Thread started by 666 at 12.21.09 - 3:06 pm

So i was riding along on my merry way and i saw this fully spandexed race guy roadie with this nice carbon italian bike. He looked like he wanted to race so i pass him fast on the left to see if he wanted to have some fun. I wait for him to accept the challenge, but all he does is give me a butt hurt look. So I just crop dust him and ride off.

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i'll pass a kid on a tricycle and think im awesome...i dont care who it is. Thanks for the crop dusting idea...im gonna fart past every kid i see next time i go to the park.



Volta
12.21.09 - 3:11 pm

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didn't realize i was on bikeforums



tfunk408
12.21.09 - 10:26 pm

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So i was riding along on my merry way and i saw this full tight wearing spandexed race guy roadie with this beater stripped down road bike. He looked like he was stopped on the corner talking to a sidewalk rider. I wanted to get to where i was going (a 40 mile ride in street clothes on the street bike bleh) so i pass him at the green light. I keep riding and a few miles later I notice the guy running red lights behind me and finally after another mile he catches me at the red light. I say hey and he says "i like your colors" mockingly and yanks this neon clip that holds my extra tube to my bag on my non colored fixed gear road bike. I'm like wtf and I just go at the green. now he is a little ways back but I'm not huffing. Finally he's on my wheel so I move to the right for him to pass; but, he just sticks. Not wanting to race and just going along my merry way I slow way down and then let him pass. He sprints off and I get back into cruising speed -- eventually he's in front of me again. Kinda pissed at this point and just wanting him to go away I start sticking him and drafting him close so maybe he'll pull away. He never speeds up and starts blocking the left so I just pull off and laugh to myself. As I do this he nearly crop dusts me. Another mile later and I find the clip is undone on my seat pack and the tube is falling off. What a jerk.



j3r3my
12.22.09 - 12:16 am

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MR is the new BF



j3r3my
responding to a comment by tfunk408
12.22.09 - 12:17 am

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MR and BF are like two warring factions of Survivalist militias in the midst of an undead apocalypse.



bentstrider
12.22.09 - 12:33 am

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