Loving your bicycle too much
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NixonTwin at 12.3.07 - 1:15 pm
Here are a couple of links to a story about a drunk biker who got arrested for having sex with his bike in a hostel.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/2007/11/15/man-had-sex-with-a-bicycle-89520-20113517/
The poor guy - now he has to register his bike and himself.
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If you have a carbon frame, can you use water-based lube or do you have to dry hump it?
I'm pretty sure that petroleum-based lubes would be tough on epoxy.
Of course, steel gives that springy ride we all covet, but the narrower tube diameters could be too restrictive for some.
What's the alternative to over-sized carbon fibre for big fellas? Maybe an old Klein or Cannondale?
laoxue12.3.07 - 6:59 pm
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That's sick. What kind of website is this?
seatpost12.3.07 - 7:09 pm
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Sorry, been going through a bit of a dry spell. Just got me to thinking.
Been considering buying a Real Hamster (tm). Can't afford a Real Doll (tm). But I've got some fine looking bikes already.
laoxue12.3.07 - 7:13 pm
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WTF?
They broke into his room and found him naked with his bicycle.
Is he supposed to leave his bike outside of the hostel?
As for the simulated sex,c'mon. I was doing the same thing going up Garfield last night. I had grabbed my bike by its shift/brake levers and kept pushing and pushing and pushing...
I mean, some cultures find it obscene if a woman straddles her legs in the back of a bike.
Kudos to the Brits for taking care of morals.
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marino12.3.07 - 8:37 pm
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WTF?
They broke into his room and found him naked with his bicycle.
Is he supposed to leave his bike outside of the hostel?
As for the simulated sex,c'mon. I was doing the same thing going up Garfield last night. I had grabbed my bike by its shift/brake levers and kept pushing and pushing and pushing...
I mean, some cultures find it obscene if a woman straddles her legs in the back of a bike.
Kudos to the Brits for taking care of morals.
![](http://www.parish-without-borders.net/cditt/cambodia/dailylife/2007/graphics/motordupe67.jpg)
marino12.3.07 - 8:37 pm
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