-->





Ridazz Roulette!




Recent gallery...

Something Else The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time #84 - All City Toy Ride V Fry-Day NIGHT #33 - Swarm the Pier Hot Box Parties Bela Speed Star Bela Speed Star Bela Speed Star Taco Tuesdays data center Handicapped Canines #27 - Safety Ride The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time Fixie Goons Fixie Goons Fixie Goons Fixie Goons CRANK MOB . X . The Memorial CRANK MOB . X . The Memorial CRANK MOB . X . The Memorial CRANK MOB . X . The Memorial


The Days of Our Ridazz.


NOTE: All timestamps are in the future because WE are in the future. The care takers of Midnight Ridazz.com reserves the right to remove, edit, move or delete anything for any reason. None of the opinions expressed on these boards represent the Midnight Ridazz nor can anyone purport to speak on behalf of Midnight Ridazz.



Topic Box:
 
   17251 - 17500 of 19042 Topics

Eclipse   4
Oil at $100.10 a bar...   78
FIRE PIT THREAD?   0
Air Pollution   1
SINS & SPROCKETS 2.1...   23
free mens bike cloth...   7
This Friday?   14
Brazilian C.R.A.N.K....   3
CANCELLED RIDES BECA...   57
Nelson update....   35
Lance Armstrong's ne...   9
FUNDERWATCH   66
$$$ 4 sound syster r...   21
SWOBO shirt -- free!   28
Looking for a bike m...   14
Suspect "Bike Shop"   7
lethal apes   2
easy breezy   2
Cool Article in toda...   3
Free Bikes!!!!!   25
"Memorial Ride For L...   62
LA Bike Master Plan ...   20
Midnight Ridazz on 2...   32
Free womens bike sho...   2
IAAL*MAF Invitationa...   40
Case for Separated B...   1
C.R.A.N.K. MOB   413
PowerThirst: The new...   6
Car exhaust makes ki...   1
SWOON opening TONIGH...   0
track bike?   8
Ring in the New Year...   41
BOOSTING ride?   19
All these little fac...   4
hey boys, wanna ride...   46
Sins & Sprockets 1-1...   8
Longer Than Rides   24
Crimaminal Mass - Cr...   13
Cheap bike tools and...   2
San Fernando Valley ...   30
LACBC's Bike Love Fe...   24
Sucky Fucky Valentin...   4
legal issues   19
Keepin' the rides to...   162
Attention: Katie   127
Richard Colossus thr...   51
Let's get surgery!   22
Beverly Center Route...   3
Not So Super Tuesday   70
its fernando the dru...   52
Becawwzzzzzz   12
Sheldon Brown   12
Woo a bike! now what...   12
cubcamp?   16
R.I.P. Roy Scheider   10
Tonight   7
Valentines Day Ride ...   142
ANYBODY WANT TO RIDE...   2
Juat to Rant...   14
Learn how to read. F...   2
BCAM Tickets!   1
double bubble troubl...   3
Learn how to ride. F...   9
DRUNK CYCLIST!!   7
BIKE Stolen at Unemp...   15
The ridazz rock!   1
minor moving assista...   11
MR Handles on other ...   21
The Unemployed Ride   87
pedalphilia strikes ...   2
TRAILZZ 2 TRAXX TRAI...   27
Spoke(n) Art - Here,...   3
Need a roommate?   71
Hollywood to Unemplo...   0
ride to UNEMPLOYED r...   2
whoa pink!   3
Dark Century trainin...   12
Sadie Hawkins/Valent...   31
Westsidazz to Sadie ...   36
Song Request   93
OG-C-B-RAD HAS SUBSC...   54
whats that freaking ...   2
Sadie Hawkins Pre-Ri...   45
Cyclist's Bill of Ri...   35
Need some advice on ...   6
Kabuki Sky II   88
U Want A Subway-to-t...   75
Fast request   4
st louis justice lea...   12
riding in Londontown   2
RIP Sheldon Brown   61
SMCM - 3rd Anniversa...   29
ANYBODY WANT TO RIDE   12
LOS ANGELOPES II !!!...   160
Huge gatherings, or ...   2
Free Beer - Vote tod...   79
Help ?   24
yay or nay?   24
Lost/ Stolen Wheels   11
Bicyclist Bill of Ri...   49
STOP THE PAM SPAM, P...   11
$12000 bicycle gift   41
presta valve connect...   7
click click click   19
if you haven't yet v...   11
Valentines Day Ride   117
Ride In Peace Sheldo...   14
Bicycle Building UBE...   11
Apology to PC   8
Holy Crap!   8
Minibike Winter - Fe...   6
Maximal Reduction...   12
Midnight Ridazz Docu...   37
SFVISBF end of seaso...   1
One Got Fat   0
Fliers for motorist ...   6
