All City Pre-Ride to all the All City Pre-Rides

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Hagbard Celine at 12.11.08 - 4:08 pm
Whoah!!!!
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fuck you, 10 am is too early for a degenerate like me.
Candy Cane12.11.08 - 4:15 pm
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I'll come along if I'm not doing anything truck-related.
But, be prepared to get blasted by some Toby Keith and Minnie Riperton at the same time!!!!
bentstrider12.11.08 - 4:19 pm
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FRUCK YEAH!!!  I assume we can jook up with ya somewhere along the way!
toweliesbong12.11.08 - 4:28 pm
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This is a song we didn't sing on santacon, can we sing it on your ride???
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A vibrator with a battery
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five ******* whores
One, two, three, four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
**(verses 6 - 10 in order)**
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven buggered ends
Ten turd burglars
Nine ways of wanking
Eight posing pouches
Seven strap-on dildos
Six soapy gussets
Five ******* whores
One, two, three, four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve smelly cunts **(sung to tune of "Five golden rings")**
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
Eleven buggered ends
Ten turd burglars
Nine ways of wanking
Eight posing pouches
Seven strap-on dildos
Six soapy gussets
Five ******* whores
One, two, three, four urine samples
Three rubber johnnies
Two blow-up dolls
And a vibrator with a battery
toweliesbong12.11.08 - 4:30 pm
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I'll meet you guys around noon, or 1, or 2, or 3, or 4... definitely by 5.
the reverend dak12.11.08 - 4:40 pm
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I'm thinking about hooking up with you as you ride from Pasadena to North Hollywood.  What's your route going to be?
toweliesbong12.11.08 - 5:14 pm
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this ride has been officially post-poned by 28 hours. 
do to a global shortage of crack. 
The new meeting place will be at homeboy bakery at 2pm 
bring money for coffee and muffins.
trickmilla12.11.08 - 5:31 pm
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Ok, 
I have a route.
Remember to wear your santa suit and call out the secret password as we fly by and we will pick you up on santa's sleigh!!!!
Hagbard Celine12.11.08 - 6:05 pm
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What's a Blackjack?  If it's a kitteh, no kittehs aloud on this ride!!!
Hagbard Celine12.11.08 - 6:07 pm
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Who's cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmming?
I'm leaving now.
Hagbard Celine12.11.08 - 11:41 pm
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Where is everyone?  I have 1252 more spoke cards to give out!!!
Hagbard Celine12.11.08 - 11:44 pm
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I've given out 23 spoke cards along the route but I still have 1229 LEFT.  I'm La Canada now.  Where is everybody???
Hagbard Celine12.12.08 - 1:31 pm
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I still have 1183 spoke cards and I'm in Malibu.  
Where's the party?
Hagbard Celine12.13.08 - 3:57 am
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meh.
i still cant sleep.
even jeff chew passed out on chat
Candy Cane12.13.08 - 10:03 am
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Where's the Toy Ride party?  I'm almost to downtown.  I have 832 spoke cards left.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me 
A vibrator with a battery 
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me 
Two blow-up dolls 
And a vibrator with a battery 
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me 
Three rubber johnnies 
Two blow-up dolls 
And a vibrator with a battery 
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 
Four urine samples 
Three rubber johnnies 
Two blow-up dolls 
And a vibrator with a battery 
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 
Five fcukin whores 
One, two, three, four urine samples 
Three rubber johnnies 
Two blow-up dolls 
And a vibrator with a battery 
Hagbard Celine12.14.08 - 3:02 pm
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