STOP THE EVENTS, PAM
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SKIDMARCUS at 02.1.08 - 8:16 am
And show mercy on us.
We only wanted to ride bikes and make animal sounds and wear articles-of-food costumes. We now realize if there is too much F.U.N. concentrated in one particular area of the universe, that area must draw its funergy from somewhere, and you have to correct by attempting to stop some of our events and restoring the funergy balance.
Please forgive our minor infractions against the laws of eff you enn and, for the sake of generations of eff you enn to come:
STOP THE EVENTS, PAM.
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I told you this was impossible, son. Like a civil war or an ill advised love affair, once these events are set in motion they must play out, though the roads be clogged with refugees and the taverns full of the sodden lovelorn.
PAM cannot stop the events, SKIDMARCUS.
Hunker down. It's going to be brutal.
PAM02.1.08 - 12:27 pm
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You can always tell when it's Friday on this forum. I actually would have thought yesterday was Friday based on the traffic and funtude, but I checked my calendar and it was Thursday.
Is Thursday the new Friday? If so, what is Friday? It's like a new day, a primitive day, preceding all other days, and we control it's destiny in part through nurture, but perhaps some is given over to nature.
Friday is an Ur-day.
(I further speculate that at one time some other day (perhaps Sunday, when the traditional day of rest got switched around) at one point became the new Saturday, because you can see right there in Saturday that is also an Ur-day ---> Sat-Ur-day)
Alex Thompson02.1.08 - 1:05 pm
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RE: Ãœr-days
Does the entire week get shifted back, or do the Ãœr-days expand in both directions? What happens to Monday?
Re-Ãœr is so fun to write. It takes about eight keystrokes, but it's so worth it.
katiepoche02.1.08 - 1:26 pm
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There's no umlaut or dots or anything [stamps foot] because I say!
It's a creatively destructive process. Some day's character is destroyed, but perhaps it rises anew in some later Ur-day, like a Phoenix bike from the PRC.
Alex Thompson02.1.08 - 1:37 pm
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Ah HAH, I know why there are no dots over the "u"!
On my keyboard, command-u gets you the dots, then type the letter you want to have the umlaut over. So command-u, u. Give it a whirl, stompypants.
katiepoche02.1.08 - 2:52 pm
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Ah. I was thinking of "über," which has dots.
Also, bro down.
katiepoche02.1.08 - 3:11 pm
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Wir möchten unsere Wüstenrennmäuse in unseren Öffnungen!
PC02.1.08 - 3:13 pm
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De Fledermaus Fahrfergnügen Haagen-Daazs. Javol!
katiepoche02.1.08 - 3:15 pm
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Ich verkaufe Scheißdreck an betrunkene Analphabeten.
PC02.1.08 - 3:26 pm
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@PAM
1-You invite me over for a romantic dinner under the stars. What would you serve?
2-It's a cold September night and I'm getting the chills, how would you keep us warm?
3-if I chose you, what time range would we live in?
4-I like a module that knows how to use its hands -- what tool-making skills do you have?
SKIDMARCUS02.1.08 - 3:33 pm
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Ja. Klaar. Möchtest du eine vegan Banane Penis in deiner Öffnung?
PC02.1.08 - 3:36 pm
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@ SKIDMARCUS
I present to you my answers to your questions, in the order in which you asked them.
1 - Files, and plenty of them. But only after properly authenticating you as a user.
2 - I'm pluggable.
3 - It's not a time
range as such, but we would live in the pluperfect subjunctive. That is to say, we would live in the counterfactual past, acting as we would have acted had different conditions obtained.
4 - I don't understand your question. But I'm pluggable!
PAM02.1.08 - 3:53 pm
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PC, the Babel Fish translation of that question is hilarious.
"Yes. Klaar. Would you like one vegan banana Penis in your opening?"
I respectfully decline.
katiepoche02.1.08 - 4:25 pm
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Thanks for not stopping the events, PAM. You were right all along. I say from here on out we can safely assume there is enough funergy in the universe to go around. Although it cannot be destroyed, unlike energy, funergy
can be created. Thanks for not stopping the events, PAM.
SKIDMARCUS02.4.08 - 12:18 pm
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