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Thank you, Nuts.

Thread started by hatehills at 04.8.09 - 11:51 am

As I was riding to work, I noticed a nagging discomfort in my nether region. For those who don't have the pleasure of owning testicles, sometimes, while riding, one of the little fellas will work it's way out of the "comfort zone" and need to be put back in it's place. I pulled over to stop and make the necessary adjustments. Just as I did this, an enormous palm frond came crashing to the ground from a tall tree in THE EXACT LOCATION where I would have been if I hadn't stopped to tend to my wayward ball. Although I doubt that the fallen tree part would have killed me, it certainly wouldn't have felt very good. So I just wanted to take this opportunity to publicly say:

Thank you, Nuts.

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All hail Nuts.

safari
04.8.09 - 12:01 pm

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LULZ! oh JC...

canadienne
04.8.09 - 12:02 pm

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wash yo' nuts,
por favor?

madmike
04.8.09 - 12:03 pm

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best story of the day!

i have a couple of balls, so it's good to know that i am not alone in the fixing of the area down there.

NUTS FTW!

bondink
04.8.09 - 12:03 pm

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this is nutz

rayrayray
04.8.09 - 12:03 pm

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hahah! freedom fries, ftw!

spiraldemon
04.8.09 - 12:04 pm

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"Wayward Ball" ahahaha!
Sounds like a professor I had in college.

BICYKILLER
04.8.09 - 12:23 pm

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^^^no way! I had a Mr.Ball as my high school art teacher.

canadienne
04.8.09 - 12:27 pm

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^^^^ Or a male British pornstar....

BICYKILLER
04.8.09 - 12:34 pm

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I haven't thanked my nutz lately. Thank you nutz, for being team players.

str8cruzin
04.8.09 - 12:53 pm

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ruinedbyidiots
04.8.09 - 12:55 pm

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your nuts can see 15 seconds in to the future

666
04.8.09 - 12:59 pm

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I concur. Scrotal Prognostication.

hatehills
04.8.09 - 1:14 pm

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You'd be surprised what we know.

Oh and...you're welcome

meandmyblueballs
04.8.09 - 1:15 pm

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^^ best troll name ever.

so appropriate for this thread.

GodLovesUgly
04.8.09 - 6:09 pm

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I'm just nuts about nuts! Especially when they save lives.

Lance Armstrong is nuts about ... nut.

And I am twelve years old on the inside. Hello.

katiepoche
04.8.09 - 9:49 pm

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Katie has ball envy. Even though the ones she's got are quite adequate.

hatehills
04.9.09 - 2:41 am

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ddue thatx nuts.
just came back fromm chill town.
%^____^

IO'm a bitfh buzzed!,afsdkljga

dgaf!

Alfredo
04.9.09 - 2:48 am

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