Sharecuts wants YOU!   6
Amgen penultimate da...   8
Bicyclist Bill of Ri...   161
Happy Birthday Spook...   11
Subway Meeting Wests...   2
Help This Poor Dog!   8
BFF08 Call for Submi...   6
LABAC - Storm The Ba...   10
Frozen Grand Central   14
Elections tommorrow   10
ALL Today's rides   7
ephemarae   0
Problems posting pho...   10
SKIDARMSTRONG   43
Your Monthy Dose-IE   16
R.O.T.W.   26
STOP THE EVENTS, PAM   21
ouch   6
Need some guidance.....   6
old LED x-mas lights...   2
THIS PLACE IS A ZOO!   35
Lights   3
SPOOK   6
Double Trouble: The ...   25
Double Trouble   0
Blood in Blood out R...   13
Goodwill sels cusrom...   8
Who's who...   13
LA Times lists SMCM,...   7
AIDS LIFECYCLE SIGNU...   34
German ride date cha...   0
Dear Abby takes on B...   1
f%&k LA Bike Plan - ...   70
crimanimal mass   5
Ride THEME IDEAS   18
02-02-08   34
anybody read bike sn...   30
ALC Training rides ...   9
Bicyclist Tazed for ...   8
WHATS WITH EVERYONE ...   33
Ride to a dance club...   26
RIDE TO EAR PRESSURE   3
i need help moving t...   23
This Williamsburg Hi...   24
Row row your car   4
Your Monthly Dose: I...   6
Kiva.org Listing for...   5
Feb 14th SUCKS   52
Topfreedom Ride This...   13
Company's that make ...   10
Night Train Inaugura...   15
Hollywood Central Pa...   11
Kabuki Sky for sale   75
Lost Camel Pack @ To...   7
Lost your gloves??   20
Hellz Yeah   14
stevestevesteve - ri...   40
RSS or Google Calend...   9
I can has cheezburge...   6
Dim Sum -not the Rid...   2
Fear Pressure   42
HTML TALLBIKE 4 SALE   25
A True Midnight Rida...   4
Anime: "Over Drive"   16
NEVER TOUCH A BIKE W...   2
Fahrradsternfahrt   17
Wooden Bicycle!   5
CBR Criterium : Sund...   12
Fists of Fury (ALC T...   25
Solar Panels, NEED C...   42
Hey IE   2
Los Angeles CM   79
Want a monkey?   2
Need a Deore LX Fron...   7
Bike the Vote!   1
Bullhorn bars???   4
WHAT BOOK DID YOU RE...   53
Alright, which of yo...   6
BICYCLE WORK STAND $...   6
Valetines/Sadies rid...   29
Bike Build Day Postp...   8
IF IT'S NOT RAINING....   0
BOOTLEG SESSIONS IS ...   1
crazy acrobatics on ...   2
NEED PEOPLE'S OPINIO...   9
"Hve u evr seen ths ...   12
PARTY AT SOMEONES HO...   5
Riding Sundance   2
double century   2
Driver sues dead cyc...   6
FTR!   7
Jerkin Jerry's Birth...   9
Motorist Sentenced t...   8
BOOTLEG SESSIONS   4
Drive your SUV to bi...   16
Mary Jane vending ma...   7
Chinatown Dancing Ri...   15
PORTLAND here we com...   151
LA Marathon Bike Tou...   21
Maximal Reduction   1
This rules   0
Register to Vote   35
when riding your bik...   8
Doo Dah Parade???   145
what did you have fo...   40
Bike Jump   10
SEA MONSTERS!!! (ALC...   28
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANNY...   22
MASSACRE #04   25
missing brain...   1
Los Cruzadores San D...   39
FIREFOX FREEZE FIX!   7
FREEZE!   31
Missing Bike   5
Heath Ledger   30
SantaCon07   48
Dim Sum - RIGHT NOW   10
Two Frames/Bolt Cutt...   6
Thanks Everyone   12
600+ old bike event ...   6
DANNY DAY CARE -GeT ...   34
bentstrider in Portl...   4
weekend recap   45
Calories per mile?   23
Green Resolutions wi...   1
Track Cycling Comp @...   41
new fixie 4 sale   4
OK, IF I HAD A FLAT....   6
What are you going t...   7
ALC Kick Off Pawrty!   6
Calories per Smile?   9
IF YOU DON't WANT TO...   1
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVE...   21
mixtemotions - Rida ...   178



Thread Box:
escaping la on a bike
Thread started by upstate at 07.29.08 - 10:53 pm

While i've mostly thought of using a bike to escape la taken over by zombies, the earthquake today made me think about how a bike would fair in la in the case of an emergency period. while it could cut through the grid lock quickly, where would you go? and what would be the ideal escape bike? i say cyclocross.

reply


never thought about that... will have to look in my zombie manual.



