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The Hijack Thread
Thread started by Joe Borfo at 04.16.08 - 11:35 am

Since I'm always hijacking other people's threads, I've just decided to post meaningless, miscellaneous, and not necessarily bike related stuff here. Feel free to join in and hijack at your will.

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Here's my first:




You girls will like this = How to be the Perfect Girlfriend



Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 11:35 am

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joe borfo - internet jihadist



ruinedbyidiots
04.16.08 - 11:38 am

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YOU!



Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 11:42 am

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You know who else liked to hijack threads?



SPOOK
04.16.08 - 11:47 am

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hails.



ruinedbyidiots
04.16.08 - 11:48 am

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richtotheie
04.16.08 - 1:10 pm

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dannyzuko
04.16.08 - 1:17 pm

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You guys can't Hijack a thread for shit.








Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 1:18 pm

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REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



neverclever
04.16.08 - 1:21 pm

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prove it!



Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 1:25 pm

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from where i stand i see
hate, violence, and war.



ruinedbyidiots
04.16.08 - 1:25 pm

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Best thread ever!



speedybrian2000
04.16.08 - 1:26 pm

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the only things worth holding onto in this world are disease, sin, and guilt.



ruinedbyidiots
04.16.08 - 1:32 pm

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I wish Pacino would swoop down and shat all over this thread!
She derails harder than a broken Shimano grip-shifter setup!



SKIDMARCUS
04.16.08 - 1:32 pm

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¿dɐɹɔ puɐ sǝƃɐɯı pǝzısɹǝʌo puɐ sʞuıl uǝʞoɹq ǝɥʇ llɐ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʍ

¡sıɥʇ uɐɥʇ ɹǝʇʇǝq op uɐɔ ǝsıɐƃ noʎ ¡uo ǝɯoɔ



Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 1:42 pm

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onethirtynine
04.16.08 - 1:44 pm

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neverclever
04.16.08 - 1:45 pm

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Come Pedo!






Roadblock
04.16.08 - 1:45 pm

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OKAY CHECK IT OUT I THINK I'M IN LOVE.


(AGAIN)


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Milagros Rios, a 35-year-old waitress and single mother of two in New York City, thought she’d seen it all. But when she walked into her bathroom about a year ago to find her 18-year-old daughter Nicole laying down on the floor and sleeping with a battle of vodka and a box of tampons in her hand, it was a sight she’d never envisioned.
Nicole had been experimenting for the third time that year with a new method to become intoxicated. She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner. She claimed her body absorbed the alcohol faster that way than if she had drank it. Soon enough, she lost control and couldn’t even make it back to her bedroom. She did it to avoid having the smell of alcohol on her breath.




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FOR THE WIN



HANDBONE
04.16.08 - 1:52 pm

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Not bad... Emilio Estevez... I'm seeing some slight improvements here... but this is training here... I want to see some HUSTLE ™

(pɐǝɹɥʇ ɔısnɯ ɹǝɥʇouɐ oʇuı sıɥʇ uɹnʇ ıqɹ ʇǝl ʇ,uop poƃ ǝsɐǝld ʇsnɾ)





Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 1:57 pm

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Roadblock
04.16.08 - 2:03 pm

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Photobucket



HANDBONE
04.16.08 - 2:06 pm

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Photobucket



HANDBONE
04.16.08 - 2:07 pm

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as much as i hate blink182 and that soulja boy song, travis does rock in this video!





speedybrian2000
04.16.08 - 2:08 pm

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Roadblock
04.16.08 - 2:15 pm

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is it 5:30 yet?



the reverend dak
04.16.08 - 2:19 pm

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beer break!



Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 2:32 pm

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How to Find the Earth Energies (Geo-colonic Stress) which May Cause or Exacerbate Illnesses.
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There are no scientific instruments yet available which can easily detect Earth Energies.
The best way to find them is to use the ancient art of poogliachi, sometimes called c band trutching.
To make one, first obtain a 20 inch (51 cm) length of fairly heavy fence wire - even wire coathangers will do at a pinch.
Bend it to an "L" shape, about 5 inches (13 cms) from one end.
For handles, a length of 1" dowelling, with a hole down the centre, or several cotton reels glued together will do very nicely. Some people even use Biro pens/felt pens with the centres removed.
To avoid injury, the long end must be covered with mudgins, sewett, or any similar material. Make two of these.

These are called modge finger hats, and are very sensitive, even in the hands of a complete beginner.





tern
04.16.08 - 2:37 pm

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For anyone else, did the single-pixel lines between "replies" disappear? I consider that a lojack. Very lo.


