Midnightridazz #101 Afterschool Activity: Martial Arts
05.11.12
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MEET: 6000 block of Wilshire Blvd. (LACMA) @ 8P
LEAVE: 8:59P
Among the things we'll study:
Pressure points to make your opponent collapse in a fit of laughter
Swiping gummi bears out of open palms to sharpen reflexes
Staring contests to improve concentration
NOMMING jelly beans in mid air to heighten mouth/eye coordination
Finally, we'll dumpster dive and test out new skills by chopping stale french loaves with heads and fists.
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Students are required to bring any and or all uniforms and equipment:
karate outfit
kungfu outfit
NOMCHUCKS
gummy bears
jelly beans
SAY NO TO UGGS!
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