F'N WEST SIDE RIDE #3
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jonnyboy at 08.25.08 - 6:50 pm
This time we are riding to new and not well known places on the West Side. The previous two F'N Rides have been at a moderate pace, so this time it's getting advertised that way! Beach cruisers are still welcome and nobody will be dropped, but we will be doing some riding on both sides of the 405 and then heading back very close to Windward Circle to finish things up.
Previously the F'N rides have been less than organized, but this one has a tiny bit more structure.
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This ride begins at the usual meetup spot, Mar Vista Park (at the corner of Sawtelle & Palms)
MEET @ 9:30
RIDE @ 10:00
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Yayaaaaaahhhh!!!
More Circle Jerk FTW!!!!!!!!
bentstrider08.25.08 - 7:34 pm
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Sorry bent, Windward Circle is not on the list of stops!
jonnyboy08.25.08 - 8:29 pm
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What was that in reference too anyway?
jonnyboy08.25.08 - 10:08 pm
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****UPDATE****
The start time has been pushed back to 10:30
jonnyboy08.25.08 - 11:31 pm
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I only call it that because I was talking to a couple of people at the beach that wanted to know what we were doing (4th of July ride/FUNDERSTORM).
I mentioned to these guys that there was going to be some music at the Windward Circle after we all got done riding.
So, as I closed up, one of the guys was all, "So y'all going down to the Circle-Jerk later tonight? Cool."
So, that's why anytime any "Circle of Death" related thing is brought up, you'll always hear me screaming "Circle Jerk" whenever it's going down.
bentstrider08.26.08 - 3:08 am
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so super excited, jonnyboy! I was not there for #1 nor #2 - but will be there for #3!
and this is right after VEE SEE EMM ???? if this is anything like the Something Else ride or even if it's just Something Else entirely crazy - I cannot wait!
WESTSIDE RIDAZZZZZZ !!!!
Ride On !!!
bondink08.26.08 - 10:38 am
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The problem is that there are some crutch places places on the West side that have been frequented a bit too much. I'm aiming to introduce a few new spots that could possibly be a lot of F.U.N.
There will be some familiar places too though!
jonnyboy08.26.08 - 11:35 am
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I am sorry to say that there will be no Mustache Bridge, no Windward Circle, and no CRANK MOB park, but there might be some mini pier thrown into the mix ;)
There will DEFINITELY be pizza at the end. If we time it out just right there will be free pizza & cookies for everyone!
jonnyboy08.26.08 - 11:50 am
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If we were to recreate last time's success, I would suggest getting there @ 3am with at least 6 people and at least 4 peeps ordering a pizza each... some persuasive pizza-munchie sophistry helps too
el zilcho08.26.08 - 12:10 pm
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Mini Pier !!!
Free Pizza !!!
Free Cookies !!!
jonnyboy, are you the same awesomness jonnyboy that played 20 questions with me on that lazy friday afternoon..
where did you come from - YOU ROCK!!!!
bondink08.26.08 - 12:13 pm
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yeah, where do all bike fiends come from? another bike? a demented bike? a bike factory? a demented bike factory?
el zilcho08.26.08 - 12:17 pm
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the milk man?
the mailman?
the paperboy?
BRETT'S MOM ?!?!
bondink08.26.08 - 12:23 pm
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Thanks bondink! Yeah I will never forget that Friday afternoon when the 5:30 thread was the key to my survival. If it were not for that thread my face would have spontaneously combusted out of boredom and anticipation of that night's activities
Lane, fucking great idea about letting them know in advance- I'm thinking I'll call them today or tomorrow to talk about it. Then I'll follow up when we are about an hour away from stopping by so I can tell them how many people we have in our partay on wheelz. And yeah it would be best to go in on whole pizzas for sure.
Those guys have always been so effing cool about us cramming their pizza place. In theory a little planning will only make them appreciate us even more!
jonnyboy08.26.08 - 12:24 pm
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is this the coolest little pizza joint in the world that i think your thinking of taking us too?
if so, say no moar.. i love the owner (East Coast, bitches!)
bondink08.26.08 - 12:33 pm
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If I make it out to this, I'm buying whatever he has left on the racks!!!
That pizza was mighty tasty, especially when drenched with a cup of Tobasco!!!
bentstrider08.26.08 - 12:36 pm
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hehehehe.. i know where we are going!!!!
so super excited!!!
