Recipes
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trickmilla at 11.25.08 - 1:54 pm
Recipes?
Hell Yeah!
Lets face it, our food and our drink are our fuel.
We are as addicted to that stuff as a Hummer is to dead dinosaurs.
All recipes welcome.
To make things easy, you may want to indicate if it is vegan, veggie, or omni.
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PEANUT BUTTER ICE CREAM SANDWICH SANDWICH
In order of appearance from top to bottom:
1 Slice White Bread
Peanut Butter
Ice Cream Sandwich
Peanut Butter
1 Slice White Bread
Scarf, ride, repeat.
SKIDMARCUS11.25.08 - 2:03 pm
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oh man dont get me started!!!
funanu11.25.08 - 2:06 pm
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you should also add RBI's amazing drink recipes to this list.
brassknuckle11.25.08 - 2:07 pm
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i just ate one of your sandwhich's and let me tell you...
imma be feeling delicious for a week.
theshues11.25.08 - 2:08 pm
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three cups of broth (whether chicken, beef, pork, or vegetable)
two packages of ramen (noodles only)
one package of extra firm tofu
half a bag of frozen vegetables
hot sauce
combine all ingredients except for noodles into a crock pot and cook for 4 hours. sometime during hour 3, add the noodles. cover with hot sauce and eat.
ruinedbyidiots11.25.08 - 2:09 pm
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Hey! I make a sammich like that one up there, but like this:
Ingredients:
2 slices bread
chocolate magic shell
peanut butter
marshmallow cream
Now do this:
1. Freeze bread
2. Coat bread with magic shell - inside, outside, or both
3. Spread peanut butter on one piece of bread
4. Spread marshmallow cream on the other
5. Assemble
6. Devour!
kryxtanicole11.25.08 - 2:10 pm
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POST THE SOMETHING CAMEL TOE RECIPE.
Joe Borfo11.25.08 - 2:11 pm
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Southern Peach Cobbler
8 fresh peaches - peeled, pitted and sliced into thin wedges
1/4 cup white sugar
1/4 cup brown sugar
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
2 teaspoons cornstarch
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 cup white sugar
1/4 cup brown sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
6 tablespoons unsalted butter, chilled and cut into small pieces
1/4 cup boiling water
MIX TOGETHER:
3 tablespoons white sugar
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
Preheat oven to 425 degrees
In a large bowl, combine peaches, 1/4 cup white sugar, 1/4 cup brown sugar, 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon, nutmeg, lemon juice, and cornstarch. Toss to coat evenly, and pour into a 2 quart baking dish. Bake in preheated oven for 10 minutes
Meanwhile, in a large bowl, combine flour, 1/4 cup white sugar, 1/4 cup brown sugar, baking powder, and salt. Blend in butter with your fingertips, or a pastry blender, until mixture resembles coarse meal. Stir in water until just combined
Remove peaches from oven, and drop spoonfuls of topping over them. Sprinkle entire cobbler with the sugar and cinnamon mixture. Bake until topping is golden, about 30 minutes
MOM_RIDAZ42011.25.08 - 2:11 pm
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oh shit, dan! i forgot all about VOLLEYBALL ON A SUNDAY.
Volleyball on Sunday =
mixed drink invented by RBI
YOU NEED:
2 CUPS CHEAP PORT WINE
2 SHOTS OF JAGERMEISTER
3 CUPS OF V8 SPLASH
1 NERD ROPE
ICE
BLENDER
blend it up and drink it. blend the nerd rope too.
garnish with a blue sour straw if you have one.
brassknuckle
01.11.08 - 12:12 am
great stuff to combat that hangover on sunday morning.
ruinedbyidiots11.25.08 - 2:14 pm
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pft, all of you are forgetting the most important ingredient,
L O V E
dannyzuko11.25.08 - 2:18 pm
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Mexican Camel Toe:
You will need:
1 Large Flour Tortilla
Peanut Butter
Grated Cheddar Cheese
Diced Pepperoncinis
Spread Peanut Butter on the tortilla. Add pepperoncinis and grated cheese, wrap like a burrito and eat. It's great on camping trips.
brassknuckle11.25.08 - 2:21 pm
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@dan
mexican camel toe, the greatest name ever.
thumbs down for mixture of peanut butter and pepperocinis.
