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The Beastside Mosey: Attack of the Khans
05.25.13
Were back again and like the historical arsonists of the Khans, were going to fuck shit up.
There are a number of Legendary figures that bare the name Khan. Genghis, who set the world ablaze much like an angelope on a
westside mosey. And Khan Noonien Singh, who did everything in his power to destroy Captain Kirk, but like most things in life, Kirk was able
to subdue him with a well placed double axe handle. Much like Kirk, all those who cannot follow our basic rules, will be doled out double axe
handles, flying double axe handles, double axe handles from tall bikes, and extremely short people.
The Beastside Mosey is a mobile party, with music, dancing, and the opportunity to climb, shimmy, and ride to places in Los Angeles that
you've probably never been, and may have not known ever existed. We are a slow paced ride, generally moving between 10-12 miles an
hour, sometimes reaching 15 on long straight aways.
Follow the Sound bikes, we do not give the route out. We do drop riders who cannot stay behind the leaders.
Meet at 9pm at 6th and Bixel st, in DTLA. We ride at 10.
Bring lights, and everything you need to have a good time, including tubes and drinks. Store stops are never guaranteed and rarely done,
but we do try to have at least one stop on the ride near stores so if you do need something, you can make a quick trip to get it.
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