Sausagefest Thursday
04.1.09
Celebrate Spring with a fast paced fixie and beach cruiser ride from the Westside to Bakersfield
-we holla on this ride
-we drink too much on this ride
-we ride too fast on this ride
any ladies, single or otherwise are welcome. please wear spandex!
DO NOT bring brakes, lights or helmets. They're for pussies.
Route is approximately 666 miles, fast paced (Think Wolfpack and ROOT run, but faster and on poorly maintained bikes.)
ride ends at 11am Sunday at Jody Maroni's in Venice.
we will not be following "no rida left behind." If you bust a tire, crash or get run over by a car, you're fucked.
please bring pepper spray and a satellite phone. some of the places we will be riding are inhabited by nazi zombies, who have destroyed the cell phone infrastructure in the area.
if you have a gun, this is the ride to bring it on. (not CRANK MOB.)
Nazi zombies command you to.
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