Beastside Mosey: Revenge of the Beastside
09.15.12
A NEW MOSEY
It Is a Period of Civil War, Rebel Ridazz, Striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Roadie Empire. During the
battle, Ridazz spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon. Bike Angeles, a giant event with cyclists from the entire
planet. Purused by the Road Empires sinister agents of the Roadie Empire Princess Lockring races home aboard her fixie, custodian of the
stolen plans that can save her ridazz.
It's that time again. Unlike aunt flow, we can strike more then once per month and I promise we wont last more then 8 hours. I can't promise
you wont bleed from your anus though.
Meet at 9pm, 6th and Bixel. Roll at 10pm.
That's besides the point. Beastside Mosey is back, and were coming for Bikeangeles. And were coming harder, mosier, and wilder. I know
what you're asking and yes, they're natural.
This is a Star Wars themed mosey, come out in costume, come out with foam light sabers so you can beat the shit out of other cyclists at
the stops. Come well lit, so I have something to yell at you to turn off at the stops and come ready to stay late. We shall be doing 3 stops.
You know the M.O. At a beastside to that shit.
The Beastside Mosey is a mellow paced ride, we do anywhere from 15 to 25 miles over the course of an evening with several planned
stops. We will have 3 stops, closer to 25 miles then 15. We run late. When were in high traffic areas, obey signals, respect traffic, do not
shout at police like you are a blood. You are not a blood, you are not even in a bike gang.
As per usual; bring what you need, tubes, pumps, a cell phone to call someone on the ride if you get lost. Drinks for at least the first stop
because we do NOT make store stops on this ride. We do try to make it convenient to get what you need from at least one stop.
The Beastside Mosey is what you would call a social ride. We are friendly, respectful and courteous of Traffic and other riders. Stay behind
the sound bikes, dropping people who can't stay with the group gets me hard and I will take pleasure in dropping you.
More to come.
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