The Mother of All Rides
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Roadblock at 02.21.08 - 2:35 pm
This March = 4 years of Ridazz wreaking havoc on the streets and for the 4 year anniversary we are celebrating the birth of this growing disfunctional frankenstein family of rides going on in this city.
This is the mother of all rides... this ride will penetrate the city and ejaculate onto the streets.... immaculate conception will occur... the hot steamy slimey birth will take place... we will eat the umbilical cord... with tapatio
sperm seeks the egg
all rides converge
blood everywhere
god dammit if only we'd have used body condoms we wouldnt be in this mess....
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I wasn't born,
I was hatched from a giant egg
spiraldemon02.21.08 - 2:40 pm
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i have my title 22 certification for the state of california, so i am trained in birthing children! now who wants to make a baby?
ruinedbyidiots02.21.08 - 2:41 pm
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Awesome. I was going to propose the Prehistoric Ride, but this is much-much-much better. The next day is the Post-Apocalypse ride in San Diego... nothing better than celebrating the birth of it all... (no offense to CM.) then rolling to SD for the end of it all...
the reverend dak02.21.08 - 2:44 pm
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Roadblock02.21.08 - 2:45 pm
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I love it Roadblock. It's about damn time!
Joe Borfo02.21.08 - 2:46 pm
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Only in LA
on this date
in this costume
on these bikes
does this ride make PERFECT sense.
SO WETTY
SKIDMARCUS02.22.08 - 11:22 am
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sperms seeking eggs...
a giant game of hide and go seek.
all rides converge... and make love.... messy love.... but we will see this thing all the way through like the good mommas and poppas that we are... there will be birth.
Roadblock02.22.08 - 11:28 am
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Again with the brilliant concept!
Commemorative patch, anyone?
mr rollers02.22.08 - 11:36 am
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mommy? why is daddy holding a gun to his head?
CryBaby02.22.08 - 11:38 am
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mommy, when I was a fetus all warm and protected, daddy hit me over the head with his one eyed wonder worm.
CryBaby02.22.08 - 11:40 am
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Mommy told me that the worse thing in the world is a theif, and the worse kind of thief, is an identity thief. If you is smart enough to hack my password, you should be smart enough to come up with your own screen name. Nah, probably not. The tgubg you have written up here is so stupid, that you don't seem to have much of a creative bone in you. You probably stoled the program, to steal the password.
Just think a little bit, you can come up with something creative and witty if you try. Sorry but CryBaby has been created already. TRY!
You can do it, like tuggy the tug boat.
CryBaby02.22.08 - 12:19 pm
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mommy mommy I go boomboom on crybaby head make poopoo stain
Lil Baby Leg02.22.08 - 1:07 pm
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RB what's this lil monster's name?
skano02.22.08 - 1:16 pm
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very good! little poopy makers, thrive under boundaries.
CryBaby02.22.08 - 1:18 pm
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now you just need to learn to wipe your ass
CryBaby02.22.08 - 1:19 pm
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"sucka lil monsta"
HAHHAHHAHA these three words keep making me laugh...
SKIDMARCUS02.25.08 - 10:33 am
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I've been wondering.. where are the start points and endpoint? I haven't seen anything about that in the forum or event info link =[
AT7xVIGILANTE03.6.08 - 4:02 am
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The ride is a massive "Ride and Seek" game. I'm working on the details and will post them soon.
Roadblock03.6.08 - 9:46 am
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Let's spew it on the streets
Wipe it on the buildings
Slick up the parks
Do it upside down
make a hottie a mommy
a playa a daddy
Ridazz get ready
P-300003.6.08 - 10:17 am
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