^^^ BUMP ^^^
bondink08.26.08 - 2:43 pm
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and what is this business about being on both sides of the 405? can't we be on both sides of the 10 too?
el zilcho08.26.08 - 2:57 pm
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can we bring bike gear, jon?
is Brett's Mom gonna be there, jon?
where are we gonna go, jon?
what are we gonna do, jon?
i am so super sexxxxited, jon?!
hahaha! i love you guys.. but i gotz no patience! Izz wants to know!
j/k
bondink08.26.08 - 3:04 pm
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can swing by brett's mom's house jon?
or is that a given?
el zilcho08.26.08 - 3:09 pm
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hahahahaha!
i think that's a given :)
right, jon?
bondink08.26.08 - 3:12 pm
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Ok so it seems that people are quite inquisitive today
Well that's ok!
Let's seeee heeere....
el zilcho:
Q: swim gear?
A: I guess, if you want to. There will be opportunities for you to jump in the ocean, but I will not be following.
Q: both sides of the 405? why not the 10 as well?
A: We will hit 3 of the 4 quadrants where the 10 and the 405 intersect. Depending on how the scouting goes in the next few days, there might be reason to hit the 4th quadrant as well.
On to bondink:
Q: can we bring bike gear, jon?
A: Yes please do!
Q: is Brett's Mom gonna be there, jon?
A: I would really hope so, cause where else would she be?
Q: where are we gonna go, jon?
A: To some new places, all on the West side
Q: what are we gonna do, jon?
A: We are going to seek out the F.U.N. and EXPOSE IT.
Q: i am so super sexxxxited, jon?!
A: I don't know if this is a question, but if it is I will say yes!
Hopefully that clears a few things up. I am getting more and more excited to put this ride on, I'm scouting out the route very soon!
jonnyboy08.26.08 - 3:16 pm
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i heard brett mom's house is on wheels,
a city mandate to stop the congestion there...
el zilcho08.26.08 - 3:22 pm
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Will there be a reasonable amount of stops b4 last call jon?
el zilcho08.26.08 - 3:27 pm
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Now that is a good question
and the answer is
YES YES
yes
2.5 yes's for each rida
jonnyboy08.26.08 - 3:34 pm
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I heard we're visiting a seven foot tall fiberglass rooster off of Jefferson... is this true?
el zilcho08.26.08 - 3:39 pm
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Got a route now....
THE F'N WEST SIDE RIDE...
...NOW WITH
100% MORE VIRGIN WEST SIDE LOCATIONS
100% LESS BORING WEST SIDE LOCATIONS
80.4% MORE "REFUELING" STOPS
50.2% MORE DOWNHILL SLALOMS
SERVING IT UP DELI STYLE FRESH
FOR YOUR CRANKS TO MUNCH ON
jonnyboy08.27.08 - 3:48 pm
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YES!!!!!!!!!!
am super duper excited!
it's like they moved Disney Land from California to Florida and called it Disney World !!!
bondink08.27.08 - 3:51 pm
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it's like euro disney went to tokyo, then got dumped in times square!
el zilcho08.28.08 - 10:16 am
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Hey,
Are beach cruisers going to have a problem with hills, speed, etc. on this one?
stevo408.28.08 - 10:43 am
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Good question!
Beach cruisers will be A-OK. An equal amount of effort went into making the route cruiser-safe!
I'm starting to get pumped!
jonnyboy08.28.08 - 10:46 am
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We won't be hustling it either, we just won't be crawling it!
jonnyboy08.28.08 - 10:47 am
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can I bring slimey the worm? he doesn't ride a bike, but he's into these kind of things
el zilcho08.28.08 - 11:23 am
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Lane, you wanna help me lead / keep this ride en route tomorrow night? I could use some help actually
jonnyboy08.28.08 - 11:31 am
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i KNEW that was you LANE !!!
hahaha.. table chess.. hehehe, sneaky!
bondink08.28.08 - 11:41 am
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if I get to lead all the ladies... and only back to my apt...
el zilcho08.28.08 - 11:57 am
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DESPENSA JOHNNYBOY,
BUT LACM IS A MONTHLY COMMITMENT THAT CANT BE DENIED,
HOPE YOU GUYZ HAVE A GOOD RIDE.
eddieboyinla08.28.08 - 12:02 pm
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i'm would like to attend this ride with a friend but she gets off of work (which is about 2 blocks from mar vista park) at 11pm.
jonnyboy, if i showed up a little early would you be willing to tell me the location of the first stop and how to get to there so i ride with her to catch up?
unless you are wililng to post it here
or email the information to me
(if you are, i'll post my addy on the next post).
deboRAWR08.29.08 - 1:18 am
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That's not a problem at all. I would be more than happy to email it to you.
