Who wants a mustache ride? The New Years Eve-Eve ride with DMSR 8:30 Meet 9:00 roll
12.30.10
They say the eyes are the window to the soul. If so, then the mustache must be the gateway to the pysche. Not sure if that really makes sense, but the 'stache sits just a silly tickle away from the brain . In any case, the DMSR salutes the 'staches of the world with a mustache ride on New Years Eve-Eve. This means ridazz must show up to the ride mustachioed. Those with barren upper lips can ride their dead ass home. Fakes are okay if you must, but big ups to the fellow who rocks the real-deal Magnum PI special. Same for the gals. We welcome your hormone anomalies as long as you're not a bearded lady. No offense to the bearded ladies of the world, but that is kind of showing off as far as this ride is concerned. Let's keep it to a mustache minimum, be it a Hetfiled, Chaplin, Charlie Chan or Yosemite Sam.
This is going to be a fun ride, perfect for those who need to hide a cold sore acquired from a mistletoe smooch gone awry. There will be a food stop near the end of the ride at In n Out Burger; so be prepared to have an animal style mustache.
Here are the details:
When: December 30, 2010 meet @8:30 PM, roll 9:00 PM
Where: Memorial Park stop at the Gold Line Metro on Arroyo Pkwy and Holly in Old Town Pasadena
Route:
Distance: Just under 20
Pace: medium, no 'stache left behind
Things to Bring:
Your 'Stache
Cash
Lights
Pump
Lots of swagger
Things to leave at home:
A smooth upper lip
bad attitude
An urge to whine about the route
**And, please try to bring a bike with brakes. The increased wind resistance ushered in by a mustache may not be enough to slow you on a steep downhill.
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