I AM DRUNK AT WORK

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boogalooSHRIMP at 10.26.08 - 5:24 pm
I DIDN'T DRINK FOR FOUR YEARS. NOW I'M DRUNK. AND I'M AT WORK. I ALSO WORKED FOR 6 YEARS. THEN QUIT WORKING. THEN I QUIT DRINKING. NOW I'M DRINKING AND WORKING AT THE SAME JOB WHERE I QUIT BEFORE I QUIT DRINKING AND AT THE SAME JOB THAT LED ME TO DRINK. YOU'RE ALL DRUNKS TOO AND I LOVE YOU.
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BY THE WAY IT'S SUNDAY 5PM. AND I JUST WANNA MAKE SOME CHICKEN SANDOS.
boogalooSHRIMP10.26.08 - 5:24 pm
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When you are drunk you remind me of Eddie.
marino10.26.08 - 5:30 pm
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i can't even ride my bike right now... how the fuck you do you bastards do this on huge rides.. i would be causing everyone to fall over. haha. sweeeervvveeee
boogalooSHRIMP10.26.08 - 5:46 pm
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BE-careful it's not easy being cheesey !!!
skano10.26.08 - 6:02 pm
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There's a little bit of dirty diaper in my SANDO!
Joe Borfo10.26.08 - 6:06 pm
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I usually do it the other way around - I'm drunk, and then I try to work.
turrican10.26.08 - 6:12 pm
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Skano teaches a post graduate level course on how (not) to behave while drunk.
Frankly if you are so messed up that you can't even ride a bike I doubt it has anything to do with alcohol. I think you are under the influence of working on Sunday. This stuff will kill you.
I tasted Borfo's diaper at Choppercabras and it was sweeeet.
marino10.26.08 - 6:16 pm
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I'm high at school pretty much every morning
la duderina10.26.08 - 9:03 pm
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ha 30 minutes before my high school graduation my friend and i smoked a j, drank a tad bit too much prescription cough syrup and topped it off with a few swigs of vodka.
i was so pale by the end. on the way home in the car with my mom i had to open the door and throw up.
what a day to remember.
Frozen Fingersss10.26.08 - 9:11 pm
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I had to piss the whole time at my graduation. Then while I was driving home I pissed on myself. My whole family, friends and neighbors were at my house and when I got there I'm standing there getting hugs and congrats etc etc with piss all over myself.
la duderina10.26.08 - 9:17 pm
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oh yeah and at my undergrad ceremony my friend's friends popped some bubbly right there on the grass while the President of the school was giving his speech. everyone around us heard the cork pop it was funny. tasted good too.
la duderina10.26.08 - 9:27 pm
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I'm pretty sure I need to meet you.
hatehills10.26.08 - 10:50 pm
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apparently you people have never been to a calarts graduation.. lets talk about consistant drinking /smoking / nudity throughout the entire actual ceremony.
tinycities10.26.08 - 11:09 pm
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I graduated during the summer, so my ceremony was riding down the street (school was about a mile from my house) and picking up the diploma from the front desk. Yes, I was baked.
Opened it and saw that they'd spelled my name wrong. Fantastic.
turrican10.27.08 - 12:14 am
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@hatehills if you're referring to la dudrina. then DITTO.
and turrican. thats such a bummer but so hilarious.
Frozen Fingersss10.28.08 - 9:42 am
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we gummed rocks of hash at graduation. talking about drugs on the internet is silly.
ruinedbyidiots10.28.08 - 11:11 am
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rbi, talking about drugs on the internet while at work is nice when you're getting paid
spiraldemon10.28.08 - 11:26 am
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This middle-aged guy at my work would drink alone at lunch a lot...
One day he showed up after lunch and threw up all over his office.
They fired him recently.
canadienne10.28.08 - 11:37 am
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dude, I need moar funnie stoaries, rina
spiraldemon
10.28.08 - 2:09 pm
LoL. I have tons of piss stories. that has happened to me a lot now that I think about it.
la duderina10.28.08 - 1:12 pm
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im not drunk but high.. all day every mother freaking day ... woop woop
Debut21310.28.08 - 7:16 pm
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