please do not sell crack to school children during CRANK MOB
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stevestevesteve at 06.23.08 - 7:12 pm
Crank Mob is about having fun on bikes, not selling crack to fourth graders. Way to go guys. I'm sure it was nobody on this board. But if it occurs it needs to stop.
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Oh man! There was crack at CRANK mob and I
missed it
ideasculptor06.23.08 - 7:53 pm
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That explains why I'm rambunctious and get tired, and some others are rambunctious and do not get tired.
Alex Thompson06.23.08 - 7:54 pm
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AT, atleast you are sober ENOUGH to remember. And yes you may get tired, but i end up hybernating for days after C.R.A.C.K. MOBB.
fucking peasants ! there was crack ? i was probably in on that, just don't remember.
HANDBONE06.23.08 - 8:54 pm
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imma tell you, what k told me
crank rules everything around me
ruinedbyidiots06.23.08 - 9:13 pm
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really? crack mob? not that i ever believed the insanity to be 100% adrenaline based... but still.
canadienne06.23.08 - 10:52 pm
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Hey man, kids are people too. Besides, the money's too good.
PIZZAWOLF06.23.08 - 11:15 pm
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This is why I woke up in crank mob park at 7am with a helmet on.
stillline06.24.08 - 12:43 am
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At least you had a helmet on. Safety third!
While I have your ear, what's the crack comment about? I can't find it in any of the other sixteen C.R.A.N.K. MOB threads. (And I did look.) (Though I didn't do a search for the word "crack" in the body of the threads.) (I was afraid to.)
(Crack.)
katiepoche06.24.08 - 12:47 am
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Matt, I was wondering where you had disappeared to after cmob... you missed cinco de I cant eat there-o...
FuzzBeast06.24.08 - 1:33 am
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How did you miss funderstorm, and end up a cmob park when the ride didn't go there till after we went to the jetty?
FuzzBeast06.24.08 - 1:37 am
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nothing wrong with a pre and post game pdawg to re-evaluate the times tallcans, i think the real subject is:
CRACK IS BACK !
HANDBONE06.24.08 - 1:58 am
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I don't remember..... a lot of that night is 404 FILE NOT FOUND.
stillline06.24.08 - 1:59 am
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BTW Fuzz thanks for truing my wheel at bike polo.
stillline06.24.08 - 2:01 am
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I don't remember..... a lot of that night is 404 FILE NOT FOUND.
stillline
06.24.08 - 4:59 am
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100% !!!!
HANDBONE06.24.08 - 2:02 am
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the whole night was just "We are currently processing your request."
HANDBONE06.24.08 - 2:03 am
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Syoma did you lose your phone? I miss your crazy voicemail greeting.
stillline06.24.08 - 2:04 am
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no it actually broke before crack mobb, but it is safe to say i always lose my phone @ crank mob. as someones said before, bring 3 helmets, 3 cellphones every month. i have a celly once again though.
HANDBONE06.24.08 - 2:07 am
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Matt, no problem about the wheel. I kinda like doing that. One of those fun concentration type exercises, great when a bit "puffed" up.
FuzzBeast06.24.08 - 2:44 am
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What the F@#$ Happened here? This is so 404.
stillline06.24.08 - 3:01 am
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NO IT IS NOT 404! LOL IF I NEED YOU ILL CALL YOU STILLINE, THANKS
eddieboyinla06.24.08 - 3:10 am
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Hey, everybody. My mom just got me the internet for my birthday. What's all this about crack? I am so totally shocked right now.
PC06.24.08 - 3:14 am
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Matt, to find out what happened there, check the 'WHAT THE FUCK....?" thread
FuzzBeast06.24.08 - 3:26 am
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LOL, SOMEBODY GOT LUCKY, LOL
AND HE DOESNT REMEMBER, MUST NOT HAVE BEEN GOOD! LOL
JUST PLAYING FUZZY!
eddieboyinla06.24.08 - 3:31 am
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FuzzBeast06.24.08 - 3:32 am
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I'm confused. Are vendors allowed to sell crack to school children
before Crank Mob? Are they allowed to sell crack during Crank Mob, so long as there are no school children involved? What if they are merely exchanging crack for "favors" from school children - does that count as a sale, or simply a barter?
Please explain the guidelines for an acceptable crack deal with respect to both Crank Mob and school children. These may need to go on the spoke card for future rides.
nathansnider06.24.08 - 3:33 am
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K,
if by "truing" you mean butt, and if by "wheel" you mean pokin',
then you are correct, sir!
spiraldemon06.24.08 - 9:37 am
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OK, I'll stop. But only because you said PLEASE.
indigis06.24.08 - 9:51 am
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Please do not solicit sexy during crack mobb !
HANDBONE06.24.08 - 12:08 pm
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HANDBONE06.24.08 - 12:12 pm
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take my advice, 'cause I know something about this, hanbone....lay off the steel reserve, especially in the morning.
tern06.24.08 - 12:17 pm
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Sounds like most people had a really great time...I wish I could have made it.....Man, last years 4th of July ride...on the west side....was like the best social ride....social weekend.....I have ever had. And it seems like it's still going strong with C.R.A.N.K. MOB.
tern06.24.08 - 12:25 pm
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