Pick up lines!
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pporras at 01.9.09 - 1:15 pm
Hey baby i lost my phone # can i have yours?
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Hey baby ill bet you 50 bucks youll turn me down!
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Hey baby, you know what looks good on you?
ME!!
User101.9.09 - 1:16 pm
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hey want to go on a pokemon themed bike ride with me?
robin swabin01.9.09 - 1:23 pm
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you dont happen to work at the ups do you? because i swear i saw you checking out my package.
ruinedbyidiots01.9.09 - 1:25 pm
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do you live in the toilet? because youre the shit~!
Sty01.9.09 - 1:30 pm
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Hey baby, are those things natural (then after face gets slapped) I was talking about your beautiful long eyelashes.
pporras01.9.09 - 1:44 pm
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Want to go out for pizza and a ________?
What, you dont like pizza?
pporras01.9.09 - 1:54 pm
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LOL here ya go.......
http://www.pickuphelp.com/
User101.9.09 - 1:57 pm
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Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over!
pporras01.9.09 - 1:59 pm
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LOL thanks
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
pporras01.9.09 - 2:02 pm
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
coldcut01.9.09 - 2:04 pm
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damn girl do you work at subway? cuz ur giving me a foot long!
funanu01.9.09 - 2:05 pm
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i was about to go masturbate and i need a name to go with your face..
asparagus01.9.09 - 3:04 pm
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That shirt looks very becoming on you....of course if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
supa01.9.09 - 3:09 pm
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the details are sketchy cos it was a while ago, but a wise man by the name of Roadblock once gave me advice that has stuck to me to this day, and quite honestly, it works like a charm.
just be yourself and invite a girl for a picnic where you'll dine on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. you can say it however you please, but you have to mention "picnic" and "peanut butter and jelly sandwiches."
trust, it makes a woman melt.
coldcut01.9.09 - 3:09 pm
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I wonder if women have any pick up lines for the men?
pporras01.9.09 - 3:28 pm
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why you have to blow up my stilos? coldcut!!
hahah ok I gues I have to go back to the "lets have an NBA child" line for now....
Roadblock01.9.09 - 4:11 pm
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Is that an IRO? What's your ratio?
PC01.9.09 - 5:24 pm
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what's the difference between jam and jelly?
Roadblock01.9.09 - 5:29 pm
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what's the difference between jam and jelly?
Not...sure...whether...to...go...there...
PC01.9.09 - 5:34 pm
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I had a nastier one, but never mind.
PC01.9.09 - 5:41 pm
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Holy shit funanu thats a good one!!!
My favorite one was hey baby are you a lesbian? NO!!:D Well can I interest you in a foot long? HAHA I was Rolling on the floor, Really that one almost worked:D
puglife01.9.09 - 6:08 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4
pporras01.9.09 - 6:11 pm
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OK this is one girls can give to guys (but only guys who are police, firemen, paramedics ext.)
"So, if i wanna get a hold of you, i just call 911, right?"
ZombiesGotMyTongue01.9.09 - 7:14 pm
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oh oh oh oh! i just remembered the WORST pick up line i ever got.
I'm riding passed a bunch of skate boarders and one of the guys goes, "DAYUMN!!! Hey baby, I got a fixed gear!!!!"
SWARE ON MY LIFE. it was ridiculous! but hilarious... to me.
ZombiesGotMyTongue01.9.09 - 7:17 pm
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maybe he actually had a fixed gear
aksendz01.9.09 - 7:20 pm
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i'd like to pedal you non stop.
aksendz01.9.09 - 7:21 pm
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even if he did it was still a lame pick up line. hahah
"DAYUM!!! hey baby, nice schwinn!" would have made me stop. hahah
ZombiesGotMyTongue01.9.09 - 7:25 pm
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another one for girls to give to guys....
"i have a flat... can u pump it for me?" ::squeeze boobs together and pout::
or
pump our own tube. i'm sure guys around these parts would find that more attractive.
ZombiesGotMyTongue01.9.09 - 7:32 pm
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anyone whos ever waited tables has got this one "you dropped your name tag" then they hand you a "sugar" packet
widowmaker01.10.09 - 12:37 am
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why you have to blow up my stilos? coldcut!!
hahah ok I gues I have to go back to the "lets have an NBA child" line for now....
Roadblock
01.9.09 - 7:11 pm
my bad! i had to share the knowledge, haha. besides, it's all about the presentation!
coldcut01.10.09 - 11:57 am
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Who needs pickup lines when you could just ramble on like I!!!!
bentstrider01.10.09 - 12:06 pm
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ohhh, you get some nice legs !!!
What time do they open ???
i know i'm not a flintstone, but i can make you BedRock !!!!
skano01.10.09 - 12:14 pm
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*pull out my crappy phone*
"Don't worry baby, I take care of old things."
aksendz01.10.09 - 12:24 pm
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I invited a guy for PB&J once. didn't work.
la duderina01.10.09 - 12:27 pm
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So I invited him for grilled cheese. and that worked
la duderina01.10.09 - 12:29 pm
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"DAYUMN!!! Hey baby, I got a fixed gear!!!!"
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would love someone to try that on me!
la duderina01.10.09 - 12:45 pm
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this works every time
"I put on my robe and wizards hat..."
aksendz01.10.09 - 1:00 pm
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aren't you the poster boy for erectile dysfunction?
la duderina01.10.09 - 4:35 pm
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"Hey cutee, lets me and you make a Wolfpack child" hahaha damn,I think it only works for "NBA" child....
