The Beer Shits
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Joe Borfo at 08.7.09 - 11:31 am
Has this happened to you yet on a ride?
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I was riding up Kenter yesterday, and I had to take a shit, had to ditch some friends... but though I didnt have anything beer in my system... Ive had that problem on mass rides... it sucks.... You have to ride awkward on the seat.... kind of like trying to cross your legs... while looking for a restroom where you know you can stop, do your business and still catch up...
md208.7.09 - 11:37 am
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just make sure not to slip off your saddle.
mattspeed responding to a
comment by md2
08.7.09 - 11:39 am
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poo + lycra = poo sausage
KiMS1 responding to a
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08.7.09 - 11:40 am
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you guys are weird. riding usually stop any/most of my bowel movements and keeps them under control. if i have to go and the bathroom is occupied, i keep myself busy by doing laps around the block on my bike
_iJunes08.7.09 - 11:42 am
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I heard borfo poos off the side of his bike while riding.
neverclever08.7.09 - 11:44 am
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When you're riding down the road....
0gravity08.7.09 - 1:10 pm
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i would give 30 dollars to see this
KiMS1 responding to a
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08.7.09 - 1:39 pm
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ive never had this problem. though i have amazing control over my bowel movements. i didnt shit once at salton sea.
larsenf08.7.09 - 1:57 pm
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wait,
do you have amazing control of your butthole or you just didn't have to shit?
maybe you COULD'NT shit.
that's a whole different story.
KiMS1 responding to a
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08.7.09 - 2:00 pm
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I thought the same...
I just got back from eating a bunch of sushi... i tend to think my butt has amazing control of me.
md2 responding to a
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08.7.09 - 2:25 pm
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I know an interesting story about a member of the New Mother Fuckers (now Pizza), and shit.
md208.7.09 - 2:33 pm
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I shit once per meal. Like a conveyor belt. Or a chocolate factory.
neverclever08.7.09 - 2:37 pm
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Ridazz Roulette!
...better than getting the EPO shits