You're not real
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kryxtanicole at 12.1.09 - 8:24 am
This is the internet. None of you are real.
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That is until one of us is able to telekinetically disassemble their bodily molecular makeup into an energy stream and travel through the data cables!!!!!
bentstrider12.1.09 - 12:08 pm
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Much praise for the proper differentiation of "you're" and "your"
Glad to see not everyone on this website ate a dick sandwich during grammar class. Kudos!
jonnyboy12.1.09 - 12:21 pm
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Amazingly, I fell asleep or got kicked out of grammar(and every other) class and I still walk away feeling like a couple mil.
bentstrider responding to a
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12.1.09 - 12:22 pm
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Yeah, I actually get paid to correct grammar, punctuation, language, usage, etc. So I don't fuckitup. As for everyone else, I have little hope for them. Teh Interwebz iz ruining teh peepolz. They iz sofa king we todd did.
kryxtanicole responding to a
comment by jonnyboy
12.1.09 - 12:27 pm
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Many things are capable of ruining people.
The internet is just one thing, but in certain areas, the lack of actual attractions and the stretches of emptiness turns clean people towards the needle, theft, vandalism, and other forms of debauchery rather quickly.
Others, we see it as a form of solace, a tool we utilize to keep in contact with the outside world so-to-speak.
bentstrider responding to a
comment by kryxtanicole
12.1.09 - 12:36 pm
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You're a real piece of work, you know that.
bentstrider responding to a
comment by ruinedbyidiots
12.1.09 - 1:04 pm
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I have a confession to make. I am the one that isn't real. I am a robot.
imachynna12.1.09 - 4:26 pm
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HA .. If I didn't actually know him I would think he isn't real ....
OsnapsonJC responding to a
comment by slowrighthand
12.1.09 - 4:28 pm
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THATS BECAUSE YOU ARE OBSERVING ME
otherwise I would make an interference pattern.
turrican12.1.09 - 5:12 pm
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what's wrong with regular penis?
turrican responding to a
comment by Joe Borfo
12.1.09 - 5:40 pm
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Nonono. You have it backwards. You're not real
unless you're observed. Until then, you're just a probability function, locked in a box with a vial of poison, so to speak.
nathansnider responding to a
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12.1.09 - 7:15 pm
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Hi. I'm Manny, and I'm not real.
I stopped being real a long time ago, and it has affected every aspect of my life.
At first I thought I could hide it. But, after a while, my neighbors could tell I was not real. My co-workers could tell I was real. Even my Siamese Fighting Fish, Irving, could tell I was not real.
They say that admitting you're not real is the first step toward recovery, but I'm not convinced. It seems an impossible road. But I'm glad I don't have to walk it alone. I appreciate the help each and every one of you is giving me in my journey toward being real again.
Manny12.1.09 - 10:57 pm
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PURO_PATY818 responding to a
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12.1.09 - 11:58 pm
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Ey dAwG Im ReAl aY. wAnNa cAtCh mE SlIpPiN Ay cOme rIdE bY pIcO UnIoN Yo!!!!!
midnytehustla12.2.09 - 3:25 am
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