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Hey that ride was absolutely FUN. Good work Annie! Shout out to Annie, TallCans and Royal Academy for making a really good ride! The route was really good, the spoke cards rule. We toured a lot of the city. So much fun I had.
It really felt like an old school good old down to earth RIDE last night.
Even though we really really rode safe and obeyed the lights the cops harrassed the ride. That part going down 2nd where they just pulled dangerously right in front of everyone sucked.
good stuff... veganbananpeni are fun.. i loves them..
and note to self.. if you try to smack the ass of someone on a tandem.. you will probably crash.. cuz you drank a bottle of whiskey.. heh.. my knee is a pretty color today :D
although i can't stop thinking about the ass-hole cop who ask someone, "WHAT IS THAT?! " "...uh, A BANANA, duh", and you could see when his brain just froze, ( hum well crap can i harass him and the rest of these folks for having a bananas and bikes ...fuck =-( ... oh but wait i can for = OBSTRUCTING A SIDEWALK and while im at it i will intimidate everyone by pulling out my big black stick and walking like im gonna hit someone.
WTF WAS UP WITH THAT DAMN COP?
But im glad when everyone regrouped by the cal-trans building. =- )
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i arranged the cops who went BaNaNaS!!! i want nothing but the best for you all. all little game of split up the bikey bikies and watch the bikey bikies scatter sucked, but was sooooo strangely exciting. i really thought the ride was over when all the cops started showing up, but was so proud and relieved to find a bunch of VeGaNBaNaNaPeNiSeS scattered around downtown and finally converging into one enormous group again. good job, everyone!
thanks to all who showed up! you all made my ride the success that i'm hearing and felt it was. the turn out was surprisingly large and i only wish i had made more spoke cards.
congrats to winners of the VeGaNBaNaNaPeNiS distance toss (forgot your name. sorry) and costume contest (PC). i'm glad you all got so into it! it was hilarious. (except i felt bad for stumbling pc.)
and thanks to theroyalacademy (sean) for helping with the awesome spoke cards and sean and alex (tallcans) for helping with route ideas and herding the cattle. you fuckers pretend you're dominant but actually enjoy a little submission when i put you in your place!
you both made the VeGaNBaNaNaPeNiS hard and juicy!
whoever started the group countdown to my yelling "VeGaNBaNaNaPeNiS" at the long light on 5th and western, you were FUCKING AWESOME!!!
the countdown was started by the dude on the sexiest photo!! he's the same dude that started the prom by yelling,"should i start the prom?!?! should i start the prom?!?!" and then proceeded to use every dance move in the book from the 80's.
Limited Edition VeGaNBaNaNaPeNiS Spoke Cards by meandmyblue and theroyalacademy!
we're making a handle full more, you lucky bastars! let me know if you want one and i'll try to bring it on the next ride i'm on. maybe la critical mass or definitely ktown forge & gorge.
Annie YOU ARE MY HERO!!! Last nights ride was SO effing RAD! I LOVE VEGAN BANANA PENIS.... It is my best buddy on the loneliest of nights. Good choice of parks! Hollenbeck is my favorite! Aww and special spoke cards! Music was awesome route was awesome. Richie "tossing" PC! so rad. I love getting home from rides at 5 am still buzzing from how much fun we had! even w/ the cop BS this ride was tippity tops!! I wish I read the "suck it or fuck it" before... I never think of good things to say to cops!! ;)
overall good ride!! minus the fact that i got a ticket and cuffed for no reason.. i had a great time! thanks a shit load to all who stopped and had my back with the cops. all that matters is i finished the ride and the cops didnt find my weed!
@FUNANU & markcruzniggah (now I don't have to ask the annoying question "What do you post as?" :))
FLATS AND SINGING ARE AWESOME. ESPECIALLY GOODBYE HORSES.
Funanu, we will most definitely put Goodbye Horses on your phone on repeat and only sing that one part soon. Many many times again and again.