:(
sounds like a gut bomb.
KiMS111.25.08 - 2:41 pm
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i wasn't the one who named it or created it. I can't take credit for either. It is suprisingly tasty. No one believes it until they try it.
brassknuckle11.25.08 - 2:44 pm
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quick tuna wraps
1 can of tuna
dollop of mayo
fresh spinach
diced tomatoes
shredded/grated cheese of choice
pepper
tortillas
mix up tuna, mayo, and add pepper.
layer spinach and tomatos on tortillas, then scoop on tuna.
top with cheese
eat.
KiMS111.25.08 - 2:45 pm
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@dan
the mix of pepperocinis and peanut butter,
is it like how its fucking way good to eat pancakes and a salty ass piece of sausage in one bite?
does the saltiness and sweetness make a flavor explosion in ur mouth and makes ur eyes bleed?
is it that good?!
KiMS111.25.08 - 2:48 pm
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You have to be really stoned to appreciate and enjoy a Mexican Camel Toe.
Joe Borfo11.25.08 - 2:50 pm
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@mike, it's definitely the salty sweet thing that makes it good.
and borfo, you don't need to be stoned. you'll just eat more of them when stoned. They are tasty sober.
brassknuckle11.25.08 - 2:52 pm
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yellow mustard, ritz crackers and regular budweiser.
ha!
KiMS111.25.08 - 2:55 pm
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Hey! I make a sammich like that one up there, but like this:
Ingredients:
2 slices bread
chocolate magic shell
peanut butter
marshmallow cream
kryxtanicole
11.25.08 - 5:10 pm
ooo Frozen Fluffer Nutter!!! That sounds good! I make fluffer nutters pretty much every day, which is basically the ingredients outlined above sans freezing and chocolate syrup. DE-LISH. I'm definitely going to try this one though
la duderina11.25.08 - 2:55 pm
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I can haz wider chair? k tanks bai!
and gabby, fluffernutters are amazing.
I need to find some smuckers marshmallow creme, it's the only one that's vegan. I havent had a fluffernutter in WAY too long.
They're best toasted so that the contents are dripping out like sweet tasty lava.
FuzzBeast11.25.08 - 3:03 pm
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actually fluffer nutters aren't very fattening at all
la duderina11.25.08 - 3:06 pm
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and yesss, I'm totally going to toast it one time too, that sounds goo-licious.
la duderina11.25.08 - 3:07 pm
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And Fuzzbeast, what the hell is not vegan about a fucking marshmellow? It's sugar!
Joe Borfo11.25.08 - 3:08 pm
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LOL...and I'm not gabby either. if you were referring to me which I'm assuming you were but we all know what that does.
la duderina11.25.08 - 3:09 pm
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being vegan sounds like a huge pain in the ass
la duderina11.25.08 - 3:15 pm
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@duderina
dating a vegan is a huge pain in the ass.
KiMS111.25.08 - 3:17 pm
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also some uses egg whites to whip marshmallows...
cancerchick11.25.08 - 3:19 pm
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kims - thanks for the advice.
no vegans for me.
I wonder what it would be like dating a freegan. It would be cheap at least.
la duderina11.25.08 - 3:32 pm
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@ duderina
freegans!!! hahaha!
dumpster diving with your lover!!!
my old ex was vegan and she was and still is a sweet heart but holy shit, i can never eat anything with her.
and vegan restaurants are kind of expensive.
the food was always good, just finding a cheaply priced place was hard.
now, raw vegans, i mean what the fuck? really? kudos to you bc i would kill myself if all my food had to be raw.
KiMS111.25.08 - 3:36 pm
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hahaa reminds me of that seinfeld episode - after Elaine's boyfriend finds a rarity in the donut shop dumpster:
"you are the bear claw in the garbage bag that is my life"
la duderina11.25.08 - 3:39 pm
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Brain Hemorrhage:
1/2 tsp grenadine
1 tsp irish creme
1 oz. peach schnapps
Pour the peach schnapps and then slowly pour the irish creme without mixing. The creme will clump together and settle at the bottom of the schnapps. Pour the grenadine over the creme to complete the drink.
kryxtanicole11.25.08 - 4:34 pm
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@duderina
last weekend at some party, i found a half full cup of some sort of concoction. i drank it. it got me uber drunk. i felt ashamed afterwards.
