Modern Language Association Marshals..
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bentstrider at 03.14.09 - 12:39 am
Get teaching credentials and get stressed out in a high-school.
Seriously, if you need to correct grammar and punctuation issues on a site like this, you're wasting your energy.
At least with math, I never recalled having to write some long ass paper that got handed back to me with red-marks.
Fuck your red-pens!!!
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Chill Pills don't work on me, I just get distracted by something else and ramble on about that.
But, this isn't the only reason I seem angry all the time.
bentstrider03.14.09 - 12:54 am
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"The Hustle Ride is a fast paced blast through the streets of los angeles. Riders who ride will
experience a completely different city"
I have wondered for months as to why the word 'experience' is emphasized in this sentence.
is it because you really experience on a bike as opposed to a car?
shouldn't 'completely different' be emphasized?
meh whatever, just figured as long as I'm being an officer of the MLAM
onelessfixie03.14.09 - 1:08 am
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Anger can be brought on by a wide variety of stimuli and underlying conflicts. Thus, the appropriate management regime is seldom clear at the outset of treatment. In this particular case, however, I wholeheartedly recommend a long bicycle ride surrounded by many friends.
Sigmund Freud03.14.09 - 1:09 am
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For some odd reason, I was thinking about sexual repression...
godmode03.14.09 - 1:10 am
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I don't really care much for pShrinks either.
I tend to think of them as glorified, over-educated, palm-readers that don't actually touch any palms.
But, that piece of advice above is the only thing that has worked for me thus far.
But seeing as how I'm up in the desert, I'm long overdue on that prescription and I'm suffering withdrawal.
bentstrider03.14.09 - 1:13 am
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Okay, I'm just going to guess that onelessfixie is in some way, closely related to another poster here who may, or may not be from the IE.
I'm not going to name names, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with that one movie where that one guy gets cremated and his ashes get blown all over that other guy.
bentstrider03.14.09 - 1:19 am
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dude ur fucken stupid. mla is a bunch of fucken deconstructionists who think sentence structure is 4 dead white males. u aint even knowin.
dont ever fuck w/ deconstructionists btw. cuz them foos r str8 killers & i aint even lying. they were implicated in the famous "death of the author" case. so wat makes u think they wont do the same shit 2 ur lil punk ass.
PC03.14.09 - 4:11 am
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