Jazzy Phat Nastee
07.29.08 - 10:56 pm

reply


touring bike

cyclocross bikes are for angry people.



stevestevesteve
07.29.08 - 10:58 pm

reply


Zombies are seriously going to happen.



imachynna
07.29.08 - 11:00 pm

reply


Cyclorcross bike up the 1.



franz
07.29.08 - 11:01 pm

reply


my original zombie plan was to get up to the hills and wait it out. but seriously if they're gonna get you they're gonna get you.



upstate
07.29.08 - 11:03 pm

reply


they're zombies for goodness sake. they can't think. how hard would it be to avoid them. ever see shaun of the dead? just get a blunt object and wack your way through them. and never stop moving. they couldn't possibly go faster than 5mph.



Jazzy Phat Nastee
07.29.08 - 11:12 pm

reply


My Hummer, plus a .40 cal Glock, and a 12 gauge will do me just fine.
But, then again, if I'm up in the desert due to either a zombie-outbreak, or earthquake, my stepdads place is an ideal option.

Fenced-off, fruit-trees, water storage, my younger-bro's got a rifle, and the overall, gumption of the rural community of Oak Hills have their shit down pat.

Probably the only place I go where all the neighbors drive down the dirt road, but will stop by and say hi if you're outside.

These cookie-cutter, bedroom towns all over the rest of So Cal are the exact opposite.

No sense-of-community, no knowledge of who even lives next door.
So, if the shit hit the fan, those places would go from sleepy and peaceful, to everyone running around like a damned, lunatic.

Hell, disorder there would make C.R.A.N.K. Mob after an earthquake look like an organized, business meeting!!




bentstrider
07.29.08 - 11:12 pm

reply


i love this site. anything goes. one minute it's zombies, the next is imachynna laying under earthquake rubble wishing she had gone on the internet one last time. :P



Jazzy Phat Nastee
07.29.08 - 11:13 pm

reply



"Hell, disorder there would make C.R.A.N.K. Mob after an earthquake look like an organized, business meeting!!"

LMFAO!!!



Jazzy Phat Nastee
07.29.08 - 11:15 pm

reply


Just Mow'em down boys

I just had this discussion awhile ago with a friend of mine(nuclear holocaust/ anarchy as opposed to zombie hoards,but hell they're all the same) and he is of the opinion that I would be better of (living in the desert),but while it is true that I live down the road from a marine base,and have plenty of open space around me,I was of the opinion that he would have it better off(living in a city),think "operation human shield",you don't have to out run the zombies,just gotta out run your neighbors.



Little Evil Eddy
07.29.08 - 11:25 pm

reply


Ah, but what if the zombies rode bicycles?



nathansnider
07.29.08 - 11:40 pm

reply


I cant wait for the economy to collapse under cost of fuel....



Roadblock
07.29.08 - 11:42 pm

reply


The best of both worlds.





bentstrider
07.29.08 - 11:44 pm

reply


last time i heard wasn't gas going down? also i think we need to define what type of zombies we're dealing with- romero or 28 days later. also, the idea of a zombie chasing me down on a 10 speed scares me



upstate
07.29.08 - 11:46 pm

reply


Nothing that a P90, or an MP-7 can't handle.

But in reality, I would probably be scuffling with an undead, LEO, and then using the weapons it no longer needs.
Not to mention, blunt-force trauma from a night-stick will take down a walker, just as easily as any firearm.

As far as fuel-prices, combined with a zombie outbreak, it would kind of work two ways.
1)Not as many cars/vehicles on the roads due to most of population being dead or reanimated.
2)Operating a cracking-tower is a bit of a pickle.

Nonetheless, I might also utilize a Peterbilt as an armored, rolling command center.
Towing two, 53' footers in a train configuration, one for supplies/necessities, the other with a ramp-door for ridazz rescue!!



bentstrider
07.29.08 - 11:55 pm

reply


i'd do something kinda like in TREMORS where they hauling a lot of shit and people on those big trucks.



Jazzy Phat Nastee
07.30.08 - 12:01 am

reply


You're talking 'bout the scene where they use the bulldozer to haul that '40 foot end-dump towards the mountains.

