Beastside Mosey: Double Double Boil and Trouble
10.20.12
Double Double boil and trouble
Cock block Roadblock and your in trouble
fixies skid and roadies hustle
The Beastside sound is not subtle.
1. Stay with the sound bikes
2. Stay on the right side of the road.
3. Ride straight, do not skid.
4. Ride sober.
5. Stop at Lights
6. Leave no trace (Clean up after yourself)
7. Help enforce the rules.
Meet at 9pm roll at 10pm
The time is coming, it's close, and it wants to touch you inappropriately. And you'll let it, because you're
a dirty girl and you like it. It's that
time of the year, it's getting cold, people are wearing weird ass shit and it's not just the roadies. Kids are
out on the street, asking for candy
and it's not just because of the recession.
We'll roam the streets like the Beasts we are, howling into the night and ripping the flesh from lesser
cyclists and dancing naked....around
fires...and having wild satanic orgies. Or maybe we'll just dance to music.
If you don't know what the fuck were about let me edjewmacate you on what we do. It's the Beastside
Mosey. If you don't know what
Mosey means, then i'll make it perfectly clear - we do not ride fast. We're a slow moving, very visible,
loud, DJed, social ride. We start at
10pm from 6th and Bixel.
We are courteous and respectful to the rules of the road, we let cars pass. We respect the
neighborhoods were in. Stay behind the sound
bikes. We will drop you, it makes me hot just thinking about it. Other then that, enjoy the fucking ride
bitches.
Link to Facebook Event: http://www.facebook.com/events/285787701536409/?ref=ts&fref=ts
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