Roadblock01.10.09 - 4:38 pm
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well if you were this guy it would work both ways
la duderina01.10.09 - 4:40 pm
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"you dont happen to work at the ups do you? because i swear i saw you checking out my package."
"Nice shoes, lets fuck".
LMAO!. Srsly.
Arent you that one guy I saved back in 'nam.?
I've given that one out a couple of times. Seems to confuse and intrigue men. lol
Tarmonster.01.10.09 - 5:29 pm
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Poster boy for erectile dysfunction.
+1010101010101010!
Tarmonster.01.10.09 - 5:32 pm
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Mi nalgas es firme gracias a todo este andar en bicicleta. vienen comprobar a cabo hermana.
Roadblock01.10.09 - 5:34 pm
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"just be yourself and invite a girl for a picnic where you'll dine on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. you can say it however you please, but you have to mention "picnic" and "peanut butter and jelly sandwiches."
trust, it makes a woman melt.
coldcut
01.9.09 - 6:09 pm"
it's been generally discussed that non-americans hate peanut butter and/or jelly. i ditto that.
soso01.11.09 - 2:26 pm
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"Do you have kids?"
soso01.11.09 - 2:27 pm
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"DAYYYUUMMM GIRL, LEMME GETCHYO DIGITS."
"DDDDAAAAAYYYYUM GIRL, LEMME GETCHYO MAHSPACE."
imachynna01.11.09 - 2:38 pm
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The Fixie Thing Seems to work less and less everyday, for everyday there is a new fixie on the road. I remember showing up to a party all sweaty and out of breath and then a girl asking "Oh, you biked here?" and i'd say "yeah but its no big deal i ride my bike everywhere" then she'd tell me how awesome it is then i'd say something about "Yeah, i ride fixed" then they'd ask what fixed was and then id refer to my MR Forum Fixed Vs Geared notes and i'd explain some of the subtle differences and then i'd lie and tell her i dont have a front break and teach her how to skid and by then she'd allready drunken 6 beers and by that time usually they'd think i was pretty Gnarly and then i wouldn't have to try so hard after that point.
DavidArchey01.11.09 - 2:51 pm
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If a guy came at me with a fixed gear come on, what would happen would resemble precisely this episode of Seinfeld where George hits on this woman by telling her he is writing a sitcom.
The scene goes something like this:
George: I am a writer
Woman: Oh yeah what do you write?
George: Right now I'm working on a sitcom
Woman: A
sitcom?! Ugh, how can you write that crap?!
Hey (to her friend), this guys writing a SITCOM!!
Woman's friend: A SITCOM?!!
Both burst out in hysterical laughter
Woman: Yeah a SITCOM!! and he actually tried to use it...TO HIT ON ME!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA
more hysterical laughter from the women as they leave. George sits there like an idiot.
If you replace "sitcom" with fixed gear, "writing/write" with riding/ride, that would be my reaction.
fixies. HAHAHHA I'm at the library and this guy JUST rode by on a fixie on the sidewalk. LORD when will it end??!!!
la duderina01.11.09 - 3:24 pm
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Fixie guys take fixing pretty seriously, i was riding to a friends house and ran into a relative along the way and they said "hey i have some money for you" so i couldn't help but stop, jump up on the curb and walk my bike down the sidewalk with them to stop at the store so that they could get change for me and this fixie kid rides by and i casually looked back to see if it was somebody i knew and he gave me the dirtiest fixed gear look and then did a couple of his little skids and then road off into the distance, there were no words exchanged, it happend within seconds but it still got the worst vibes in the world from this kid, kind of like the old days when people used to skateboard and if one skater thought he was more bad ass than you he'd call you a poser, maybe he didnt like my break or something. i dont know, to me he looked like a little kid so i wasnt too intimidated, but it was pretty funny. oh and the fixie thing only works on girls that dont know shit about bikes.
DavidArchey01.11.09 - 3:52 pm
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"dirtiest fixed gear look and did a couple of his little skids"
L M A OOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wish I was there so I could have thrown my shoe at him.
I think one TRIED to hit on me once on a ride a while ago, but he couldn't keep up with me.
la duderina01.11.09 - 4:06 pm
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la duderina,
A great line to give them is,
"hey I know a great mechanic that can fix that thing for you."
User101.11.09 - 5:30 pm
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"Hey Baby, what has 300 some odd teeth and holds back a monsater?"
---what---
"my zipper"
TheRaquel01.12.09 - 10:38 am
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hhahahaa User1!!!!
and I must say, that pic of the trail at the top of the thread looks GNARLY FUN. I want to ride that shit.
la duderina01.12.09 - 11:09 am
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BOO YEAH and I was also the 69th post on the pick up line thread.
hehe
la duderina01.12.09 - 11:10 am
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"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"
Mr. Raymond01.12.09 - 11:15 am
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"Ma'am, I'm lost. Could you take me home???"
bentstrider01.12.09 - 11:20 am
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@Imachynna
"DDDDAAAAAYYYYUM GIRL, LEMME GETCHYO FACEBOOK."
TheRaquel01.12.09 - 2:18 pm
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Yo neighbor! You know who this is! yep! LOL! sssssshhhhhhh
pporras01.12.09 - 3:06 pm
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""Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?""
HAHAHAHAHA
Roadblock01.12.09 - 3:07 pm
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hey sexy, are you tired? cuz you been runnin through my mind all night.
la duderina01.12.09 - 3:22 pm
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"do doves cry? cause I'm writhing in pain right now."
Roadblock01.12.09 - 4:44 pm
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"hey. wanna fuck?"
i've tried this one... for shits and giggles...
and it almost worked.
GodLovesUgly01.12.09 - 5:10 pm
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