-->





Ridazz Roulette!




Recent gallery...

Something Else The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time #84 - All City Toy Ride V Fry-Day NIGHT #33 - Swarm the Pier Hot Box Parties Bela Speed Star Bela Speed Star Bela Speed Star Taco Tuesdays data center Handicapped Canines #27 - Safety Ride The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time Fixie Goons Fixie Goons Fixie Goons Fixie Goons CRANK MOB . X . The Memorial CRANK MOB . X . The Memorial CRANK MOB . X . The Memorial CRANK MOB . X . The Memorial


The Days of Our Ridazz.


NOTE: All timestamps are in the future because WE are in the future. The care takers of Midnight Ridazz.com reserves the right to remove, edit, move or delete anything for any reason. None of the opinions expressed on these boards represent the Midnight Ridazz nor can anyone purport to speak on behalf of Midnight Ridazz.



Topic Box:
 
   7251 - 7500 of 19045 Topics

Ulock Poll   16
SGRT   2
Team Taco Tuesdays P...   0
ATTN: mr rollers   11
ATTN: toweliesbong   17
ROOT RUN: The Rooten...   58
Cyclist Shot in Norw...   2
TORE DA SUNDAY   16
anti oil/car bike co...   15
Venice Ride   2
bacon ftw   3
want a 44cm bike?   18
Hit a car   45
CalArts/Val Verde pe...   3
Cyclocross FEVER   4
sgvbicycles.com?   6
ATTN: sexy   10
Venice to Hollywood   0
Who got pulled over ...   3
Sullivan Canyon: Fin...   8
WHORE YOURSELF OUT F...   15
ATTN: neverclever   6
Can i borrow a bike.   4
Christmas   6
ATTN: User1   5
cyclocross vid   0
Bike Parts For Sale   5
Bikeing to work!!   5
Venice??   5
Move to change "Abou...   50
work sucks   17
DRINK RESPONSIBLE PE...   18
Who is John Scott Ar...   25
THREAD #2277   3
i have a crazy penis   1
+ MIDNIGHT RIDAZZ: M...   95
ATTN: frumble   1
BikeDayLA 3   9
30STM VIDEO   126
Bike Mugging at gun ...   50
missing crank mob   13
Best Bullhorn?   4
Fixie Tricks   40
STOLEN bicycle, whit...   2
MEETING-CYCLISTS NEE...   1
look or road spd cle...   0
NYE 2010   25
Flaming Lips Music V...   14
MoM   22
I made some bike shi...   16
chain tensioner for ...   3
we're installing a b...   2
I NEED A AT&T PHONE   16
I AM   2
The fixie riders str...   10
YES MEN   2
El Monte meeting Nov...   5
Random Hilarity   8
T.O.R.E.   109
Saturday at Simi! Ex...   0
Is this Ride exclusi...   28
gig and ride   1
2 O'Clock Scramble -...   6
need couples for pho...   11
Fender Factory Tour?   1
Ride or Die   4
Motivation   3
Playing for change:.   0
I hope you guys are ...   45
Philwood hub   12
Just WHAT DOWNTOWN N...   15
CALLING ALL MOMS AND...   1
Wut?   7
CALLING ALL TALL ANG...   2
The Medical Ride   27
What are You ?   5
New Velocity Deep V ...   20
shit mobbers   5
ATTN: User1   9
attn: drooby dooby d...   10
Hyperlink   1
Cycling Survey   26
MR medical ride   3
BICYKILLERS YEAR 2   907
You be the judge   14
The MR Threads Are t...   20
a few things for sal...   5
Repossession on bicy...   7
TWBG what did u deci...   6
three wheeled bike   2
U Come Bike with the...   7
ATTN: IJUNES   15
Stolen Bike   12
F.T.P   33
Free MOCA   12
No Bike Kill this ye...   20
Yes Men @ Hammer!!!   28
Pedaling Revolution ...   3
Jared Leto Video (ex...   1
ATTN: ALL RIDAZZ   4
Bike polo tonight: S...   6
KPCC - ABOUT ME   34
SANTACON 2008   4
DC,Mayor is a Cyclis...   7
LOUIE   2
this sunday   5
Gay Jokes are not wa...   38
HATERS NOT WELCOME   6
Sarah Livingston   6
Bike Messenger VS In...   0
SLSK   7
spare tires?   1
Westside to Valley e...   3
...........   37
Cobra Tubes   1
Europe Bike Fail   7
JOB HUNT   11
30 secs to mars musi...   42
yo   11
Patrol car hits, kil...   18
a video about bikes   0
