Thread started by PC at 03.25.09 - 4:48 am

drink drink drink drink drink

drink drink drink drink ride drink drink

crank mobs fucken dope

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ey this shit looks cool

ima steal some more of these

wait how do u stop



PC
03.25.09 - 4:48 am

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i got sum warrants

& my cell phone is prepaid

in my mamas name



PC
03.25.09 - 4:53 am

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sum1 help me pls

im trapped in this character

& i cant get out



PC
03.25.09 - 5:01 am

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Hey little shit.

Put it down

'Fore I bust yo' ass!!!!



bentstrider
03.25.09 - 5:01 am

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our gangs named after

a mild hallucinogen

this means we r tuff



PC
03.25.09 - 5:04 am

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ima crack ur skull

benstrider u fucken tool

cuz u cannot count



PC
03.25.09 - 5:05 am

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My heads made of chrome

A crash to my dome

Will require more than stone




bentstrider
03.25.09 - 5:07 am

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um ya ok then

seriously tho sometimes

u make me nervous



PC
03.25.09 - 5:15 am

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Ben T. Strider your

Haiku is not quite right yo

This is how it's done.



la duderina
03.25.09 - 12:58 pm

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5
7
5

COME ON



Graham
03.25.09 - 1:00 pm

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yo g, how cum u nevr post ^ smily faces? wat dos a smily face look lik frm a g lik u? i bet itz al gansta n stuf.

i got 1

>+ +<

datz my sooo high face



User1
03.25.09 - 1:01 pm

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five syllables first
seven syllables second
five syllables third



neverclever
03.25.09 - 1:03 pm

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USER1 HAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA



la duderina
03.25.09 - 1:03 pm

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i smoke the doja
and ride brakeless singlespeed
k town for life, son



coldcut
03.25.09 - 1:05 pm

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you shouldnt use my name.
dodgson, we got dodgson here!
see, nobody cares.



ruinedbyidiots
03.25.09 - 1:11 pm

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That pic reminds me

of my favorite Seinfeld

we got Al Jolson!



la duderina
03.25.09 - 1:17 pm

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Bikes, Beers, Boobs, Battles,
With a fluffer on my side
Tren Way all the way.



Joe Borfo
03.25.09 - 1:23 pm

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How do I describe
The Hustle in so few words?
I am unable

But I want to try
Too bad I have to leave now
Ride my bike to class



la duderina
03.25.09 - 1:32 pm

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aint got time 4 skool

ima get my g.e.d.

while im in prison



PC
03.25.09 - 1:45 pm

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check out this pitchur

thats the foo thats talkin shit

bout r ride and shit



PC
03.25.09 - 1:45 pm

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la duderina
or is it onelessfixie
la duderina

???



onemorefixie
03.25.09 - 1:47 pm

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seatpost jammed in frame

mobbin down the sidewalk son

clips & straps whats that



PC
03.25.09 - 1:48 pm

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onelessfixie plus

onemorefixie equals no

fixie simple math



PC
03.25.09 - 1:49 pm

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ey dog ima get

with that hyna i heard she

gets a county check



PC
03.25.09 - 1:50 pm

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Shit talk guerilla
I can call luis a puto
Then.I run away



tortuga_veloce
03.25.09 - 1:50 pm

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chillin', bein' cool
gettin' laid wit ma fixie
dey all wants dis, yo!





onemorefixie
03.25.09 - 1:52 pm

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PC you are so
fucking annoying
you're not a poet.

<3



richtotheie
03.25.09 - 1:53 pm

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Crank mob is sick
Crash my bike into a car
I steal a new one



tortuga_veloce
03.25.09 - 1:54 pm

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richtotheIE
callin' out PC, what, what
if not PC, who?



onemorefixie
03.25.09 - 1:55 pm

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i chill with my boys
we take pictures together
we look hard and stuff



neverclever
03.25.09 - 1:56 pm

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crankmob got too big
crankmob couldn't hold it's load
crankmob get bigger



onemorefixie
03.25.09 - 1:56 pm

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look at me all hard
i stick with my boys for life
i like circle jerks



neverclever
03.25.09 - 1:57 pm

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irony isn't
ironic when you don't
get the irony



trickmilla
03.25.09 - 1:57 pm

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Ben Strider will come
Soon bike thieves and online thugs
Confused and afraid