I just finished the spokecard, I'll be handing these out just before we start :)
jonnyboy08.29.08 - 2:01 am
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my email is iminlosangelestoday@yahoo.com
thanks
deboRAWR08.29.08 - 2:12 am
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That spoke card reminds me of Max Headroom! Eye boiling, retina searing F.U.N.!!!
el zilcho08.29.08 - 10:41 am
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Possible after party to this ride if people are interested. It's right by Centinella and Washington.
We shall seeeeeeee.
Jaz08.29.08 - 1:23 pm
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YEA!!! JAZ - you rock!!!!
super duper F!U!N! tonight! I hope to see all you gaisszzz there!
what time is it?
what time is it?
what time is it?
IT'S PARTY TIME!
IT'S PARTY TIME!
IT'S PARTY TIME!
bondink08.29.08 - 1:44 pm
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I really want to do this shit, but I gotta get some trailers delivered, so hopefully I finish near 20:00 hrs.
If not, here's my # 760 686 3051 to text valuable info to.
Better late than never, I guess.
bentstrider08.29.08 - 5:05 pm
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bent it would be great to have your ass there! I'll give you a call!
jonnyboy08.29.08 - 6:09 pm
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DAN B!!!!
LANE SAYS DAN B
WE ALL SAY!!!!
DAN B!!!!!!!!
*** from mini pier ***
jonnyboy08.30.08 - 2:11 am
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EPIC RIDE, jonnyboy!
Thank you to jonnyboy and undercover bob for the route!
we went to places and rode down roads the westside HAS NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE!!!
we went as fast as ROBOTZ and had some major F!U!N!
i forgot i have to work on saturday.. and all city race is sunday - when i find the time i will do the pictures and post the awesomeness of the F'N Westside Ride #3 that was captured!
until then.. Ride On!!!!
bondink08.30.08 - 3:33 am
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and LANE! thank you to LANE for the route as well.. most EPIC!
the mini pier rocks so hard core!
bondink08.30.08 - 3:34 am
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Thanks for an awesome first haul guys. You're the best welcome a girl could ask for in LA. :)
Pictures? Someone got a link?
pr0xy08.30.08 - 9:46 am
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This ride was brought to you by Ortega.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_jxq6ZS3ms8
Jaz08.30.08 - 2:00 pm
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hey now, what's up with all this credit I'm getting? If I deserve any credit at all, it's a very VERY tiny fraction of the credit that jonnyboy gets for putting together an awesome route with new locations and keeping the F.U.N. rolling! He even made those bitchin spoke cards and kept the group together to the bitter end!
Undercover Bob08.30.08 - 2:11 pm
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yea, welcome ROXY!
you kick ass.. the pictures will go up when i get a chance.. hoping that will be when i get off work.. tonight! i even started on them when i got home last night cause they are so super awesome!
@ jonnyboy:
yea.. spoke cards were F.U.N. - looks so sexxxy on my tires!
"show me your tires!"
bondink08.30.08 - 2:17 pm
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okay, chloe, lane, and I tried to figure this out last night but we're all stumped. Anybody know how I got blood sprayed all over the crotch region of my shorts last night? Did I wound someone?
Undercover Bob08.30.08 - 2:30 pm
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You guys! I am so super stoked that everyone enjoyed the route!!!
It was definitely stressful at times trying to keep the whole ride together, especially since I was trying to establish that this ride is meant to be a little bit faster. Next time I will make sure that it is clearly posted. Next ride is NO BEACH CRUISERS, and NO SUGARCOOKIES!!!! :)
The amphitheater seemed like the coolest spot, the only thing we need next time is a sound system and that place is going to ROCK OUT!
SO excited about these new places. SO glad that there was such a good showing. Thanks guys!!
How about those rollercoaster hills?! Fucking crazy. I am so thankful that everyone stayed close and did not try to hijack the ride, navigating gets crazy round those parts.
Special thanks goes out to Kieron for some brilliant tips on the beginning of the route, yeeeoowwwowow!!! It was great!!
CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!
F'N WEST SIDE RIDE!!
which means either
FRIDAY NIGHT WEST SIDE RIDE
OR!!!
FUCKIN WEST SIDE RIDE!
either works, I'll let you decide.
Official F'N WEST SIDE RIDE song is "Dan B". I posted the lyrics a little earlier in this thread after we stopped at the mini pier :)
jonnyboy08.30.08 - 6:18 pm
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I HEARD YOUR RIDE SUCKED, FROM SEVERAL RIDAS.