Randsburg CM   181
Ride Arc 11/06/09   19
L.A.C.C Commuter's   0
404 Beach   1
Cyclist killed by SD...   2
Bicyclist dies in Hu...   4
You might be a polo ...   38
I miss you guys   6
POLO RIGHT NOW!!!   8
Bike polo tonight - ...   8
getty museum   6
Cat fight   5
Missing Canadian Cyc...   1
ATTN:818 BIKE POLO   10
Polo Tourney/ SF[SC]...   7
Valley Polo   17
dtla polo-what happe...   5
POLO @ LA VUELTA DE ...   21
DTLA Polo   20
Polo?   7
310 BIKE POLO   39
san luis obispo polo...   12
Bike Polo = FUNs   33
West Side Biki Polo   9
ZoMBie PoLO !!@$#$   12
DTLA POLO PICZ & VID...   4
Xmas Day Polo!   24
NEW VIDEO: Bike Polo   16
lostkeys&lock@polo   5
DTLA Polo Team?   29
818 BIKE POLO   602
LA BIKE POLO - NEW...   11
Hope you heal quick ...   17
Valley Polo   4
Monthly All-City Bik...   27
POLO!   6
BIKE POLO !!!   2
sunday bike polo tou...   19
daylight savings pol...   3
Bike polo photos   1
Bike polo today: LA ...   11
Bike Polo photos and...   1
Bike Polo Sunday: Bi...   7
Bike polo tonight - ...   3
Bike polo: weekly ga...   43
Bike Polo, Labor Day...   60
Bike polo game tonig...   3
Bike polo review: Pa...   1
Bike Polo: Game on! ...   20
bike polo   23
Matthew Simmons voic...   18
we should...........   8
ATTN:goosegoose   6
going to   12
ATTN:stolen virginit...   4
sting ring   0
I see that all the t...   11
Tang at 10   9
HIPSTER THREAD   84
tall can tuesday   8
Bike Job on CL   0
stolen bike from mon...   32
Dan B..   7
Sanborn/Aglago House   6
POLO MALLET FUNDRAIS...   41
genius or retarded   3
The problem isn't th...   17
Where The Dirty Hips...   28
to hell with taco tu...   15
Free Bicycle clinic ...   2
cobra tubes!   19
BEST VIDEO EVER   3
ATTN: thebestskata   3
ATTN:crossbones   58
HARVEY HETLAND MEMOR...   37
bullhorn handle bars   1
Test Ride   29
windsor clockwork ST...   20
RIP Sully Canyon   21
IPOD 4GB FOR SALE!!   2
lets go to the getty...   1
Attn: Snowcone   9
Cycleway coffee   14
Sexiest Photo [Nov]   38
hoppy birdy COURAGE!...   1
Happy Birthday Eddie...   15
Quilll stem moving a...   5
FMLY TEST RIDE   3
okay so I'm new in t...   22
NEWS YEAR DAY RIDE 2...   0
MR you've changed.   114
spoken art   5
lookin for front pur...   0
Funny Signs   1
LOS ANGELOPES???   93
Mom Ridaz 11.7.09   8
ATTN: CHYNNA!   5
Ipod 80GB Silver for...   13
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROADB...   2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRENW...   0
FOR $ALE   27
Paris Bike Share Pro...   16
MÚM TICKETS   21
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE...   7
27" rear wheel?   1
Cycleway Coffee   1
RIDE TO RIDE ARC   10
lackflag   1
Cop uses BMX to catc...   5
SantaMonica CM   0
Im a Noob   16
Skateboard equevlant...   0
DROOBY!!!!!   6
I'd do anything   8
Ridazz Birthdays?   15
TRACK RACING   1
drunk ewoks   2
JACKED keep your EYE...   0
P-HULK   18
FLIPBIKE   1
DO YOU REMEMBER?   14
Medici resto   8
get high and watch t...   1
KPCC Re-Frame the Di...   27
Mandeville Verdict i...   184
FIGHT THE [bike] PLA...   13
Critical Mass SF Peo...   25
cicLAvia   2
Haven't you heard...   17



Thread Box:
The Hijack Thread
Thread started by Joe Borfo at 04.16.08 - 11:35 am

Since I'm always hijacking other people's threads, I've just decided to post meaningless, miscellaneous, and not necessarily bike related stuff here. Feel free to join in and hijack at your will.

---

reply


Here's my first:




You girls will like this = How to be the Perfect Girlfriend



Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 11:35 am

reply


joe borfo - internet jihadist



ruinedbyidiots
04.16.08 - 11:38 am

reply


YOU!



Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 11:42 am

reply


You know who else liked to hijack threads?



SPOOK
04.16.08 - 11:47 am

reply


hails.



ruinedbyidiots
04.16.08 - 11:48 am

reply






richtotheie
04.16.08 - 1:10 pm

reply






dannyzuko
04.16.08 - 1:17 pm

reply




You guys can't Hijack a thread for shit.








Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 1:18 pm

reply


REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



neverclever
04.16.08 - 1:21 pm

reply


prove it!



Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 1:25 pm

reply


from where i stand i see
hate, violence, and war.



ruinedbyidiots
04.16.08 - 1:25 pm

reply


Best thread ever!



speedybrian2000
04.16.08 - 1:26 pm

reply


the only things worth holding onto in this world are disease, sin, and guilt.



ruinedbyidiots
04.16.08 - 1:32 pm

reply


I wish Pacino would swoop down and shat all over this thread!
She derails harder than a broken Shimano grip-shifter setup!



SKIDMARCUS
04.16.08 - 1:32 pm

reply


¿dɐɹɔ puɐ sǝƃɐɯı pǝzısɹǝʌo puɐ sʞuıl uǝʞoɹq ǝɥʇ llɐ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʍ

¡sıɥʇ uɐɥʇ ɹǝʇʇǝq op uɐɔ ǝsıɐƃ noʎ ¡uo ǝɯoɔ



Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 1:42 pm

reply






onethirtynine
04.16.08 - 1:44 pm

reply






neverclever
04.16.08 - 1:45 pm

reply


Come Pedo!






Roadblock
04.16.08 - 1:45 pm

reply


OKAY CHECK IT OUT I THINK I'M IN LOVE.


(AGAIN)


---------------------------------------------

Milagros Rios, a 35-year-old waitress and single mother of two in New York City, thought she’d seen it all. But when she walked into her bathroom about a year ago to find her 18-year-old daughter Nicole laying down on the floor and sleeping with a battle of vodka and a box of tampons in her hand, it was a sight she’d never envisioned.
Nicole had been experimenting for the third time that year with a new method to become intoxicated. She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner. She claimed her body absorbed the alcohol faster that way than if she had drank it. Soon enough, she lost control and couldn’t even make it back to her bedroom. She did it to avoid having the smell of alcohol on her breath.




---------------------------------------------





FOR THE WIN



HANDBONE
04.16.08 - 1:52 pm

reply


Not bad... Emilio Estevez... I'm seeing some slight improvements here... but this is training here... I want to see some HUSTLE ™

(pɐǝɹɥʇ ɔısnɯ ɹǝɥʇouɐ oʇuı sıɥʇ uɹnʇ ıqɹ ʇǝl ʇ,uop poƃ ǝsɐǝld ʇsnɾ)





Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 1:57 pm

reply






Roadblock
04.16.08 - 2:03 pm

reply


Photobucket



HANDBONE
04.16.08 - 2:06 pm

reply


Photobucket



HANDBONE
04.16.08 - 2:07 pm

reply


as much as i hate blink182 and that soulja boy song, travis does rock in this video!





speedybrian2000
04.16.08 - 2:08 pm

reply






Roadblock
04.16.08 - 2:15 pm

reply


is it 5:30 yet?



the reverend dak
04.16.08 - 2:19 pm

reply


beer break!



Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 2:32 pm

reply


How to Find the Earth Energies (Geo-colonic Stress) which May Cause or Exacerbate Illnesses.
-------------------------
There are no scientific instruments yet available which can easily detect Earth Energies.
The best way to find them is to use the ancient art of poogliachi, sometimes called c band trutching.
To make one, first obtain a 20 inch (51 cm) length of fairly heavy fence wire - even wire coathangers will do at a pinch.
Bend it to an "L" shape, about 5 inches (13 cms) from one end.
For handles, a length of 1" dowelling, with a hole down the centre, or several cotton reels glued together will do very nicely. Some people even use Biro pens/felt pens with the centres removed.
To avoid injury, the long end must be covered with mudgins, sewett, or any similar material. Make two of these.

These are called modge finger hats, and are very sensitive, even in the hands of a complete beginner.





tern
04.16.08 - 2:37 pm

reply


For anyone else, did the single-pixel lines between "replies" disappear? I consider that a lojack. Very lo.


SKIDMARCUS

04.16.08 - 6:53 pm

reply




I bet it was Princess butterfuck!!!!!!!!!

skano

04.16.08 - 6:54 pm

reply



Yes, for at least 24 hours now...more like 36 hours

Eric Hair

04.16.08 - 7:02 pm

reply







neverclever
04.16.08 - 4:15 pm

reply


htm-hell



ruinedbyidiots
04.16.08 - 4:20 pm

reply


I canz apply the right time stamp!

