DMSR presents the face-it-you're-a-douchebag ride Pasadena to TBA
12.2.10
Join the DMSR on Thursday, December 2 for the first-ever face-it-your'e-a-douchebag ride. You say you're not a douchebag? Stop lying; you're only hurting yourself. Drinking soy milk and driving a Prius won't change a thing, so why not embrace your inner-douche for at least one night. As ideal as it would be for you to bring your Hummer to this event, this is a bike ride. However, this DMSR ride comes with a theme, so wear a sweater over your shoulders, a white cap turned sideways or backwards, or go ahead and wear that polo with the moose on it. You know you have one.
We will ride with determination, purpose, but most of all a douchey spirit. There will be a food stop at Lucky Boy in Pasadena where the food is legit and the service runs surly. On that note, it may pay to tone your douchiness down as to avoid a loogie in your meal
Details:
Time: Thursday, December 2; 8:30 Meet 9:00 roll
Meet: Memorial Park Metro Gold Line Stop in Pasadena, Holly and Arroyo Parkway
Route: http://www.mapmyride.com/route/us/ca/pasadena/956129132401052072
Pace: 22 miles Medium relaxed, no douche left behind.
Things to bring:
Lights, spare tires, pump, cash, your platinum credit card with a high-debt ceiling, hot wings from your favorite douchey bar.
Things to leave at home:
Lazy disposition, your inclination to whine about the route or hills, anything made of hemp
Call or Text at Six-One-Nine-8-seventy-one-38-Thirty-Three
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