25.09 - 10:02 pm
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first night on wolfpack
im going to learn to be fast
dropped at the first turn
tortuga_veloce03.25.09 - 11:16 pm
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Dear PC,
I only recently, as in an hour ago, realized that your recent posts to the R2RRRR Poker Ride Google Group are written in gangsta haiku.
I laughed and laughed and laughed. Out loud, even.
Thanks,
Katie
katiepoche03.26.09 - 12:36 am
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pedal pedal shift
pedal pedal pedal shift
fixies fall behind
onelessfixie03.26.09 - 12:47 am
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First night on Wolfpack
Rode out on a foolish whim
Rode home on duct tape.
la duderina03.26.09 - 12:56 am
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fuck school. street life, son.
i jack bikes and fuck hynaz.
mom, quiero plata.
coldcut03.26.09 - 2:34 am
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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
Stomachache03.26.09 - 3:44 pm
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Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha I
See what you did there
PC responding to a
comment by _iJunes
09.10.09 - 3:24 pm
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You think you may have
seen what I have done but I
haven't done shit yet.
_iJunes responding to a
comment by PC
09.10.09 - 3:26 pm
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OH, HOW FUCKING CUTE
YOU GAISE ARE LIKE BONDING NOW
GIVE ME A BISCUIT
Joe Borfo responding to a
comment by PC
09.10.09 - 3:40 pm
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shit she just fainted
someone should probably go
and help her out now.
_iJunes responding to a
comment by la duderina
09.10.09 - 3:51 pm
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I warned you about high expectations.
Joe Borfo responding to a
comment by la duderina
09.10.09 - 3:52 pm
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i warned you about sensibility. take that shit to bikeforums
mr.com we talking madddd shiizzle yo
_iJunes responding to a
comment by Joe Borfo
09.10.09 - 3:56 pm
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Trying to conceal
Excitement in library
Is difficult, man.
la duderina09.10.09 - 3:58 pm
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don't get your panties
all wet. although if you did
you live down the street
_iJunes responding to a
comment by la duderina
09.10.09 - 4:01 pm
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that's the borfo i remember.
the kind of borfo that used to encourage my wrecklessness.
_iJunes responding to a
comment by Joe Borfo
09.10.09 - 4:02 pm
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the groaning is heard
reverberating off walls
#secretpandasex
Joe Borfo responding to a
comment by la duderina
09.10.09 - 4:10 pm
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the pandas have sex
high on eucalyptus leaves
they keeps it secret
canadienne responding to a
comment by Joe Borfo
09.10.09 - 4:13 pm
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inside twitter joke
might frighten away PC
so i take it back
canadienne09.10.09 - 4:17 pm
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I like to write as if
I'm writing a Haiku, but I'm actually not
I'm just annoying.
merrickx09.10.09 - 5:07 pm
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hey i kind of see
what you were doing right there.
supposed to be me?
_iJunes responding to a
comment by merrickx
09.10.09 - 5:24 pm
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always be weary
spiraldemon URLs
never can be good.
larsenf responding to a
comment by Joe Borfo
09.10.09 - 8:05 pm
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Lindsey is
quite relieved
she got her Pee back
User109.11.09 - 1:31 am
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laughing my ass off
L-O-Ling on the floor
That was funny. Yeah.
la duderina responding to a
comment by merrickx
09.11.09 - 11:32 am
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I'm bumping this thread
Because I felt like writing
a Haiku poem
ToddAlmighty01.21.10 - 11:08 am
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I see you PC
I see you down there lurking
Why don't you post more?
shotgunBOOMBOOM01.21.10 - 4:25 pm
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Fuk the rainin'n'
Mah track shooz ez complainin'
I'm soaked to my brianinin
trickmilla01.21.10 - 4:50 pm
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Haiku are subtle.
People ignore the purpose.
Art dies over time.
outerspace01.21.10 - 5:13 pm
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got rickrolled in thread
haiku poem fun, bikes better
buth this is MR
...
dot com
FuzzBeast01.21.10 - 7:42 pm
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the rainy days suck,
want to ride so hard it hurts
please come smoke me out
FuzzBeast01.21.10 - 7:44 pm
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sitting with a beer
watching the rain fall slowly
wishing for a jay.
FuzzBeast01.21.10 - 7:50 pm
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listen to the wu:
trees sway while the sky brings rain
freestyle to nature
July01.21.10 - 8:20 pm
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rain rain go away
come again another day
who knew it's Haiku
ToddAlmighty01.22.10 - 10:19 am
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dont chill with newark
he will fucking narc on you
he's really a cop
andres8409.12.12 - 11:42 am
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bike gangster haiku
fucken bike gangster haiku
bike gangster haiku
PC responding to a
comment by andres84
09.12.12 - 10:36 pm
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Thread back from the dead
haikus are addictive yo
lets keep it alive
kaikaisampsy03.18.13 - 10:00 pm
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Haikus positive
yes but we still like to watch
heads roll on the street
alicestrong03.19.13 - 3:03 pm
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