C.R.A.N.K. MOB
01.19.08
EVERY FIRST SATURDAY AFTER THE THIRD FRIDAY
MEAT TIME: 9.30pm - VEGGIE TIME: 10.00pm!!!
Sawtelle Blvd & La Grange Ave.
this ride is the first ride of the rest of your life this ride is the first ride of the rest of your life this ride is the first ride of the rest of your life
For one day in the month YOU CAN BE A STAR! Become the life of the party and experience wealth and power beyond your wildest dreams! Don't miss this exciting opportunity to lose unwanted weight and tighten those abs! That's right! It slices! It dices! It tears shit up! It's C.R.A.N.K. MOB! Watch how C.R.A.N.K. MOB clears up this stained carpet ALMOST INSTANTLY! Suffer from acne or bad skin? NO PROBLEM! With a generous application of C.R.A.N.K. MOB, you'll start feeling young and beautiful all over again! Your partner(s) will THANK YOU! Are you tired of worrying about staying on top of your credit card and loan payments? C.R.A.N.K. MOB's easy three step debt consolidation program will help you find the road to financial freedom! And yes, C.R.A.N.K. MOB will also help get rid of pesky rodents and unwanted family members! All of these incredible features can be yours for five easy payments of zero dollars. BUT WAIT! Call now and I'll throw in a second C.R.A.N.K. MOB ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's right, two C.R.A.N.K. MOB's for the price of one! AND THAT'S NOT ALL! I'll also throw in a special C.R.A.N.K. MOB Package-O-Fun! This delicious flavour-enhancer will bring zesty life to all of your dishes! Order now and we'll sign you up for C.R.A.N.K. MOB's VIP member subscription service where so you can enjoy a brand new and exciting C.R.A.N.K. MOB each month. This special offer is not available in stores and don't accept any cheap imitations. Only authentic C.R.A.N.K. MOB is backed by a money-back guarantee. Act fast and be the first on your block to ride on C.R.A.N.K. MOB! And remember... When I say C.R.A.N.K. you say MOB!
If you've been on a C.R.A.N.K. MOB ride before, you know exactly what to expect: THE UNEXPECTED.
If you haven't, you can expect: fun, music, noise, dancing, riding, fireworks, costumes, masks, freaks, bikes, freakbikes, friends, lovers, family all during a 10-15 mile party ride around the Westside with "refreshment stops" on the way.
Gather at Sawtelle Blvd and La Grange at 9:30pm. We leave at 10:00pm. Costumes, noisemakers and party favors are highly encouraged. See you there.
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