hey French con.
I don't read comics...so I don't know. Maybe you have a better idea than I do. Anyway, here is a good ebay listing for you and your friends:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320278037573
"Steel track bars & stem
Bar width: 46cm
Stem length: 150mm
Stem fits 1" steerers
This is the perfect REPLICA (see questions below) bar and stem set for
one of you hipster douchebags to hang off your brakeless track bike or
fixie or fixed gear or freestyler or whatever the hell you're calling
your douchecycle. Goes perfect with girls' jeans, fugly green deep-v
wheels and top tube pad. Good for record skids, bar spins or just
hitting yourself in the forehead.
Yeah, that's right, me and Koichi Nakano think you're all a bunch of retards.
If you're located in West Philly, I'll hand-deliver these for free and
make fun of you to your face like the big obnoxious bully I am. Oh,
and despite what you think, I AM cooler than you because back when I
was your age my band opened for Bad Brains and one time I hung out
with Shaun Ryder so you'd better hope I never meet your girlfriend.
YOU MAY ONLY BID ON THIS ITEM IF YOU ARE A FAD-OBSESSED IDIOT LIVING
IN THE UNITED STATES.
PAYMENT IS DUE IN FULL VIA PAYPAL WITHIN 24 HOURS OF AUCTION'S END -
DON'T WORRY, YOUR MOM WILL COVER THE CHARGE TO YOUR CREDIT CARD.
GOOD LUCK.
I HATE YOU."
Okay this is me again. I don't hate you at all. Just thought you and might be looking for some drops and a stem.
tern07.24.08 - 5:00 pm
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