Janet jackson strikes fear
In the hearts of teenage thugs
Then they stop coming



tortuga_veloce
03.25.09 - 1:59 pm

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take that you hipster
biking is moar productive
than heroin yo



Aqueous Atom
03.25.09 - 2:00 pm

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Pc gansta aint repeten
you guyz haterz
juz stop tryin





User1
03.25.09 - 2:01 pm

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u foos piss me off
u straight chumps for real
ima bust a cap



canadienne
03.25.09 - 2:02 pm

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we are what we are
so don't become something else
we will will all evolve

to what, we don't know
but don't waste your time thinking
just be who you am



onemorefixie
03.25.09 - 2:02 pm

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we count our fingers
time spent on MR dot com
might just cure cancer



Aqueous Atom
03.25.09 - 2:02 pm

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all this bike haiku
makes me wonder how many
are counting fingers



_iJunes
03.25.09 - 2:03 pm

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damnit atom you
beat me to the punch asshole
i dont like second.




_iJunes
03.25.09 - 2:04 pm

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i got nothin' here
on all you chump fools messin'
so step back, yo, step



onemorefixie
03.25.09 - 2:04 pm

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forum self-destructs
with honor i contribute
my finest bull plop



canadienne
03.25.09 - 2:04 pm

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those who use fingers
got nothin' below the belt
yea, YOU, tiny, small!



onemorefixie
03.25.09 - 2:05 pm

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im a gona fly so hi
my bik neva cumz down
no po po my way 2



User1
03.25.09 - 2:07 pm

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pull my finger holmes
ahhh smell that aroma
ripped one in yo mouf



Joe Borfo
03.25.09 - 2:09 pm

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fuck you, fuck you, you
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck
fuck fuck fuck you fuck.



_iJunes
03.25.09 - 2:09 pm

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one two three four five

one two three four five six se

ven one two three...fuck



PC
03.25.09 - 2:10 pm

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Brakeless singlespeed
Approaches the intersection
Parts go to kitchen



tortuga_veloce
03.25.09 - 2:12 pm

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Brakeless singlespeed
Approaches the intersection
Parts go to kitchen



tortuga_veloce
03.25.09 - 2:12 pm

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this haiku is so

good that ima post it twice

wat u kno bout that



PC
03.25.09 - 2:14 pm

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this haiku is so

good that ima post it twice

wat u kno bout that



PC
03.25.09 - 2:15 pm

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How nice it would be
For ktown to drop Fitty
To be like Roadblock



tortuga_veloce
03.25.09 - 2:15 pm

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I can't write haikus
I am so full
of fail



imachynna
03.25.09 - 2:16 pm

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I'm such a baller
On forum with blackberry
At work. "You're fired" fuck



tortuga_veloce
03.25.09 - 2:19 pm

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I'm such a baller
On forum with blackberry
At work. "You're fired" fuck



tortuga_veloce
03.25.09 - 2:20 pm

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forum troll lover
make lulz on the internets
immaculate hair



canadienne
03.25.09 - 2:20 pm

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chynna my friend you
can do it seriously, see
wikipedia





trickmilla
03.25.09 - 2:21 pm

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Editors remorse
That wasn't very good
Posted twice, Too bad



tortuga_veloce
03.25.09 - 2:23 pm

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I'm honorable

Me? I'm just the best guy here

Please, don't tell me twice.



