BMX Tuesdays: Put that in your "blog" no one fucking reads, you idiot.
02.22.11
Firstly, there are no fixed gear bikes on this ride. I hate to exclude anyone from anything, but this fixed gear shit has to stop. I am putting my foot down and for the record; the fixed gear bike needs to be gone. In an effort to return cycling back to people who like bikes from rejects from the rave scene, we on BMX Tuesdays (tm) will not allow fixed gear bikes to roll with us, you have enough of your own "fixed only" rides to go around so stuff it ok?
Now.
We ride every Tuesday at 7pm, be late, we leave you, learn how to tell time.
We keep a brisk pace. Not fast but brisk. Most guys run 24 or 26 cruisers. We have a motto for BMX Tuesdays (tm): "One Man Left Behind" meaning if you're that fucking slow then we will ditch your ass.
Do not be a tard and not bring a tube and tools for your bike, it's ok to ride with a backpack, we all do. Do not let Mike patch your tube, he can't fix a flat for shit. Reject the offer if it should occur.
We ride to a food stop and usually ride between 10 and 25 miles, weather and mood of the group being the dictator of the distance. We don't go to bars, nor do we stop at a 7-11 so you can get your drink on. This is not a party ride, it's a ride ride.
Don't show up if you can't take a few off color jokes, we say awful things to each other but like life, it's all in jest. We kid.
We have no set route, no ride leader, no spoke cards, we do however have a t-shirt of you want one. One of our members decided we needed a shirt, he sells them for 15 bucks. No, we are not "selling out". 15 bucks does not buy you a house in the hills, get real.
Rain cancels.
Location of meet point:
Atomic Cycles
17322 Saticoy
Van Nuys, Ca 91406
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