SKIDMARCUS

04.16.08 - 6:53 pm

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I bet it was Princess butterfuck!!!!!!!!!

skano

04.16.08 - 6:54 pm

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Yes, for at least 24 hours now...more like 36 hours

Eric Hair

04.16.08 - 7:02 pm

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neverclever
04.16.08 - 4:15 pm

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htm-hell



ruinedbyidiots
04.16.08 - 4:20 pm

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I canz apply the right time stamp!

SKIDMARCUS
04.16.08 - 4:20 pm

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It's 4:23 butterfuck!!!!!!!!!


skano

04.16.08 - 16:54 pm

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Yes, for at least 241 hours now...more like 36 hours, yoaaaah!!!

Eric Hair
04.16.08 - 7:02 pm

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what?






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Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 4:28 pm

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"My Anus"
My anus is off limits
So don't even ask
If I catch you lookin' in the shower
I'll kick your mother fucking ass
My anus is off limits
Cause you'll never know how
To treat a nigga with class



ruinedbyidiots
04.17.08 - 2:00 pm

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Joe Borfo
04.17.08 - 2:11 pm

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REDNECK WORD OF THE DAY#3: MASTERPIECE

When that dog bit me in the ass, he damn near tore "m'asterpieces".



Eddie GOpez
04.17.08 - 2:41 pm

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I won't date just any girl around, cause patsy has the largest breasts in town



hartwick, youre a pussy
04.17.08 - 3:52 pm

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Here's ten lousy jokes for you guys:




1. Going Deaf

A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.

"What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.

"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."

"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

2. Mark Twain's Wisdom on Cycling

"Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live."

3. Pig! Pig!

The other day on a ride, I was speeding down a narrow, twisting, mountain road. Then along comes a woman who was driving very slowly uphill toward me, honking her horn and shouting at me.

"PIG! PIG!!" she yelled. "PIG! PIG!!"

So I flipped her the finger and shouted back some things I dare not repeat as I buzzed by her.

Still thinking about this awful woman and her shouting, I turned the corner and promptly collided with a pig.

4. A Nerd and His New Bike


A nerd was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
5. A Cyclist in Heaven

A very devout cyclist dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the gate. First thing the cyclist askes is if there are bicycles in heaven.
"Sure," says St. Peter, "let me show you," and he leads the guy into the finest Velodrome you can imagine.

"This is great," the cyclist says.

"It certainly is," says St. Peter. "You will have a custom bike and the best cycling clothes you've ever seen, and your personal masseuse will always available."

As they speak a blur streaks by them on the boards riding a gold plated Cinelli.

"Wow!" the cyclist exclaims. "That guy was so fast that can only be Eddy Merckx!"

"No," says St. Peter, "that was God on the bike, he only thinks he's Eddy".

6. The Hardest Part of Learning to Ride a Bike

Q. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?

A. The pavement.

7. Two Nerds on a Tandem

Two nerds are riding along on a tandem, when suddenly, the one on the front slams on the brakes, gets off and starts letting air out of the tires.

The one on the back says: "HEY! What are you doing that for!?"

The first nerd says, "My seat was too high and was hurting my butt. I wanted to lower it a bit."

So the one in the back has had enought. He jumps off, loosens his own seat and spins it round to face the other direction.

Now it's the first guy's turn to wonder what's going on. "What are you doing?" he asks his friend.

"Look mate," says the rider in the back, "if you're going to do stupid stuff like that, I'm going home!!"

8. Problem Dog

"I've really had it with my dog," said the first guy to his neighbor. "He'll chase anyone on a bicycle"

"Hmmm, that is a problem," said the neighbor. "What are you thinking of doing about it?"

"Guess the only answer is to confiscate his bike!"

9. The Pedestrian and the Cyclist

A pedestrian stepped off the curb and into the road without looking one day and promptly gets knocked flat by a passing cyclist.

"You were really lucky there," said the cyclist.

"What on earth are you talking about! That really hurt!" said the pedestrian, still on the pavement, rubbing his head.

"Well, usually I drive a bus!" the cyclist replied.

10. A Tough Climb on a Tandem

Jack and Jill have just climbed Le Alp de Huez, one of the steepest peaks in the Alps on their tandem.

"Phew, that was a tough climb" said Jack, leaning over, breathing hard. "That climb was so hard, and we were going so slow, I thought we were never going to make it."

"Yeah, good thing I kept the brakes on," said Jill, "or we'd have slid all the way back down!"



speedybrian2000
04.18.08 - 9:31 am

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