KiMS111.25.08 - 4:37 pm
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i will vouch for the camel toe recipe... i dont like pepperocinis or cheese yet somehow i crave the camel toe of the mexicans....wait... now allow me to introduce to you the persian mooseknuckle...
-slather one pita wrap with delicious hummus, then fill with sliced banana, macadamia nuts, tomatos, lettuce, and artichoke hearts... i know it sounds as wierd as the camel toe but trust me!
widowmaker11.25.08 - 11:49 pm
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that sounds perfectly good minus the banana...
canadienne11.26.08 - 12:00 am
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icecream penut butter sandwich sounds frkn nasty
as my expereince has shown me when my mom used ot leave me alone without making me any food resulting in my scavening everthing...
that sandwich will make you more hungry. plus its all simple sugars anyway.
<3ty breakfast
2 boiled eggs
2 pieces of toast with butter
2 boiled hotdogs/weiner
1 green bell pepper. thats a breakfast
ghetto benedict arnold
1 fried egg
1 cooked meat patty
1 toast with butter
something very simple for later
cook whole bunch of pasta fridge leftoever
when you want to snack sprinke some hard chedder and nuke it for it to melt. good stuff. goes down great with diet soda
aksendz11.26.08 - 12:03 am
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i just made this right now
VEGAN BACON TOAST
2 SLICES OF TOAST
BACON SALT (http://www.baconsalt.com/)
EARTH BALANCE
TOAST THAT SHIT, SPREAD THAT SHIT, SPRINKLE THAT SHIT TO TASTE. BACON. TOAST. BACON TOAST.
bacon salt is quite possibly the best invention known to man, and its vegan.
patrickviolence11.26.08 - 12:04 am
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non vegan version
BACON TOAST
BACON
BUTTER
TOAST
FRY THAT SHIT, TOAST THAT SHIT, BUTTER THAT BACON AND SPREAD THAT SHIT. BACON TOAST BLOWIN EVERBODY'S MIND
patrickviolence11.26.08 - 12:09 am
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www.foodgeeks.com
I used to pull recipes from this site and create some great dishes. They could be complex but the instructions were pretty straight forward and created some really great foodz. I miss having enough money to cook, I made a great turkey two years ago, so good.
franz11.26.08 - 4:05 am
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When I was a kid I used to make a "Hawaiian" variation of Bacon Toast.
Portuguese Sausage Sandwich:
Fried Portugese Sausage
Toasted Kings Hawaiian Sweet Bread
Butter
trickmilla11.26.08 - 8:32 am
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By the way the inspiration for starting this thread came from yesterday's lunch. I made it, I passed out, woke up and there was like 40 posts ... weee.
Yesterday's Lunch:
Chicken Mole Arroz
- Leftover Chicken Mole Negro (mine came from Mi Lindo Oaxaca)
- rice
- olive oil
- water
1. heat some olive oil in a pan with a lid
2. add left over chicken (stripped from the bone) and mole sauce ... get it bublin'.
3. add a cup of rice.
4. once the ride is nice and black add two cups of water.
5. bring to a boil, reduce heat, and cover.
6. Serve with Tapitio and cheese (i used greek feta but anything will do).
Enjoy!
trickmilla11.26.08 - 8:41 am
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The Old Man's Breakfast:
In a 24-oz (3 cup) container:
* Fill 3/4 full with mixed cut fruit (5 LB pack from Costco good for almost a week)
* 4 to 8 non-sorbate prunes (Trader Joes has them, not gooky)
Top off with:
* Sliced toasted almonds
* Walnut bits
* Handful of Pomegranite Arils (one Pom good for maybe 3 days)
Drizzle with balsamic vinegar
Overfill with your favorite yogurt (can't add too much when there isn't room)
Standing over sink, eat it down until you can mix it without spilling anything. Add more yogurt to fill the voids.
Sit down, put legs up on breakfast table, towel on shirt and enjoy the rest.
OverTheHill12.2.08 - 7:08 am
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Road Kill Smoothie:
Road Kill (Check the bike lanes for this)
Peanut butter
Blender
Blend all ingredients until creamy.
Lizzard12.2.08 - 8:12 am
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