SKIDMARCUS
04.16.08 - 4:20 pm

reply



It's 4:23 butterfuck!!!!!!!!!


skano

04.16.08 - 16:54 pm

reply




Yes, for at least 241 hours now...more like 36 hours, yoaaaah!!!

Eric Hair
04.16.08 - 7:02 pm

reply

what?






neverclever
04.16.08 - 4:22 pm

reply






ruinedbyidiots
04.16.08 - 4:24 pm

reply






























































































































































































<>




















































































































































































































































































































Joe Borfo
04.16.08 - 4:28 pm

reply



"My Anus"
My anus is off limits
So don't even ask
If I catch you lookin' in the shower
I'll kick your mother fucking ass
My anus is off limits
Cause you'll never know how
To treat a nigga with class



ruinedbyidiots
04.17.08 - 2:00 pm

reply






Joe Borfo
04.17.08 - 2:11 pm

reply


REDNECK WORD OF THE DAY#3: MASTERPIECE

When that dog bit me in the ass, he damn near tore "m'asterpieces".



Eddie GOpez
04.17.08 - 2:41 pm

reply


I won't date just any girl around, cause patsy has the largest breasts in town



hartwick, youre a pussy
04.17.08 - 3:52 pm

reply


Here's ten lousy jokes for you guys:




1. Going Deaf

A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.

"What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.

"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."

"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

2. Mark Twain's Wisdom on Cycling

"Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live."

3. Pig! Pig!

The other day on a ride, I was speeding down a narrow, twisting, mountain road. Then along comes a woman who was driving very slowly uphill toward me, honking her horn and shouting at me.

"PIG! PIG!!" she yelled. "PIG! PIG!!"

So I flipped her the finger and shouted back some things I dare not repeat as I buzzed by her.

Still thinking about this awful woman and her shouting, I turned the corner and promptly collided with a pig.

4. A Nerd and His New Bike


A nerd was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
5. A Cyclist in Heaven

A very devout cyclist dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the gate. First thing the cyclist askes is if there are bicycles in heaven.
"Sure," says St. Peter, "let me show you," and he leads the guy into the finest Velodrome you can imagine.

"This is great," the cyclist says.

"It certainly is," says St. Peter. "You will have a custom bike and the best cycling clothes you've ever seen, and your personal masseuse will always available."

As they speak a blur streaks by them on the boards riding a gold plated Cinelli.

"Wow!" the cyclist exclaims. "That guy was so fast that can only be Eddy Merckx!"

"No," says St. Peter, "that was God on the bike, he only thinks he's Eddy".

6. The Hardest Part of Learning to Ride a Bike

Q. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?

A. The pavement.

7. Two Nerds on a Tandem

Two nerds are riding along on a tandem, when suddenly, the one on the front slams on the brakes, gets off and starts letting air out of the tires.

The one on the back says: "HEY! What are you doing that for!?"

The first nerd says, "My seat was too high and was hurting my butt. I wanted to lower it a bit."

So the one in the back has had enought. He jumps off, loosens his own seat and spins it round to face the other direction.

Now it's the first guy's turn to wonder what's going on. "What are you doing?" he asks his friend.

"Look mate," says the rider in the back, "if you're going to do stupid stuff like that, I'm going home!!"

8. Problem Dog

"I've really had it with my dog," said the first guy to his neighbor. "He'll chase anyone on a bicycle"

"Hmmm, that is a problem," said the neighbor. "What are you thinking of doing about it?"

"Guess the only answer is to confiscate his bike!"

9. The Pedestrian and the Cyclist

A pedestrian stepped off the curb and into the road without looking one day and promptly gets knocked flat by a passing cyclist.

"You were really lucky there," said the cyclist.

"What on earth are you talking about! That really hurt!" said the pedestrian, still on the pavement, rubbing his head.

"Well, usually I drive a bus!" the cyclist replied.

10. A Tough Climb on a Tandem

Jack and Jill have just climbed Le Alp de Huez, one of the steepest peaks in the Alps on their tandem.

"Phew, that was a tough climb" said Jack, leaning over, breathing hard. "That climb was so hard, and we were going so slow, I thought we were never going to make it."

"Yeah, good thing I kept the brakes on," said Jill, "or we'd have slid all the way back down!"



speedybrian2000
04.18.08 - 9:31 am

reply

Reply


Who's been here recently...




Upcoming Ridezz...

[ View all Rides ]