Dazed&Confused Presents: Messed Up Mondayz
02.17.14
Welcome to another D&C moment where you will find yourself stuck in the Twilight Zone in a series of misunderstood drunks and god forsaking flying vultures trying to get a piece of that Angus beef!!
This weeks ride will be lead by Dennis a.k.a Dennis Menace!
IT'S GOING TO BE FREEZING LIKE A DOG HAVING HIS NUT-SACK STUCK ON THE PORCH!
SO COME PREPAIRD AND BE READY!
Meet Up:
Vermont/Sunset
7:30-8:30p
Things to bring:
Tools/Tubes
Beer
A good working bike
Weed
Money
Heroin
Sound bike(If possible)
and positive vibrations
KEEP THE SWERVING TO A MINIMAL!
**!!THEIRS ALWAYS A BEER STOP!!**
**STAY BEHIND THE LEADERS**
iF YOU START SMASHING THE LEADER
WILL CALL OUT A RANDOM TURN..SO DON'T BRING
YOUR HUSTLE GO TO WOLF-PACK HUSTLE OR CYCLONES WHERE YOU
WILL FIND OUT IF YOUR REALLY FAST**
(NOBODY LIKES A SHOWOFF)
Things to listen/call out:
LEFT TURN
RIGHT TURN
CAR LEFT
CAR RIGHT
Bag Of Weed!
POT HOLES
RIDERS BACK
DRUNK DRIVER
VAGINA!
Things not to bring/do:
NO TAGGING!(we are not about that so do that shit on your own time)
GETTING BUTT HURT(we fuck around alot so no getting butt hurt)
STEALING FROM STORES(grow-up)
BAD VIBRATION
COCK-BLOCKING
NOR CHEAP HEROIN
Ok one more thing to point out!
We know that we all get drunk and we party out but please people don't get SO drunk that you can't ride home and we have to call a taxi for you. But all I ask is to know your limits and keep the swerving to a minimal.
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