( just playing )
HOW MANY SHOWED UP JOHNNYBOY?
eddieboyinla08.30.08 - 6:24 pm
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That amphitheater was a truly sweet find!
I dunno about the no beach cruisers rule... How about a no slowpokes or weirdos rule? 'Cause Patrick was on his first ride and once he learned to draft me he was able to keep up for a pretty good distance at speeds of about 25mph... WITH ASTHMA! That kid's awesome. I hope to see him on the next ride and even if there's a no beach cruiser law in effect by then, I'll vouch for him and push his wind so he can keep up.
Undercover Bob08.30.08 - 9:51 pm
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FUCK YA, ONE RIDA TO ANOTHER, FROM ANOTHER MOTHER.
eddieboyinla08.30.08 - 9:56 pm
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@ Eddie, it was a pretty good turn out. Probably about 40 peeps at the start. I think Jonnyboy took a more accurate head count than I did though. How many were there Jon?
on another note:
Chloe, Lane and myself started a new tradition after this F'N ride. For those of you who have more party-fuel to burn after the next F'N Westside Ride, be advised that The Something Else Ride is to Critical Mass as The Whatthefuck Ride is to the F'N Westide Ride. In other words, if the F'N ride is over and you're still lookin' to party on, you can simply join The Whatthefuck Ride!
Undercover Bob08.30.08 - 9:58 pm
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Ryan, Patrick stands in a league of his own- and he is welcome on any future rides whatever bike he rides :)
It was truly impressive seeing a dude on a beach cruiser hauling some ass against a headwind! He would be a force to be reckoned with if he got a road bike, no doubt.
I would guess about 40-50 people were at the start. I made 45 spoke cards, and I ended up with 2 at the very end, one for me and one for Mandy :) There might have been just a few people that didn't get spoke cards.
Overall, I was really happy with the turnout. I think that amphitheater can handle quite the mass of people though. Add a soundsystem with 20-30 more people and I think the ingredients would be just right for some SERIOUS CRAZY TOWN F.U.N.
jonnyboy08.31.08 - 12:44 am
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I had fun. I had to leave early because I was getting sleepy. What can I say, I'm weak.
Might it work to split off the slower folks next time instead of just getting rid of 'em? Each group would try to stay together but both groups wouldn't need to. Maybe it wouldn't be practical.
reedie08.31.08 - 6:32 pm
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SARA
WE NEED UR PICS!!!!
GAHHH!!!
:)
jonnyboy09.1.08 - 11:09 am
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@ jonnyboy:
how's this - i had to work today.. stuck in WeHo..
as soon as i get home i am doing the F'N pics and the Wolfpack pics..
i can promise, they ARE worth the wait :P
bondink09.1.08 - 11:12 am
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k.. so the pictures are up and done.
love all you gaisszzzz.. i hope you enjoy them.. go here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/thesarabond/sets/72157607069151207/
bondink09.1.08 - 10:20 pm
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it's there.. i promise -- his face is EPIC !!!
bondink09.1.08 - 10:40 pm
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Sarah
SERIOUSLY AWESOME PICTURES!!
Thank you thank you thank you!!!
+1 to the Jaz fire pic!
jonnyboy09.1.08 - 10:42 pm
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Sorry for spelling your name wrong, Sara!
Won't happen again!!! I know how it feels to have an extra "H" added into your name all the damn time.
***SMACKS FACE***
jonnyboy09.1.08 - 10:48 pm
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thanks for the ride -- it was full of awesomeness!
bondink09.1.08 - 10:51 pm
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I specifically remember making some awesome faces, where did those pics go?
):
Jaz09.2.08 - 1:57 am
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Let the record show that I rode the Wolfpack All City Race without any spoke cards except for ONE... it said "F. U. N." in 3D with cool orange and blue coloring... yeah.
Undercover Bob09.2.08 - 2:33 am
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Ha! I agree, +1 fire picture.
12y|)3 |_|12 |31|<3, 6|_|121z w|11 741|< 2 |_|!
(ryde ur bike, gurlz will talk 2 u!)
Thanks for posting em Sara!
pr0xy09.2.08 - 7:58 am
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Eddie, that's how the West side rolls man....
Rollin' strong!
I'll be leading another West side ride out to meet some East siders again soon enough. I'm also hoping to do another good route out on the West side that you guys should roll too as well though :)
jonnyboy09.2.08 - 10:49 am
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