CASTING 'bike messenger' for german car commercial

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kurtz at 11.17.08 - 10:59 am
hey guys.  i am working on a spot that shoots this weekend (11.22/23).  we are looking for a male caucasian bike messenger for a scene that will probably shoot on saturday.
the rate is $275.
it is non-union.
it will not run in the US.
the car is suzuki.
please send a decent photo of yourself and your bicycle to polaho@hotmail.com
thanks!
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I am only half-caucasian, so i'll do it for $137.50.
 SKIDMARCUS
SKIDMARCUS11.17.08 - 11:06 am
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eye noe diz marcusaurelius
u iz 100% crazeee
 Knittens
Knittens11.17.08 - 11:07 am
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u so crazee
i fink i wanna can haz ur baby kitteh
- salts and pepperz
 Knittens
Knittens11.17.08 - 11:08 am
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Top Notch Fakenger right here, and BTW, Mercedes Benz paid Jack at O20 $900 for the same exact thing
 tallcans4tallbikes
tallcans4tallbikes11.17.08 - 11:09 am
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the client is not MB.  and, i don't know what jack at O20 did for $900.  this is more of a featured extra role.  it's a car spot.
 kurtz
kurtz11.17.08 - 11:14 am
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U iz a mity mity gud katz, but i thot U iz spayd
 SKIDMARCUS
SKIDMARCUS11.17.08 - 11:31 am
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How 'bout I throw on some whiteface and do this not for the money, but to be the face of the LA messenger crowd????
I mean, I am a messenger, sort of.
 bentstrider
bentstrider11.17.08 - 11:33 am
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i'm caucasian minus the cauc.
does that work?
 ijunes
ijunes11.17.08 - 11:36 am
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Where's White Walls?  he should be on this thread...
 MOM_RIDAZ420
MOM_RIDAZ42011.17.08 - 11:43 am
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haha, ijunes got no cauc!
get together with roadblock, he's got no bawlz
 spiraldemon
spiraldemon11.17.08 - 11:44 am
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You're dead.
 PC
PC11.17.08 - 12:28 pm
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I sent them my stat sheitz.
Cash for me = beer for others!!!
Goods are not goods, unless they are shared!!!!!
 parlorbikes
parlorbikes11.17.08 - 12:29 pm
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I want TC4TB to follow this car on a skip stop the whole way!!!!
I will use my SUBY.  
Only the bike stops and kick the guy off the segway!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs-jAImScms
 parlorbikes
parlorbikes11.17.08 - 12:33 pm
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PARLOR BIKES, you have no chance of beating me out for this, wheras you may be a fit racer, I am a beer swilling and smoking hipster on a fixie, a perfect recipe for faking the noble occupation of Messenger. And I don't care about selling out. PROOF is in this photo!!
 tallcans4tallbikes
tallcans4tallbikes11.17.08 - 1:13 pm
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Who plays polo on a dual suspension mountain bike.
What a d-bagger.
 parlorbikes
parlorbikes11.17.08 - 1:15 pm
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Your like 10 feet tall.  What size?
Does this mean you got the gig?
 parlorbikes
parlorbikes11.17.08 - 1:19 pm
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nah man I don't ride fixed gear bikes so I need to quickly photo myself with one for this gig. talk about ultimate fakenger!!
 Roadblock
Roadblock11.17.08 - 1:20 pm
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@ Roadblock:  I'm the only one tall enough . I dont care how much money you have. I want my grill up in the header.
@Parlor Bikes, that Yeti in the picture is the nicest bike you will EVER see at Polo, playing or spectating.
 tallcans4tallbikes
tallcans4tallbikes11.17.08 - 1:21 pm
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so you will loan me your fixed gear if I post your grill in there huh?
 Roadblock
Roadblock11.17.08 - 1:24 pm
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It's a CAR commercial, they probably don't even know that messengers don't use derailers.
 wiz_vanmeter
wiz_vanmeter11.17.08 - 1:25 pm
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RB, I love the FAKENGER.
TC Do you think you can skid?/ stop following that SUBY in the vid?
I did roll pretty blingalicious last night.  GOLD THOMPSON BICHEZ... 
Seriously though....How could you let TOyota put a Dual-SUS MTB in the ad.  Did they not ask you to retouch it?  You could have put yourself in there 2wice.  No beard in this one either, you look like your 12.
 parlorbikes
parlorbikes11.17.08 - 1:27 pm
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actually I'm guessing they don't know that a lot of real actual messengers use roadbikes and are instead looking for the stereotypical messenger fixed gear look lol.
 Roadblock
Roadblock11.17.08 - 1:27 pm
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I have 7 sweet bikes, an extra fixed ain't a thing. PIXELS FIRST, COGS SECOND 
 tallcans4tallbikes
tallcans4tallbikes11.17.08 - 1:28 pm
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who said all messengers are fixed gear riders. i wouldnt want to ride my fixed gear if i were a messenger. roadbikes are fast and time is money.
 larsenf
larsenf11.17.08 - 1:29 pm
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If I get the gig. I will put one big giant solo picture of your face in there. bikes first mug second!
 Roadblock
Roadblock11.17.08 - 1:29 pm
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and while we sit here arguing about all this, Dingo already swooped.
 Roadblock
Roadblock11.17.08 - 1:30 pm
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Thats my polo bike. 
I have a smaller cog for YETIMAN and the NOHO sprints.  
 parlorbikes
parlorbikes11.17.08 - 1:31 pm
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faster and more maneuverable***
I love the backwards fork in that picture, as if the chainring isnt ridiculous enough
 larsenf
larsenf11.17.08 - 1:31 pm
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hahhahaaa I remember at the BMX races these little kids on mini bikes would be running chain rings like that!!! not THAT big of course..but some I remember were half the size of the actual kid riding the bike.
 la duderina
la duderina11.17.08 - 1:34 pm
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You must turn your fork around at Lucridus speed.
DUH!!!
 parlorbikes
parlorbikes11.17.08 - 1:36 pm
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OH HAI
dey gave it 2 eye alredy
u haz a lose.
kthxbai
 Knittens
Knittens11.17.08 - 1:36 pm
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fuck i have to have that gear that thing is sick 
NoHo sprints here i come
 Yetiman
Yetiman11.17.08 - 4:02 pm
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i just have this scene in my head of someone on that bike getting their shorts caught in that chainring. ouch.
 larsenf
larsenf11.17.08 - 4:08 pm
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you could almost get your pubes stuck in that thing.
 la duderina
la duderina11.17.08 - 4:18 pm
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why do you have to cast a caucasian? wtf? i was a messenger and can still look the part. why is a caucasian the best representation. oh yeah, german commercial. THAT EXPLAINS IT.
 Eddie GOpez
Eddie GOpez11.18.08 - 12:44 am
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WAS? Shit i still do freelance runs by bike. im still DTLA worthy. im still a messenger.
 Eddie GOpez
Eddie GOpez11.18.08 - 12:52 am
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now i need to be a bike messenger. darn.
 aksendz
aksendz11.18.08 - 12:55 am
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All the bike messengers I saw in Copenhagen were caucasians. It's obviously some kind of conspiracy.
 ephemerae
ephemerae11.18.08 - 8:13 pm
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director chose his top 3.  they will be hearing from casting director tomorrow or thursday.  thanks for all your submissions.
cheers!
 kurtz
kurtz11.18.08 - 10:31 pm
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This is like American Hipster.
What will Paula say about me?????
BUM bUM BUM.....weeeeeoooooow.
I am trying to repeat the American Idol them song?
 parlorbikes
parlorbikes11.19.08 - 8:13 am
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