Graham
03.25.09 - 2:24 pm

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born to chase knittens
now i can do so much more
clowning ktown thugs



oodlesofpoodles
03.25.09 - 2:28 pm

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please do me favor
run over oodles-poodles
or im gonna puke



Joe Borfo
03.25.09 - 2:33 pm

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omg i love
haikus! this is fucking rad.
but i run out of . . .



mikeywally
03.25.09 - 2:34 pm

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getting away with
spamming the forums again
RBI outs me



black_randy
03.25.09 - 2:36 pm

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Graham is a
classy guy
but he knows



imachynna
03.25.09 - 2:43 pm

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goddammit chynna

even tho ur underage

ima crack ur skull



PC
03.25.09 - 2:48 pm

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da da da da da

da da da da da da da

da da da like that



PC
03.25.09 - 2:49 pm

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westsiders are mad
there is no subway for you
venice takes you home



ruinedbyidiots
03.25.09 - 2:49 pm

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It's manicure time
my cuticles are so dry
how u get so dry?



canadienne
03.25.09 - 2:50 pm

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fuck u rbi

why u gotta fan the flames

least they ride bikes home



PC
03.25.09 - 2:52 pm

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apricot lotion
hydrates cuticles real good
oh yeah, just like that



canadienne
03.25.09 - 2:53 pm

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I'm happier now
PC's back to rhyme about
friends and enemies



tortuga_veloce
03.25.09 - 2:54 pm

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pc please crack
my skull in
like a seatpost



imachynna
03.25.09 - 2:56 pm

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that fool is so whack
he needs to get a life
torta-veloce



Joe Borfo
03.25.09 - 2:58 pm

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shut yo mouf PC
too many number 1 fans
make you a d-bag



canadienne
03.25.09 - 2:59 pm

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I agree PC
RBI is very soft
Must use lotion too



tortuga_veloce
03.25.09 - 2:59 pm

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Fuck haikus dammit
I'm addicted to MR
I can't get work done



larsenf
03.25.09 - 3:01 pm

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aw crap, back to work
sometimes i forget i'm here
do not deport me



canadienne
03.25.09 - 3:03 pm

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Liz should take Tyler
down to justice o' the peace
then he'll be yo bitch



Joe Borfo
03.25.09 - 3:09 pm

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these haikus are short
let's do shakespeare sonnets now
ready? 1, 2, 3...



neverclever
03.25.09 - 3:13 pm

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Oh, I get it now.

I'm a little slow at these.

Do not burn me please.





bentstrider
03.25.09 - 3:13 pm

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iambic pentameter FTW!



Joe Borfo
03.25.09 - 3:14 pm

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no i must protest

i would still be a douchebag

even w/ no fans



PC
03.25.09 - 3:15 pm

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work is for jerks
donuts are for cops
tonight I get drunk
on BARCHOPZ


YEAH!



Roadblock
03.25.09 - 3:23 pm

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i return for more
where did my producer go?
i need instrukshuns



canadienne
03.25.09 - 3:30 pm

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fuck the haiku format
shit was made for twitter
all that work on myspace
got foos bitter



Roadblock
03.25.09 - 3:32 pm

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There once was a douche bag named Russell,
who rode his red fixie to Hustle.
He challenged some guy,
whose fake name was "i",
but somehow he pulled a groin muscle.



Joe Borfo
03.25.09 - 3:32 pm

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LOOKS AT ME I TYPE IN ALL CAPS
THIS BITCH TALK SHIT
MADE ME LOSE OUT ON MAD NAPS
COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU FOOS
PUFFING CHEST OUT ON TEH INTERWEBZ




Roadblock
03.25.09 - 3:35 pm

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5 SEVEN 5 IS

FOR A STRAIGHT BITCH SHIT ASS HOE

USE MANY SILLYBALLS AS YOU FOOS PLEEZ



Roadblock
03.25.09 - 3:41 pm

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i'm a crazy foo yo, talkin' shit, yo,
dawgz u don't kno what up in 'ere crackin'
u want ta bring it come to k-town ho!
we will give u a bit of lip smackin'!
cookin' up some mad bulgogi beef holmes
extra onions or else it will taste shite
with a side of rice and a hit of stonez
i bring korean flavors and hite
yo soy is bringing the coals and the grill
dain 1 is makin' da tite marinade
nite ridah gotz paper plates so jus chill!
i'm bringin' da beef too so we can fade!
we be keeping it real in k-town dog
then we break out chop stickz and smoke da fog



neverclever
03.25.09 - 3:45 pm

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oh i thought this was
not about poetry but
haiku the OS



vor
03.25.09 - 3:46 pm

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there once was a website of Riders
who spun over the city like spiders
they carried u-locks
and argued with cops
defending the east and westsiders



canadienne
03.25.09 - 3:47 pm

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APPLAUSE



Joe Borfo
03.25.09 - 3:51 pm

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what is this i see
ridazz playing on the boards
and not riding bikes

must be Midnight Riazz
i love you gais!



