THE MUST HAVE MUSTACHE ride
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hangingbeef@yahoo.com at 03.11.08 - 8:44 pm
Woo-La-La... It's the MUST-HAVE MUST-ACHE RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Little ones, short ones, fat ones, pre-pubescent and stunted ones, playful and naughty, synthetic and curly, moist and glistening with spittle ... all are welcome!
Why MUST-YOU MUST-ACHE:
1.) Bare lip sinks ships.
2.) One swallow doesn't make a summer.
3.) A rolling stone gathers no moss.
4.) Well begun is half done.
5.) And, Without a mustache you won't get a godamn thing.
Ladies & Gentlemen, hold on tightly to your handlebars, cause you just had your 'stache just did, and we are riding f-a-s-t! Enhance your social + riding skills with hair flair. Bring lights, (vitamin) water, power bars, spare tubes and patch kit, sweat-wicking lycra.
When:Saturday 3-22
meet at 8:30 pm
10316 Santa Gertrudes
Whittier, CA 90603
(We will be meeting at the parking lot behind the Whittier Cyclery where free give-aways will be handed out. No, this is not a scam.)
Start time:9:00
AND DID WE SAY, FREE GIVE-AWAY?
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Holy mole, everyone expects mustaches nowadays...
http://dodgeball4ever.com/old/tour/index.php
Schpok03.11.08 - 8:58 pm
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i can't throw good....................
soso03.11.08 - 9:00 pm
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only if you are the (perfect) drug.
soso03.11.08 - 9:08 pm
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Wow, another ride in my area.
I don't sport a stach, but I will be there.
Danny, can I borrow your mascara?
I'll go as the Mascara Snake!
Creative Thing03.12.08 - 10:12 am
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Damn! I can't even grow a stache!
web77703.12.08 - 10:26 am
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Make it!
Faaaaaaaaaaaaake it!!
soso03.12.08 - 11:01 am
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who'd be interested in riding out from dtla with me?
-johanna
soso03.12.08 - 11:03 am
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Creative, You can borry my mascara and fishnets in case you get cold,
dannyzuko03.12.08 - 11:06 am
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I will be riding up Coyote Creek bike trail from East Long Beach, for anyone who wants to join me.
It's about 12 miles from my start point, Orange & Moody in Cypress.
Fishnet stockings under knickers on my hairy legs sounds soooo sexy. Maybe skip the knickers.
Creative Thing03.12.08 - 12:39 pm
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Man, I just realized this is the same day as the Somewhere Fast ride. Same day, different time...hmmm. I wonder if I can opt out of family obligations for the whole day???
Creative Thing03.12.08 - 12:41 pm
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what about.............. papier mache. animal heads. with a 'stache.
papier mache animal heads with a 'stache!
soso03.13.08 - 1:44 pm
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teeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
soso03.13.08 - 1:55 pm
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Attention: Birthday Girl!
Steeve03.13.08 - 6:25 pm
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So i take it this is a mustache freindly ride?
dannyzuko03.13.08 - 7:23 pm
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Creative Thing I guess this means that I get my spoke card from you...
alicestrong03.17.08 - 3:41 pm
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hey dahlia, can you post some of the info on tony's benefit thang on your ride description. and remind peeps to bring some fundz for the hat?
SawTomorrow03.17.08 - 3:49 pm
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beards are fun too but i think we should also hold a mustache competition:
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyea!
soso03.18.08 - 2:24 pm
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mustachio!
daing it now im craving mustachioli,
dannyzuko03.18.08 - 2:54 pm
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teeeeeeehee!
^ ^
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uuuuuh.
yeah.
soso03.18.08 - 2:59 pm
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i likey.
those were my smiley eyes + mustache.
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soso03.19.08 - 10:43 am
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