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Sex with bike is NOT a crime.
Thread started by TheDude at 04.7.10 - 11:23 am

Let's see if I pass html 101

This is a facebook page dedicated to .... well.... look for yourself.

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there you go :)



666
04.7.10 - 1:30 pm

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Let's make this a ride!
We all do a circle of death and then get off and start humpin our bikes!
The real bike love



Jeff Yess
04.7.10 - 4:16 pm

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SIGN ME UP



TheDude
04.8.10 - 12:24 am

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Issue: Whether a person may have sex with a bicycle.

Rule: All sex must be consensual, otherwise it is rape.

Analysis: Before having sex with a partner, one must first receive consent from said partner. In this instance, the person in question intended to have sex with a bicycle. Did the bicycle consent? No, it did not. A bicycle, as an inanimate object, is incapable of giving consent to allow sexual acts performed upon it. Because a bicycle is incapable of giving consent, it cannot possibly have allowed the person in question to perform sexual acts upon it.

Conclusion: The person in question raped the non-consenting bicycle and should go to jail.



shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 2:49 am

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TheDude....kurlyq2g@hotmail.com

Check your email, i sent you a message regarding some pics you took of me and a couple of friends, on a taco tuesday ride....(not two days ago, but last weeks)



emed_5
responding to a comment by TheDude
04.8.10 - 11:09 am

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sorry, i dont check my email as much as i should, i will get back to you later tonight about that.



TheDude
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04.8.10 - 1:16 pm

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Since the legal definition of Rape is
"rape is an assault by a person involving sexual intercourse with another person without that person's consent"

and since a bike is not a person, then you cannot rape a bike.

Are you sure you are going to law school.



Foldie
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 1:22 pm

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That means were going to have to arrest billions of women for raping dildos!



buckchin
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 1:22 pm

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http://www.midnightridazz.com/viewPhoto.php?artistId=456&galleryId=42740

i did a rough edit for you real quick, i will do a better job and get the other pics out tonight hopefully.



TheDude
responding to a comment by emed_5
04.8.10 - 1:25 pm

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Comment of the day!!! Bravo



Foldie
responding to a comment by buckchin
04.8.10 - 1:27 pm

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I'm not sure about law school, but I do know one thing: you are retarded.



shotgunBOOMBOOM
responding to a comment by Foldie
04.8.10 - 1:30 pm

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Wrong, dildos are made for the primary purpose of being used as sexual objects.

Because the very reason they are made is to provide sexual satisfaction, their consent to sexual use is inherent in their mere existence.

...also, news flash: guys use dildos, too.



shotgunBOOMBOOM
responding to a comment by buckchin
04.8.10 - 1:32 pm

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okay kool...its fine if you dont upload them to the actual photo gallery....
i'd prefer if u can send them to my email...emed_5@yahoo.com

good lookin out....



emed_5
responding to a comment by TheDude
04.8.10 - 2:04 pm

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...also, news flash: guys use dildos, too.

A dildo to be inserted in the anus and remain in place for a period of time is called a butt-plug

I new I'd find a reasonable argument in wikipedia

It's pretty interesting reading about dildos, and they have some graphic pictures too.

A federal appeals court upheld Alabama's law prohibiting the sale of sex toys on Valentine's Day, 2007

Ironically on Valentine's day, sux for people with out a date!



buckchin
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 2:31 pm

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Dude, retarded is not the preferred nomenclature. developmentally disabled, please.



Foldie
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 2:38 pm

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So you would rather be referred to as:

developmentally disabled, please

hmmm, well, i suppose you should embrace the dildo



markd
responding to a comment by Foldie
04.8.10 - 2:44 pm

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"dildo to be inserted in the anus and remain in place for a period of time is called a butt-plug"

I new I'd find a reasonable argument in wikipedia


WIKI FAIL.


key words: REMAIN IN PLACE FOR A PERIOD OF TIME. < this is what makes it a butt plug, this does not mean that any dildo inserted into an anus is a butt plug.



PWND AGAIN. WANT MOAR?






shotgunBOOMBOOM
responding to a comment by buckchin
04.8.10 - 3:06 pm

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You're quite the dildo expert! I'll try and read some more and see if I can find anything, but it's kind of embarrassing having the wika dildo page up at work.



buckchin
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 3:15 pm

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It's not expertise in dildos, but simple reading comprehension skills.



shotgunBOOMBOOM
responding to a comment by buckchin
04.8.10 - 3:23 pm

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do veggies remain veggies when inserted? Or do they become dildos?
what if a finger is inserted for a "period of time"; does the finger become a butt plug?

MR needs to get a dildo, anal bead, butt plug sponsor.

Where's CoolAssMike when you need him?



markd
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 3:25 pm

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darn it.... well forget my previous post then.





markd
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 3:26 pm

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And so if this bike freak were freaking a freak bike that had been designed for the primary (or even secondary) purpose of being used as a sexual object, then the issue of what the bike "wanted" to do goes away?

At what point in the design and assembly process does a collection of inanimate materials acquire the capacity to be wronged? Presumably, the ore that eventually became the bicycle parts (and the oil or sand or whatever that became the dildo) did not consent to being melted down, refined, refracted, etc.. Were the raw materials' rights infringed?

Do we commit battery every time we step upon the non-consenting ground?



nathansnider
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 3:46 pm

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thats sort of what i was trying to draw out of the convo, but I guess i just came across as a pervert instead (maybe).

If a plastic is molded to become a dildo, then does what you do with a veggie changed something about the veggie? Or maybe the dildo is still just plastic and the violation of plastic has occurred (or whatever reductions are introduced).


And why hasnt anyone asked: when does THIS ride start?



markd
responding to a comment by nathansnider
04.8.10 - 3:51 pm

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Video of girl getting busy with the bike. Illegal? I think not


Funny - Funny Videos



Foldie
04.8.10 - 3:55 pm

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and thus we slide down the slippery slope.



shotgunBOOMBOOM
responding to a comment by nathansnider
04.8.10 - 3:57 pm

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Do we commit battery every time we step upon the non-consenting ground?

Since the topic is the abuse of inanimate objects; how is NS's question moving toward the slippery slope? Unless slippery slope is just some kind of subliminal dildo reference...

Speaking of sex, toys, perversion and fun:

Pee Wee's big Adventure -- playing at the Hammer tonight ($10 says Pee Wee will be there).


ShotugunBUmpBump



markd
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04.8.10 - 4:59 pm

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"Wrong, BICYCLES are made for the primary purpose of being used as sexual objects.

Because the very reason they are made is to provide sexual satisfaction, their consent to sexual use is inherent in their mere existence."

I fixed it for you, shotgun : )



TheDude
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04.8.10 - 5:49 pm

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