THE CHRISTAIN RIDE.
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eddieboyinla at 09.8.08 - 3:09 pm
ON THIS RIDE WE WILL BRING OUR BIBLES, PREACH TO EACH OTHER,
AND DRINK HOLY WATER ONLY.
EXCOMMUNICATION IS AN OPTION.
FOR THE LORD IS WATCHING US, AMEN.
( LOOKING FOR A REV. TO LEAD US OUT OF OUR EVIL WAYS. )
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STEAL ON THIS RIDE AND YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL !!!
eddieboyinla09.8.08 - 3:11 pm
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You should have a priest standing on a trailer preaching instead of music.
killercouchattack09.8.08 - 3:12 pm
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I wonder if the cops will hassle a bunch of Christian Riders?
skd09.8.08 - 3:13 pm
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Priest??? You assuming it's Catholic?
sc_nomad09.8.08 - 3:14 pm
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On most rides, people get exercise.
On this ride, demons get exorcised.
Undercover Bob09.8.08 - 3:14 pm
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If you drink holy water.. will your pee be holy?
If so, that would bring up an interesting question about having eaten the "body of Christ" wafers..
turrican09.8.08 - 3:18 pm
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THINK "HELLS ANGELS" TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER.
eddieboyinla09.8.08 - 3:31 pm
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IF YOU GET CAUGHT STEALING ON THIS RIDE, WE WILL THROUGH HOLY WATER ON YOU, AND SAY OUR PRAYERS, AS YOU MELT TO THE GROUND, SCREAMING "I MELTING"
eddieboyinla09.8.08 - 3:34 pm
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@eddieboy
If it happens to be a CATHOLIC ride.. I'm sure they can think of more creative ways to punish evil-doers..(especially the underaged ones)
turrican09.8.08 - 3:40 pm
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I like the idea of a religious ride to raise awareness about God.
how about the Mormon ride? we could all dress up in white dress shirts and ties, carry big backpacks, and wear helmets.
spiraldemon09.8.08 - 3:55 pm
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@ spiraldemon
The concept of the Mormon ride has been suggested a couple years back by a Mormon, nonetheless. He suggested that we all wear white shirts and ties. We brought it up to the powers that be,(back when you needed approval for a theme) and get got rejected.
Not saying it can't happen now.
sc_nomad09.8.08 - 4:01 pm
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bummer, I just thought we would have less trouble with law enforcement if we all looked like Mormons.
spiraldemon09.8.08 - 4:08 pm
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I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK, BUT SPRIRALDEMON, DRESSED AS A CHURCH MEMBER, JUST AINT NATURAL.
eddieboyinla09.8.08 - 4:10 pm
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lol! i think that would be a cool theme ride. the mormon ride! make it happen!
funanu09.8.08 - 4:13 pm
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lionheart1189 wrote:Converted to what? the Gule (I dont remember if thats what theyre called)
Nope, the Ori.
09.8.08 - 4:15 pm
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Nah, Sunday noonish - that way you can ride through all the groups on their way to Sizzler for the Lunch Buffet!
turrican09.8.08 - 5:04 pm
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let's fuck with the Scientologists!
free Xenu!
spiraldemon09.8.08 - 5:09 pm
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i wish i was a christian, then i can do all the evill deeds in the world repent and make it to heaven. how sweet is that and everybody else is wrong about their beliefs and will be going to hell.
victorb09.9.08 - 10:17 pm
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^^^^ You don't have to Christian to do that. Repentance and heaven are precepts in several religions.
sc_nomad09.10.08 - 9:19 am
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May yee yo to that forth. For only thee self will when all for to come. Is thy neighbor for all to side into for we have thee self to look for to. While all go forth into the valley of gatherers, only thee father set forth our path and gather thee fruit. For thee will know and then, and only then will forth go into thee dark of night.
John 21 ver 53
User109.10.08 - 12:41 pm
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Ridazz Roulette!
oh, and ride on the sidewalk, too
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im down with that too!!!
horray for GIS