bondink
03.25.09 - 3:54 pm

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STEAL BOF YOU MAVICS
LIFT YO SEAT AND BOF LIGHTS TOO
WHAT UP WHAT IT DO



Roadblock
03.25.09 - 4:08 pm

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a haiku it is not
but your poem gets mad props
dot dot dot dot dots



trickmilla
03.25.09 - 7:16 pm

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PC aint da g yo
we thoght he be makin
faces like me see?

~8)



User1
03.25.09 - 7:34 pm

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I wrote some haikus
about wolfpack while in class
I hope you like them



la duderina
03.25.09 - 7:50 pm

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See all of LA
How most people never will
Wolfpack Hustle Ride



la duderina
03.25.09 - 7:50 pm

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LA can't hold us
Eastside Westside North and South
This is Wolfpack, foo



la duderina
03.25.09 - 7:50 pm

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Empty street at night
White lights quickly approaching
Wolves out on the hunt



la duderina
03.25.09 - 7:51 pm

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I wrote some gansta haiku on huntn wolves

I hope u lik dem



The smell of wolves in the air
gona get me anoda smelly mutts
right btween da eye





User1
03.25.09 - 8:22 pm

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flash of darkness out da corner
of mi ei, BLAM BLAM BLAM
it dead




User1
03.25.09 - 8:23 pm

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crashing threw da streets
lik a craze coyotee
BLAM it slow



User1
03.25.09 - 8:23 pm

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set mi trap on da curb
one tecate beer
i got all night, all night



User1
03.25.09 - 8:25 pm

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callin out lik a bitch in heat
da gona be runnin soon
time ta lock n load, im a lockin and loadin



User1
03.25.09 - 8:27 pm

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the cold nigh air blowing south
head bobbin to da beat of gansta rap
thinkin bout da weekend it gona be



User1
03.25.09 - 8:30 pm

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That one was for me, it had nothing to do with wolves, sorry.




User1
03.25.09 - 8:30 pm

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talented is PC
duderina sings of wolves
user1 is here too



tortuga_veloce
03.25.09 - 9:10 pm

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shit....

allan is here too.

aw fuck it. i cant count



tortuga_veloce
03.25.09 - 9:11 pm

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I am too gangster
for your fake gangsta typin
keep it real homie.



la duderina
03.25.09 - 9:54 pm

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Watts at 1 am
The pack pulling away quick
Adrenaline rush.



la duderina
03.25.09 - 10:02 pm

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first night on wolfpack
im going to learn to be fast
dropped at the first turn



tortuga_veloce
03.25.09 - 11:16 pm

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Dear PC,

I only recently, as in an hour ago, realized that your recent posts to the R2RRRR Poker Ride Google Group are written in gangsta haiku.

I laughed and laughed and laughed. Out loud, even.

Thanks,
Katie



katiepoche
03.26.09 - 12:36 am

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pedal pedal shift
pedal pedal pedal shift
fixies fall behind




onelessfixie
03.26.09 - 12:47 am

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First night on Wolfpack
Rode out on a foolish whim
Rode home on duct tape.






la duderina
03.26.09 - 12:56 am

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fuck school. street life, son.
i jack bikes and fuck hynaz.
mom, quiero plata.



coldcut
03.26.09 - 2:34 am

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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.



Stomachache
03.26.09 - 3:44 pm

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w0|R||)



_iJunes
09.10.09 - 3:16 pm

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Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha I
See what you did there



PC
responding to a comment by _iJunes
09.10.09 - 3:24 pm

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You think you may have
seen what I have done but I
haven't done shit yet.



