HTML TALLBIKE 4 SALE
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SKIDMARCUS at 01.25.08 - 4:09 pm
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FOR SALE:
GENUINE LOS ANGELOPE HTML TAG TALL BIKE.
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gently used but structurally impeccable html tag code.
winner receives an email version of the tall bike in code form and also all original hand sketches, scanned as .jpg.
"in-process" picture included for reference.
bike is currently blue but i can paint it before i email it to you.
AUCTION ENDS TUESDAY 01-22-2008.
bidding starts at $0.01. No reserve.
Buy it now for $200.00 US.
No Paypal accepted, cash only.
to bid email to MARCUSGETSEMAIL@GMAIL.COM
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all you HTML is belong to LOS ANGELOPES!!!
e-rock01.25.08 - 4:15 pm
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Will you e-mail to a .uk address? Can I write a personal check? I can have my assistant scan a copy of the check I will be writing and then fax it to you. Upon receipt of the TALLBIKE (email) you can fax me back the copy of the check and I will have a stork drop 200 gold coins into your front yard.
This is a serious offer.... srsly!
mixtemotions01.25.08 - 4:17 pm
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.uk address = no problem.
fax/scan/email = no problem.
stork = BIG PROBLEM.
What, is it the 1800's over there?!
THIS IS AMERICA.
CASH MONEY.
SKIDMARCUS01.25.08 - 4:23 pm
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oops. wrong thread. But this one is tall enough to reach the end of the other one when it's underneath it. so it still counts.
richtotheie01.25.08 - 4:26 pm
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just wanted to let marcus know that i i'd like to open the bid at 0.02! any body over bid me and you wont be smoking.
eddieboyinla01.25.08 - 4:40 pm
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i just found this "in-process" pic. i had to break the frame into two heading-bodies so that i had clearance in my truck.
SKIDMARCUS01.25.08 - 4:50 pm
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re: the fork.
i managed to piece it together from two embedded objects which i had to sawzall apart. the css of the top frame didnt match the css of the bottom frame so i welded an applet between the two, like an adapter.
SKIDMARCUS01.25.08 - 4:54 pm
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woah, that's some crazy shit marxx
e-rock01.25.08 - 4:56 pm
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you maybe wrong, but at least you are within 25 cents.
SKIDMARCUS01.25.08 - 10:34 pm
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Does it come with an ASP headset? Could I convert it into an XHTML-geared?
two wheels good01.25.08 - 11:46 pm
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Want to trade for this rare tallcar blueprint? It would be great for CRUTCH Mob.
alec01.26.08 - 8:52 am
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...i got $0.03 from the smoky cloud in the corner...
SKIDMARCUS01.26.08 - 8:52 am
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Marcus,
I got approval from my supervisor Mr Keiko Abuki and I am ready to send you TEN MILLION DOLLARS. ($10,000,000.00)
Please post on this forum:
1. Your Bank Account Number
2. Drivers License Number and expiration date
3. Adress
and I'll wire you the money immediately.
marino01.26.08 - 3:22 pm
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Marcus bank account # is1423 ..204958304758..hurry...
skano01.26.08 - 3:26 pm
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I'll trade you an ascii marcus for the html tall bike.
brassknuckle01.26.08 - 8:33 pm
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E-rock and I have been working on it for about 6 weeks now. We were hoping a thread would come up like this so we would have a use for it.
first step was to take the image and print it on photo stock paper. after that, we hand corrected into ascii art using rub on transfer paper in true type font. from there we photocopied the image and burned it onto a silkscreen. we then silkscreened the image onto a t-shirt. after that we photographed the t-shirt with a digital camera. we were able to load the image into the computer and use photoshop to add the word "PIMP" and then uploaded it.
brassknuckle01.26.08 - 8:49 pm
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apparently no one (including myself, hahaha) noticed that the ending of the auction was Tuesday January 22, 2008.
Therefore, Joe Borfo, as winner of said bike in non-existent auction, will be forced to forfeit all claims to said bike. In lieu of the transaction, I have decided to donate the bike to a charity of my choosing, so that others may enjoy the many delights of said bike. As some of you know, my favorite charity is The Borfan House, which benefits underpriveleged Borfans throughout some weird hill in East Los Angeles. Hopefully this can resolve any inconvenience by said bike in the non-existant auction.
SKIDMARCUS01.29.08 - 9:35 am
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