WTF! The Ride! PRE-BRIDE RIDE DEBAUCHERY!
03.10.11
ITS THE LAST NIGHT BEFORE THE BIG HITCH TO THE OL' BALL AND CHAIN, and before you take the big plunge with cold sandwiches and even colder feet, RIDE WITH US WHATTHEFUCKS!
We'll make you forget all about the BIG DAY with one last unfaithful dead hooker-ridden What The Fuck! The Ride!
What they don't know won't what the fuck! them. One last night to ride your bike in total peace and singleness, and away from the constant bickering and the whining and "how was your rides" and the "why don't you text me at stop-lights"
On this night we get away with everything and anything! What The Fuck! The Ride! will take you on an adventure the likes of which only single men with lots of suntan lotion, a cool friend with an expensive camera, a huge rock of coke, and a buddy promoter at the best club in town could show you. Except of course Charlie Sheen!
YESS boobs with three nipples
YESS one-legged strippers!
YESS midget wrestling!
YESS jager with floories
NO spokecards!
NO wives!*
NO hangover 2's
NO evidence!
MEET@WTF! THE PARK!
LEEV@ 936pmoclock
ride ride ride ride stop ride ride ride stop ride ride
*Jackie Rubi exempt
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