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05.3.08
...THE LOS ANGELOPES !!!!!
ThE FOTOSHO00OT R!DE !1!!!
OF C0URSE Y0U W@NT tO T@KE OuR P!CTUR3S!@ LO0K @T U$!
NEW MEETING POINT! THE OLD LOS ANGEL(op)ES ZOO @ GRIFFITH PARK!
NEW MEETING TIME! MEAT AT 2PM / RIDE AT 3PM!
THIS MONTH WE RIDE TO LOCATIONS SPECIFICALLY TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED. SEE THE STOPS BELOW, SELECTED BY AWESOME RIDAZZ PHOTOGRAPHERS!!!
AS WE ARE UNDOUBTEDLY THE MOST ATTRACTIVE EXAMPLES OF OUR SPECIES,IT IS OUR DUTY TO ASSURE THE WORLD'S FAILING POPULATION THAT THINGS REALLY AREN'T THAT UGLY AFTER ALL. RIGHT? RIGHT.
HEY HAHAHAHAHA YEEHAW
OK
SUPER AWESOME
DJ MONTANA JOE
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FUNDERSTORM
1830 SUNSET
ROOFTOP SHOW LOS ANGELOPES WILL HEAD THERE AND THEN LEAVE FROM THERE TO THE DTLA DRAGRACES!!! YES YES YES YES EXCITED YES! OS READY TO PLAY OUR NEW FREAKBIKE SONG FOR THE ANGELOPES! (ITS A LOVE-STORY) YES YES YES YES!
All of our route's are designed to roll through highly-populated areas and yell at people's faces that we very clearly deserve their utmost attention. This month's route in a nutshell:
OLD LA ZOO- LEAVE AT 3P, PARKING AVAILABLE
GRIFFITH PARK
LA RIVER PATH
BOYLE HEIGHTS (OPTIONAL)
RIVER PATH
HOLLENBECK PARK, SKATE PARK
4TH STREET BRIDGE
INSIDE OF THE LA RIVER!!!!!
1830 SUNSET ROOFTOP FUNDERSTORM!....
GRAND FINALEWOLFPACK DRAGRACE 3 @ 11P!!!!
ABOUT US:
THE LOS ANGELOPES. We ride freak-bikes, we are freaks riding bikes. Bring your tall bikes, small bikes, your best animal gear, and your YELLING lungs! This is the ride and route designed to be a spectacle. We will RIDE 15 miles at a VERY VERY SLOW pace to populated blocks and expand on their idea of fun! We are fun! WE ARE LOS ANGELOPES!!!! IF YOU LIKE THE CUBZZ, CRANK MOB, WETSIDE, OR PIER PRESSURE RIDES, expect those energy levels!
AN IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you feel like riding fast, PLEASE do not attend this ride. This was a re-occuring problem on previous rides, so I have but one conclusion...I am going to say this once, in all seriousness...I WILL SLASH YOUR TIRES ON A LOS ANGELOPES RIDE.
if there is one ride to be FUCKING SLOW, Los Angelopes is it. People work really hard to make fucked up pieces of metal and rubber ride-able, and this is the ride for them. If you feel the need, start another group that goes ahead. No problem.
THE MAY LOS ANGELOPES ROUTE WILL BE POSTED BY 5/3
LOS ANGELOPES THREAD(click here to discuss this ride.)
Contact info for this ride: MARCUSGETSEMAIL@GMAIL.COM
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