Ain't no way a horde of undead's going to tip that over.




bentstrider
07.30.08 - 12:03 am

reply


"Nothing that a P90, or an MP-7 can't handle. "

I dunno if I were dealing with the undead I would want something a little heavier and to keep them a little further away.

Barret M82A1

OR

This weapon which holds the distance kill record at more than 1.5 miles.

McMillan TAC-50



franz
07.30.08 - 1:29 am

reply


.50 cal ammunition is pretty damned, heavy you know.
As for the P90 and MP7, ammo for those weapons is relatively rare.
That's why I would just go with something where ammo is either easy to find, or easy to make.

Hence the choice of a .40 Cal Glock, and any given 12 gauge.

Not to mention that these wouldn't be too cumbersome to carry on a bike.



bentstrider
07.30.08 - 6:57 am

reply


A 26 mtb.

Why? because it's the most common. When your 700c wheel flats out and you're struggling with tire levers and you can't find a tube for that just anywhere, the zombies will eat you. And you'll look dumb with your beard and tats and little bike hat festering in the sun. One can canibalize parts for low end mtb's from all kinds of bikes while a cyclocross bike is niche.

Try being smarter than a zombie next time.



rev106
07.30.08 - 7:08 am

reply


i believe the best way to deal with the undead is to just ignore them. or kill them with love, they hate that.



indigis
07.30.08 - 7:09 am

reply


I've thought about hitting the trails I know in the Santa Monicas with my mountain bike as an escape route. But what's the point, there's nowhere to escape to.

Maybe I'd just hike up there with backpacking gear and hide out in one of the canyons. But not sure what I'd do for water up there. Most canyons are dry. The mountains might still be a good place to escape earthquate / apocolyptic madness if you could work out the water situation.

I also think a pump 12 gauge would be a smart weapon because it's probably the round you'd be most likely to find if foraging in a post apocolyptic world. That or maybe 9 mm.



0gravity
07.30.08 - 11:06 am

reply


new ride idea:

The Zombies and Brraaainns ride.

all the Brains start out and eventually find the small group of Zombies (ala the Warriors ride) until everyone is eventually a Zombie!



adamthelizard
07.30.08 - 11:20 am

reply


i wonder, since they're dumb, if i could just act like a zombie and get away with it... like shaun of the dead.


@ bentstrider: yep! that's the truck. ain't no way they're tipping it.



Jazzy Phat Nastee
07.30.08 - 11:46 am

reply


it would be cooler if it was a checkpoint race where after a certain amount of survivors made it, everybody else was a zombie. at each check point the number of survivors would decrease and zombies increase.

either that or a freefor all



upstate
07.30.08 - 12:06 pm

reply


Also, zombies hate hills.



Lizzard
07.30.08 - 6:32 pm

reply


Hey, if that type of ride happens, could we defend ourselves with Super-Soakers, Pump-action water-blasters, and water-balloons?

It's only fair if Umbrella S.T.A.R.S had some hand in this!!!!



bentstrider
07.30.08 - 6:39 pm

reply


okay going back to the check point race idea, what if:

in the beginning of the race there are a bunch of survivors and a few people picked as zombies picked at random. if the zombies beat you to the check point you become a zombie in the next round. zombies work together get more in their group until its just one survivor. I think this could be a cool ride idea. any ideas?




upstate
07.30.08 - 9:14 pm

reply


make it happen!



Joe Borfo
07.30.08 - 10:00 pm

reply


ZOMBIE MOB



ephemerae
07.30.08 - 10:35 pm

reply


CHOKE ON 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RHODES!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY, I'LL SET HER DOWN, BUT IF YOU AREN'T HERE BY THE TIME I TAKE OFF, YOU'RE LIABLE TO HAVE A LOUSY AFTERNOON.

THE ONLY PERSON WHO WOULD MISS WITH THIS BABY IS THE SUCKER WITH THE BREAD TO BUY IT!

THEY'RE ALL DEAD, THEY'RE ALL MESSED UP.

SHOOT IT MAN, SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!!

WHEN KNITTENZ RUNS OUT OF CAT FOOD, HELL WILL WALK THE EARTH!!





bentstrider
07.30.08 - 10:47 pm

reply


I DO NOT want zombies to ride bikes
I DO NOT want zombies to like hills
and
I DO NOT want zombies to be in mobs!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!



imachynna
07.31.08 - 12:13 am

reply


Coecoe and I are putting together an insomniac zombie ride



imachynna
07.31.08 - 1:38 am

reply

Reply


Who's been here recently...




Upcoming Ridezz...

[ View all Rides ]