Dazed&Confused Presents: TOAST UP YO MITTINS!
12.16.13
Welcome to another D&C moment where you will find yourself stuck in the Twilight Zone in a series of misunderstood drunks and god forsaking flying vultures trying to get a piece of that Angus beef!!
COME AND TOAST YO MITTENS(English Accent)
Yes one come all!
IT'S GOING TO BE FREEZING LIKE A DOG HAVING HIS NUT-SACK STUCK ON THE PORCH!
SO COME PREPAIRD AND BE READY!
Because by the end were gonna have a nice warm fire.
Also bring stuff to make smoores!
Wire hangers/Long Sticks
Hershey's Chocolate
Crackers
&
Marsh-mellows!
This location were gonna go to is a disclosed location hidden somewhere in Griffith Park.
We have been to this secret location many times and the ride leader will stop the ride before we reach this point
to announce to turn off any music&lights till we reach to the location.
So come out, talk shit, have fun, and spark a few bowls/blunts and pound a few beers with us cuz you know why? Cuz that's how D&C does it!
Meet Up:
Vermont/Sunset
7:30-8:30p
Things to bring:
Tools/Tubes
Beer
A good working bike
Weed
Money
Heroin
Sound bike(If possible)
and positive vibrations
KEEP THE SWERVING TO A MINIMAL!
**!!THEIRS ALWAYS A BEER STOP!!**
**STAY BEHIND THE LEADERS**
iF YOU START SMASHING THE LEADER
WILL CALL OUT A RANDOM TURN..SO DON'T BRING
YOUR HUSTLE GO TO WOLF-PACK HUSTLE OR CYCLONES WHERE YOU
WILL FIND OUT IF YOUR REALLY FAST**
(NOBODY LIKES A SHOWOFF)
Things to listen/call out:
LEFT TURN
RIGHT TURN
CAR LEFT
CAR RIGHT
Bag Of Weed!
POT HOLES
RIDERS BACK
DRUNK DRIVER
VAGINA!
Things not to bring/do:
NO TAGGING!(we are not about that so do that shit on your own time)
GETTING BUTT HURT(we fuck around alot so no getting butt hurt)
STEALING FROM STORES(grow-up)
BAD VIBRATION
COCK-BLOCKING
NOR CHEAP HEROIN
Ok one more thing to point out!
We know that we all get drunk and we party out but please people don't get SO drunk that you can't ride home and we have to call a taxi for you. But all I ask is to know your limits and keep the swerving to a minimal.
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