_iJunes
responding to a comment by PC
09.10.09 - 3:26 pm

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OH, HOW FUCKING CUTE

YOU GAISE ARE LIKE BONDING NOW

GIVE ME A BISCUIT



Joe Borfo
responding to a comment by PC
09.10.09 - 3:40 pm

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*GASP*

la duderina
responding to a comment by PC
09.10.09 - 3:50 pm

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shit she just fainted
someone should probably go
and help her out now.



_iJunes
responding to a comment by la duderina
09.10.09 - 3:51 pm

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I warned you about high expectations.



Joe Borfo
responding to a comment by la duderina
09.10.09 - 3:52 pm

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i warned you about sensibility. take that shit to bikeforums

mr.com we talking madddd shiizzle yo



_iJunes
responding to a comment by Joe Borfo
09.10.09 - 3:56 pm

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Trying to conceal

Excitement in library

Is difficult, man.



la duderina
09.10.09 - 3:58 pm

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Joe Borfo
responding to a comment by _iJunes
09.10.09 - 4:01 pm

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don't get your panties
all wet. although if you did
you live down the street



_iJunes
responding to a comment by la duderina
09.10.09 - 4:01 pm

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that's the borfo i remember.

the kind of borfo that used to encourage my wrecklessness.



_iJunes
responding to a comment by Joe Borfo
09.10.09 - 4:02 pm

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the groaning is heard

reverberating off walls

#secretpandasex



Joe Borfo
responding to a comment by la duderina
09.10.09 - 4:10 pm

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the pandas have sex
high on eucalyptus leaves
they keeps it secret



canadienne
responding to a comment by Joe Borfo
09.10.09 - 4:13 pm

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inside twitter joke
might frighten away PC
so i take it back



canadienne
09.10.09 - 4:17 pm

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I like to write as if
I'm writing a Haiku, but I'm actually not
I'm just annoying.



merrickx
09.10.09 - 5:07 pm

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hey i kind of see
what you were doing right there.
supposed to be me?



_iJunes
responding to a comment by merrickx
09.10.09 - 5:24 pm

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always be weary

spiraldemon URLs

never can be good.



larsenf
responding to a comment by Joe Borfo
09.10.09 - 8:05 pm

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Lindsey is
quite relieved
she got her Pee back



User1
09.11.09 - 1:31 am

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laughing my ass off

L-O-Ling on the floor

That was funny. Yeah.



la duderina
responding to a comment by merrickx
09.11.09 - 11:32 am

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I'm bumping this thread
Because I felt like writing
a Haiku poem



ToddAlmighty
01.21.10 - 11:08 am

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I see you PC

I see you down there lurking

Why don't you post more?



shotgunBOOMBOOM
01.21.10 - 4:25 pm

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Fuk the rainin'n'
Mah track shooz ez complainin'
I'm soaked to my brianinin





trickmilla
01.21.10 - 4:50 pm

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Haiku are subtle.
People ignore the purpose.
Art dies over time.



outerspace
01.21.10 - 5:13 pm

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got rickrolled in thread
haiku poem fun, bikes better
buth this is MR


...

dot com



FuzzBeast
01.21.10 - 7:42 pm

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the rainy days suck,
want to ride so hard it hurts
please come smoke me out



FuzzBeast
01.21.10 - 7:44 pm

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sitting with a beer
watching the rain fall slowly
wishing for a jay.



FuzzBeast
01.21.10 - 7:50 pm

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listen to the wu:

trees sway while the sky brings rain

freestyle to nature






July
01.21.10 - 8:20 pm

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+10



outerspace
responding to a comment by July
01.21.10 - 9:11 pm

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rain rain go away
come again another day
who knew it's Haiku



ToddAlmighty
01.22.10 - 10:19 am

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dont chill with newark

he will fucking narc on you

he's really a cop




andres84
09.12.12 - 11:42 am

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bike gangster haiku
fucken bike gangster haiku
bike gangster haiku



PC
responding to a comment by andres84
09.12.12 - 10:36 pm

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Thread back from the dead
haikus are addictive yo
lets keep it alive



kaikaisampsy
03.18.13 - 10:00 pm

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Haikus positive
yes but we still like to watch
heads roll on the street



alicestrong
03.19.13 - 3:03 pm

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